Worst Christmas Song

[MacIrish75]

I genuinely don't like either song, but the rest was for humor's sake. I didn't think italics were necessary.

I laughed 🤷🏼‍♂️

 

[Grahambo]

Mariah fucking Carey

Credit to her for establishing a 2nd, lucrative career.

 

[Rack Em]

I bet you put ketchup on prime rib.

“Well done please! And can I have the whole Heinz bottle?”
-ACamp ordering prime rib like a chump

 

[ACamp1900]

“Well done please! And can I have the whole Heinz bottle?”
-ACamp ordering prime rib like a chump

I bet you put ketchup on prime rib.

Lol,… don’t hate just cuz I primed your mom’s ribs,…

 

[Rack Em]

Lol,… don’t hate just cuz I primed your mom’s ribs,…

Good luck finding those ribs around the fat rolls!

 

[IrishinTN]

Lol,… don’t hate just cuz I primed your mom’s ribs,…

Wow. When did this thread become a food thread?

And it's without a doubt, Christmas Shoes. One of the worst and dumbest songs i ever heard.

 

[Black Irish]

The amount of good, original Christmas songs produced in the last 50 or so years has been decidedly small. Give me a playlist of Sinatra, Bing Crosby, or Perry Como singing the classics and that is Christmas.

 

[GoldenToTheGrave]

Decidedly the best Christmas performance hands down:

 

[Bluto]

Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer. Every version of that song sucks.

 

[stpeteirish]

The barking dogs jingle bells “song” deserves some mention. They play it on music channels.
I’m filled with Yuletide joy to hear there are others who hate Santa Baby

 

[ulukinatme]

This version of Jingle Bells drives my wife crazy, it's so manic and off tempo it's nuts. I don't care for it either. It's all over the place. It's like delving into madness:

 

[PolishDomer]

Grinch and Hippo are the 2 worst Christmas songs ever produced

 

[ulukinatme]

I hate when radio stations play the Peanuts song "Linus and Lucy" too. The cartoon is iconic and Christmasy, but in general I don't care for instrumentals...and I particularly don't care for this one when I'm just driving. It's fine for the show, it's just a shit driving song.

 

[Ndaccountant]

That's like hating charity.

 

[PolishDomer]

P

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Grinch and Hippo are the 2 worst Christmas songs ever produced

How dare you? Thurl Ravenscroft was an American hero.

 

[MNIrishman]

If it's not sung by Sinatra, Crosby, or a church choir, it's not worth listening to.

 

[PolishDomer]

How dare you? Thurl Ravenscroft was an American hero.

I stand by my statement...lol...Grinch is not singing...its like someone reading a pamphlet...sort of like the 50s version of Spoken Word...lol

 

[Valpodoc85]

Any Christmas song sung by the chipmunks...

 

[MacIrish75]

If it's not sung by Sinatra, Crosby, or a church choir, it's not worth listening to.

I’ll add Burl Ives, Nat King Cole, and Dean Martin to that list.

 

[SeekNDestroy]

If it's not sung by Sinatra, Crosby, or a church choir, it's not worth listening to.

Or Run DMC.

 

[Bishop2b5]

This version of Jingle Bells drives my wife crazy, it's so manic and off tempo it's nuts. I don't care for it either. It's all over the place. It's like delving into madness:

I'd never heard this before. Holy cow, that's bad and annoying.

 

[ACamp1900]

I'd never heard this before. Holy cow, that's bad and annoying.

I’ve never heard a single thing from that dolt that isn’t insanely annoying, her fame is a complete mystery to me

 

[drayer54]

Mariah fucking Carey

 

[ACamp1900]

The Carey song is annoying bc how big it is,… if it were just another song it’d be fine. There’s plenty other worse songs imo