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Dope.

Semi-related to the thread. I'm going to Madison at the end of the month for a buddy's ordination to the priesthood. Anybody have good ideas for a gift? I'd go for bourbon, but I don't think he drinks much anymore, and he's only in the US for a while longer before returning to finish his studies in Rome.
 

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Dope.

Semi-related to the thread. I'm going to Madison at the end of the month for a buddy's ordination to the priesthood. Anybody have good ideas for a gift? I'd go for bourbon, but I don't think he drinks much anymore, and he's only in the US for a while longer before returning to finish his studies in Rome.

A copy of Denzinger and/or a Douay-Rheims translation of the Bible.
 

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I called him Papa Benny last night at my book study and nobody knew to whom I was referring.

Benny is bae

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This is just a completely unworkable model and not at all what the sensus fidelium is supposed to mean. It's certainly not what Newman meant.

In fact, the author doesn't even pretend its workable. ("All recognize there is some vagueness about the sensus fidelium in theory. An even more difficult step is the practical one of ascertaining and determining what the sensus fidelium is on particular issues.")

For example, who gets to have a say in this consensus? Is it anyone who self-identifies as Catholic? Who gets to decide the criteria for who is in and out? Who gets to discern what the consensus actually is? Statisticians? What if there is no clear consensus? Do you really think the German and Nigerian Catholics have the same sense?

It seems to me that Curran is just providing the proper vocabulary to powerful prelates who don't like current Church teaching and who want an excuse to change it. They get to blame those who stick with the tradition of being fearful, un-attentive to the HS (who can apparently contradict Himself), and unable to discern the signs of the time, as lived out in the lives of the people.
 
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The Week's Matthew Walther just published an article titled "What Catholics Believe":

Half a century ago on June 30, 1968, Blessed Pope Paul VI issued the Credo of the People of God. The document, which restated in plain language and amplified contextually what Catholics have held since the time of the Apostles, called upon the faithful to proclaim their beliefs.

The world has changed a great deal in the last 50 years, indeed in the last five. Many things that would have seemed unremarkable to a young person then will appear incomprehensible now. It remains a salutary exercise for Catholics to declare what they believe. I will attempt to provide a sketch.

We believe in one God who is three persons: the Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost. We believe that He is the creator of heaven and Earth alike, of all things visible — bacteria, mice, the Himalayas — and invisible (e.g., angels). We believe that He made all of these things for no very good reason save that it was His pleasure to do so, the way that a great conductor who is also a virtuoso perfectly capable of playing beautiful music entirely by himself — indeed, who will almost inevitably be disappointed by the shortcomings even of His best pupils, to say nothing of the willfully tone-deaf — wishes to have an orchestra to conduct and to play with.

We believe in Our Lord Jesus Christ, the son of God born of the Father before there was such a thing as time (before even the event scientists call the Big Bang). He is the eternal logos, the underlying principle of order that we detect everywhere in the physical universe and about which physicists, chemists, and biologists are telling us more every day. We believe, moreover, that out of love for the entire human race, for all 7.6 billion people now living on this planet and the countless billions who have died before us and the untold number who will come to be born, in the hope that they might share with Him in eternal life, He came down from heaven and became a man. We believe that by the power of the Holy Ghost He was born to a woman — a teenager, really, we would say today — in Palestine during the reign of the Emperor Augustus. This woman was a virgin. She did not at any time in her life have what we would now call sexual relations with anyone, including her husband, a Jewish carpenter who was very likely many years her senior, named Joseph. We believe that later this woman, after spending what must have been many sad decades without her son, was bodily assumed into heaven.

We believe that her son was the victim of Roman judicial murder, killed under conditions of such inhumane savagery that they are almost unthinkable now. It is very difficult to convey what it means to say that He — the eternal word, the ground of being itself — consented to be tortured and killed by His creations; it is like saying that photosynthesis was killed by a stray abscised leaf or that hydrogen dioxide — not some unimaginably vast quantity of it or even every known molecule in the universe but the very physical constants that allow such a chemical bond to be formed at all — was happily murdered by something infinitesimally less than an eye-dropper full of water.

We believe that He suffered these extraordinary pains, that the universe underwent this almost unthinkable cataclysm, and died a natural death — no beating heart, no brain activity, but, as the coroner put it in The Wizard of Oz, "really most sincerely dead" — and that after three days He rose from the dead, not like a patient who has been resuscitated or returned to his senses after a long spell on life support, but alive, having previously been a mass of dead tissue interred in a sepulcher and in the process of decomposition, capable of speech and movement and maintaining basic homeostatic functions.

