Man dies via Atomic Wedgie

[Irish#1]

I understand ligature marks, but blunt force trauma and blood spatter?



What a wedgie!

That's where the hemorrhoids come into play.

 

[dshans]

Lord (and all), forgive me for getting involved in this callous shit.

Can we wipe the "slate" clean?

 

[woolybug25]

I'm crackin' up here, fellas.

I'm going to have to wipe the tears up.

Moar butt jokes.

 

[IrishHokie22]

I wish I had thought of a clever butt joke when I bumped this thread.

I would imagine that a blunt force to the head is a better way to go than ass-phyxiation.

 

[notredomer23]

I feel bad for the guy. He doesn't deserve to be the butt of all these jokes

 

[Cackalacky]

I heard the assailed was a real ass hat . Maybe he was trying to do the guy a solid.

 

[Ndaccountant]

Poor guy, I guess that is why people say to turn the other cheek.

 

[Monk]

I don't know if there is a better way to assassinate someone.

 

[IrishLion]

You guys are all cracking me up

 

[dshans]

Have we come to an end of the sly comments and innuendo? Is this the end to the tight, white band of brothers?

I see no further need to stretch the fruit that is of the loom. I can't cotton to this warp and weft to the fabric of this thread.

 

[Irish#1]

Have we come to an end of the sly comments and innuendo? Is this the end to the tight, white band of brothers?

I see no further need to stretch the fruit that is of the loom. I can't cotton to this warp and weft to the fabric of this thread.

Here's a unique variance on the atomic wedgie.

 

[dshans]

Here's a unique variance on the atomic wedgie.

You, my friend, my good sir, are sick.




Even more than me, which says a lot.

 

[Cackalacky]

Here's a unique variance on the atomic wedgie.

That's stretching it a bit eh?

 

[dshans]

That's stretching it a bit eh?

Oh, shit, will this thread not die a natural death? If not I say that euthanasia is in order.

Haven't enough gluteus maximus jokes been squeezed and pinched into the commentary?

 

[Cackalacky]

Instead of a loaf, now I bet he is pinching flat breads.

 

[irishog77]

Here's a unique variance on the atomic wedgie.

Everybody loves a good camel toe.

 

[dshans]

Instead of a loaf, now I bet he is pinching flat breads.

I prefer to bake a loaf that has risen, be it an hour or two at room temp or overnight in the fridge.

While a quick, low rise bread has a certain instant gratification; a slow, high rise loaf can't be beat. A hard, stiff crust with a giving, accepting interior is reminiscent of drive-in-movie ecstasy.

Rub aggressively with garlic. Lightly rub with ginger. Coat with shavings of horseradish, roast at 350 for 15 minutes and then drown in melted butter (topped with bacon, of course) and you'll die happy.

 

[Irish#1]

I prefer to bake a loaf that has risen, be it an hour or two at room temp or overnight in the fridge.

While a quick, low rise bread has a certain instant gratification; a slow, high rise loaf can't be beat. A hard, stiff crust with a giving, accepting interior is reminiscent of drive-in-movie ecstasy.

Rub aggressively with garlic. Lightly rub with ginger. Coat with shavings of horseradish, roast at 350 for 15 minutes and then drown in melted butter (topped with bacon, of course) and you'll die happy.

I think this thread finally died! lol

 

[IrishSteelhead]

Gives me great pleasure to bump this thread:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/oklahoma-man-gets-30-years-prison-fatal-atomic-170147799--sector.html

 

[Irish YJ]

Gives me great pleasure to bump this thread:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/oklahoma-man-gets-30-years-prison-fatal-atomic-170147799--sector.html

30 years,,, no way... that's asinine

 

[IrishSteelhead]

30 years,,, no way... that's asinine

It would have been less, but he kept butting heads with the judge during the trial.

 

[Irish YJ]

It would have been less, but he kept butting heads with the judge during the trial.

what a dumbass. he's really hit bottom.

 

[scUM Hater]

He will be up for probing.......probation in a few, with good butthavior

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[Irish YJ]

even so, won't be getting any tail for a while. bet he won't try to pull anything like that again.

 

[Bogtrotter07]

You guys finished?

 

[Cackalacky]

Its things like this that are a constant reminder to me of all the little cracks in society that get opened because someone decides to go a bit to far.

 

[BGIF]

Washington, D.C. - In an effort to find another wedge issue to split America while turning out the vote by their base, the DNC plans to announce a 2016 Campaign Plank to ban assault underware.


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Asked for comment the Senior Senator from California stated she was firmly opposed to any such legislation, "A boxerless society is not how I see America! This is just another assault on the union movemement by the Walker crowd. The International Ladies' Garment Workers' Union (ILGWU) was once one of the largest labor unions in the United States, one of the first U.S. unions to have a primarily female membership, and a key player in the labor history of the 1920s and 1930s. The union, generally referred to as the "ILGWU" or the "ILG," merged with the Amalgamated Clothing and Textile Workers Union in 1995 to begat the Union of Needletrades, Industrial and Textile Employees (UNITE). UNITE merged with the Hotel Employees and Restaurant Employees Union (HERE) in 2004 to begat UNITE HERE. The two unions that formed UNITE in 1995 represented only 250,000 workers between them, down from the ILGWU's peak membership of 450,000 in 1969."

Meanwhile Mrs Clinton noted she has long been opposed to assault weapons on any type. "Long before I opposed them as Mrs Rodham Clinton, Senior Advisor to Prsident Clinton in the White House, I opposed them as Ms Rodham. I haven't worn underwear since the advent of pants suits. I have the experience and commitment to be Commando-in-Chief!"

 

[Irish YJ]

You guys finished?

why are you so butt hurt over this thread. I think you should just try to ASSimilate and join in the fun.