This Sorority Girl Is NOT Happy

[GoldenIsThyFame]

Letter to Fellow Sorority Members

WARNING: Might not be something you want your co-worker or boss seeing you read. She gets a little vulgar.... Just a little.

 

[greyhammer90]

Sororities are Serious. Business.

 

[IrishLax]

Saw this on Deadspin... is it real?

 

[Kingbish01]

LOL

 

[FLDomer]

I hope she doesn't _ _ _ _ all the those frat boys off with that dirty mouth!

 

[arrowryan]

**** Punt... Lololololololol

 

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

2frat2function

 

[FightingIrishLover7]

LOLLLLLL

This girl is in for an *** whooping.

 

[HoosierIrish]

wow, I was on the fence and almost missed my first little 500 weekend, this reminded me how stupid and slutty sorority girls are. You have to love those dumb sluts. Calling off work and hopefully will be at IU tonight.

 

[NDdomer2]

she is just upset cuz she isn't getting the rooster she wants.

 

[arrowryan]

wow, I was on the fence and almost missed my first little 500 weekend, this reminded me how stupid and slutty sorority girls are. You have to love those dumb sluts. Calling off work and hopefully will be at IU tonight.

You're going to little 5? I was gonna go but I will be out of town. I will definitely be down there next year

 

[Irishnuke]

Pretty funny to read but this girl's life is going to be a train wreck. She's destined to be someone's trophy wife and end up on a "Real Housewives" show somewhere. What a f'ing lunatic.

 

[irishpat183]

As a Sigma Nu, I can attest to "not giving a flying f**k".

 

[Irish Houstonian]

This is what management potential looks like. Not kidding. I would hire this chick in a second.

 

[arrowryan]

Anyone know what school this is at? Lol

 

[NDdomer2]

Anyone know what school this is at? Lol

i believe the article said maryland

 

[irishpat183]

This is one of those girls you bang...because it's gonna be awesome.


Of course, she may stalk you and kill your ex girlfriends...but that's the chance you gotta take.

I have some fantastic stories from the old frat days....ahhhhhhh....To be young again

 

[IrishLax]

Anyone know what school this is at? Lol

Apparently Maryland.

 

[arrowryan]

This is one of those girls you bang...because it's gonna be awesome.


Of course, she may stalk you and kill your ex girlfriends...but that's the chance you gotta take.

I have some fantastic stories from the old frat days....ahhhhhhh....To be young again

Only if my school would allow frats....

 

[nlroma1o]

she is just upset cuz she isn't getting the rooster she wants.

^^^^^^^

This 100%

hahahahahahahaha

It's a tough, dark, greek world when you're a mediocre sorority, lingering in the middle of a pack of rabid females, desperate to get attention from the top 5 frats. Reminds me of the glory years.

 

[greyhammer90]

This is one of those girls you bang...because it's gonna be awesome.


Of course, she may stalk you and kill your ex girlfriends...but that's the chance you gotta take.

I have some fantastic stories from the old frat days....ahhhhhhh....To be young again

Don't stick your d*ck in crazy.

 

[clashmore_mike]

B1G!!!

 

[NDdomer2]

supposed letter writter

 

[irishpat183]

Don't stick your d*ck in crazy.

supposed letter writter

I'd have to stick it in THAT crazy....Sorry.

 

[NDdomer2]

she does look a tad on the stalker gf side though

 

[IrishLax]

She's got the bod but holding off on praise until we get some non-grainy evidence.

 

[nlroma1o]

I'd have to stick it in THAT crazy....Sorry.

I'm with Pat

 

[NDdomer2]

She's got the bod but holding off on praise until we get some non-grainy evidence.

got the picture from TFM. even they say supposed writer so not sure if it is or isnt just thought id bring the curves to the thread if were already talking about sorority sluts.

 

[nlroma1o]

My girlfriend was a soritry girl, and the best part about the email, is that I can wihtout a doubt confirm that its totally realistic that a girl would send an email like this. Granted, her sorority wasn't middle of the pack, rahter top 3 and didn't have to worry about this ****, but there were girls, ie. a few of her best friends, who are absolutely f'n crazy when it came to greek life, who i absoluetly believe would write an email like this.

Like i said earlier,

Its a tough, dark, greek world out there.

 

[Emcee77]

Hahaha this is so ****ing weird to me. Reading stuff like this makes me glad ND didn't have frats/sororities. What could be lamer than trying to be cooler than everyone else. Like Brittney Griner says, just be you. Hahaha. Ok, so that part was tongue-in-cheek, but really, I just don't get it. It does not seem fun to be under pressure to have fun.