We believe that He did this in fulfillment of a promise recorded long ago by various men, taken down originally in Hebrew. We derive this information concerning His life from records made by, respectively, a kind of proto-IRS agent called Matthew who held roughly the degree of esteem among his peers that his modern counterparts tend to hold, a disciple called Mark who later traveled to Egypt, a medical doctor called Luke who wrote rather in the spirit of Dr. Watson in A Study in Scarlet of all the marvelous facts relevant to the case, including those he had not himself witnessed, and another man called John who was held in such esteem by his former teacher that He entrusted him with the care of His mother.

We believe that after His glorious resurrection He appeared to those who had been His friends on Earth and to His mother for a time before ascending into heaven, where He sits at the right hand of His Father. We believe that He will return again to judge the quick and the dead, all those who are now living, have lived, and will ever live. We believe that afterwards He shall establish a kingdom — not a democracy or a glorious people's republic or a crowd-founded minarchist seastedding colony, mind you, but an absolute monarchy — that shall have no end. Think of any measure of time you like: a thousand years, a million years, a billion, a trillion, a google of years will be but a nanosecond of unimaginable bliss in this symphony which will have an infinite number of movements.

We believe in the Holy Ghost or Spirit, who proceeds from the Father and the Son and with them is lauded and glorified equally. We believe that He inspired a number of men in antiquity to write books about the history of the Jewish people’s unique relationship with the Father and about the coming of the Son.

We believe in the Church, a church that is holy, catholic — which is to say, universal, for all people — and apostolic, descended in unbroken succession from Peter himself, a poor and not always reliable fisherman whom Our Lord chose to found this body, and 11 other men, one of whom helped to arrange His murder for a small fee, down to the present day, through millions of bishops and priests and lay people, some of them pious and charitable, some venal and worldly. We believe that this body is unlike any other body that has ever existed or ever will exist and that what we see of it on Earth is but a shadow of what it is in heaven.

We believe that when a priest — or in certain extraordinary circumstances any layperson — repeats in any language a literal translation the formula "Ego te baptizo in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti" ("I baptize thee in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost") while touching the forehead of a person with water that this person is changed indelibly. The change we believe in is the removal of a condition we call original sin, into which the human race entered when the first two human beings, who lived in a part of what is now Iraq or perhaps in Tanzania, disobeyed God for the first time. There is a medieval Taoist fable about a poor fisherman who once happened upon a kingdom where there was neither famine nor war and everyone ate peaches of sweetness beyond description; after dwelling there in bliss for many years he left in the hope of bringing his family, but no matter how long he searched he could never find it again. We believe that the entire human race is in the position of this fisherman, and that the map, so to speak, pointing the way to the Peach Blossom Kingdom is the sacramental life of the Church, into which one enters upon baptism.

We believe all of these things and we also look forward to something — to a time when, despite the fact that all the atoms that composed the earthly bodies of all the people who have ever lived are scattered across the planet and disbursed among new organisms, every man and woman who has ever been begotten, born, and died will rise again from the dead. We look forward also to the new life that awaits us in the world — perhaps it would be clearer to say the universe or the multiverse or another scientific term — that is thence to come. We confess that we do not really know what this will look like, but we suspect that everyone has had some glimpse of it while experiencing the beauty of the natural world or listening to a certain piece of music or in a quiet moment of reverie prompted by something (seemingly) insignificant. One man, the last of the friends of the Lord, wrote a book about it, which we call the Apocalypse or Revelation, and had this to say in a passage that, if we are being honest, cannot be read by some of us without our eyes welling up with tears:

And I saw a new heaven and a new Earth: for the first heaven and the first Earth were passed away; and there was no more sea. And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband. And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God. And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away. [The Bible]

We believe all of these things, fantastical as they may sound, and we believe them for what we consider good reasons, well attested by history, consistent with the most exacting standards of logic. We will profess them in this place of wrath and tears until the extraordinary event referenced above, for which men and women have hoped and prayed for nearly 2,000 years, comes to pass.
 

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Just saw my friend, one of the chief influences in my conversion, be ordained to the priesthood of Jesus Christ by Bishop Morlino. So badass

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Why not just have baby-killer vending machines? Make it as easy as a condom vending machine. Oh wait, they weren't willing to go through the trouble of getting one of those, so the whole vending machine idea is probably a bad idea.


