Twas the Night Before SC

IrishSteelhead

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Twas the night before Southern Cal, when all through IE
Not a poster was nervous, except for the whereabouts of Trinity
The game plan was set, for the battle ahead
And if Matt Barkley plays, he'll surely wish he was dead.....

Steelhead was nestled, passed out in the rain
While visions of Miami and their strippers, danced through his brain
Kiffin was at home, trying on lingerie
As Layla came to the realization, she married a g-y

Then out on the field, arose such a clatter
Wittek was a baseball, and the Irish Defense the batter
The scoreboard lit up, with a serious flash
And Irish fans everywhere, began to withdraw cash

Troy was burned to the ground, beyond all belief
Kiffin could do nothing, but cry and let out a silent queef
The table was set, for a date with destiny
HERE WE MOTHER****ING COME MIAMI!!!!!!

*Yes Ive been drinking today. Enjoy, and BEAT SC

xoxo, Steelhead
 
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Irish YJ

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Yep, why don't you add a verse about Layla coming over to Irish YJ's house LOL
 
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