HELP NEEDED! Witty Fantasy Football Team Name

[IrishLax]

Offering $100mil vBucks + reps to whoever comes up with the best one; and $10mil to any good honorable mentions. Logic is a strong suit of mine; puns, play on words, and general wittiness are definitely not.

The name needs to be something Notre Dame inspired.... like Kielin' Trojans or The Hendrix Experience.... and that's the only real condition.

 

[Old Man Mike]

LAX's AXES

 

[BGIF]

Rees's Pieces


(You'll get lots of angry mail)

 

[Ironman8]

Laying the Wood

Jamoris Slaughtered

Kiel or be Kieled

 

[IrishLax]

Laying the Wood

Jamoris Slaughtered

Kiel or be Kieled

Those aren't bad.

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

The Fluffy Shembros

Give it Mahoney

You Grotto ReLax

Neal for the Prince

 

[Ironman8]

The Fluffy Shembros

Give it Mahoney

You Grotto ReLax

Neal for the Prince

I would love to know what a Fluffy Shembro is lol.

 

[clashmore_mike]

Do it Tuitt

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

I would love to know what a Fluffy Shembro is lol.

A transvestite bro. Come on man.

 

[NDPhilly]

The Slaughter House

 

[clashmore_mike]

Riddickulousness

 

[clashmore_mike]

Its not a Toma

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Hammond's Hell Hounds

 

[clashmore_mike]

An A for Eifert

 

[NDPhilly]

Eiferted

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The Eifert Tower

 

[IrishInFl]

DEEZ NUTZ

 

[clashmore_mike]

The Brolic Golics

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

Eiferted

Hey I was just gonna say that one, bastard.

 

[irishfanjho15]

I use The Fighting Helmets for my yahoo league every year

 

[irishfanjho15]

(The) Grotto Gridirons

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

Slap Kappy

 

[irishfanjho15]

Here Come The Mullets....brah

 

[Clover]

EX LAX's lucky charmins

 

[irishfanjho15]

The Golden Showers

 

[irishfanjho15]

Touchdown Baby Jesus(es)

 

[clashmore_mike]

What u talkin bout Louis??

 

[clashmore_mike]

BK's Red Army

 

[clashmore_mike]

#teamreckless

 

[BestBIrish47]

Shamrock of ages

Knute-tella

South Bend but don't break