Sounds like Theill joined a group that didn't fit her core values.... She knowingly joins a conservative group while not having those conservative beliefs... How she was traumatized is a head scratcher. Doesn't sound like they held her against her will or abused her in any way. Sound like they probably got tired of her shit and was fine with her finding the door. Took her 30 years to recover.... SMH..

Can't wait to see her on MSNBC if ACB is nominated.
 

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The "author" of this tweet normally posts about urban planning, and the loss of beauty in our modern world, but this Chesterton quote he uses is, I think, best ascribed to the Church.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“So strong is tradition that later generations will dream of what they have never seen.”<br>— G.K. Chesterton <a href="https://t.co/3r9u9tNrwz">pic.twitter.com/3r9u9tNrwz</a></p>— Wrath Of Gnon (@wrathofgnon) <a href="https://twitter.com/wrathofgnon/status/925898581696962561?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 2, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Soylent Green said it in the movies.
THX1138 said it too.
Environmentalists and preservationists have preached it.
GOD said it to Noah in the Rainbow Covenant.

The Church has not always honored The Creation (the Great Fountain of Beauty) but many proclamations do so now.

The mystery is why so many US Catholics do not actively support Conscious Care for The Creation, but chase Cash, Conquest, and Mammon and purposely ignore the ongoing degradation.

Our ancestors will only be able to Dream of lost Creation Beauty and Wonders long before they have lost the beauty of Cathedrals. Cathedrals are great good spaces of the Spirit. The Creation is THE Great Good Place of the Spirit.


....... but of course for some deeply dogmatic Catholics, Nature is only "of the world" so reject it.
 

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Just getting back from vacation and catching up on the news, I expected this thread to be on fire. I'd love to hear from the usual suspects on the vibe at their local parishes this past weekend.
 

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Just getting back from vacation and catching up on the news, I expected this thread to be on fire. I'd love to hear from the usual suspects on the vibe at their local parishes this past weekend.

FYI - there is a new thread in the politics forum on church news and there has been some discussion there.
 

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Jay Scott Newman just published an article in First Things titled "The End of the Imperial Episcopate" with some solid suggestions for reforming the hierarchy. As long as the "simple black" he has in mind is a cassock and not the atrocious clerical suits that make all our priests look like Presbyterian ministers, I'm on board.

While we're on the subject, I feel terrible for the Eastern Uniate churches who have sacrificed so much to be in communion with Rome... only be subjected to this garbage:

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And here's Walther with an article titled "Fire the Catholic Church":

The Catholic Church in this country is led by villains and cowards. It would be a good thing if most, if not all, of our bishops resigned or were deposed.

The report released earlier this month by a grand jury in Pennsylvania detailing alleged sexual abuse — the vast majority of the more than 1,000 victims teenaged boys abused by some 300 priests over 70 years — defies description. For someone who has long regarded himself as a traditional-minded but sane Catholic, tales of satanic sex cults to which the clergy belonged and other unspeakable blasphemies long peddled by Fr. Malachi Martin have seemed like the products of lurid, diseased imaginations.

But having spent nearly a week reading slowly through all 1,400 pages of the report, I can say I was wrong. All of these things exist. When Blessed Pope Paul VI said that the "smoke of Satan had entered the Church" half a century ago, he meant it quite literally.

On Sunday, virtually every American Catholic who attended Mass heard a letter from his or her bishop read aloud. Some of these letters, including the one written by my own ordinary Bishop Paul Bradley of Kalamazoo, Michigan, contained some lucid and even admirable sentences. Most did not. A typical example of such a letter was the one attributed to Cardinal Donald Wuerl, the archbishop of Washington, D.C., and the former bishop of Pittsburgh. This missive, which was rightly mocked from at least one pulpit in his own diocese (why not all of them?), did not contain a single reference to sin or God but was full of corporate buzzwords and self-serving lawyerese.

Wuerl is only one disgraceful prelate. To rehearse all the evasions, elisions, prevarications, and other species of stupidity in the various clergy letters and the multitude of crimes for which they are meant to cover would exhaust the space of a short column. It is simpler to make a handful of straightforward observations.

One is that as a class the American episcopate is made of the pompous, the contemptuous, the worldly, and the faithless. They are, with a few honorable and pious exceptions, worthless company men who have disgraced their office. If they are proven complicit in the cover-up of abuse — by, for example, deliberately attempting to conceal evidence until the statue of limitations for a given jurisdiction was reached — they should be laicized and handed over to the secular authorities to be punished. Others whose crimes are of the order of gross negligence or incompetence should resign and live out the remainder of their days in monasteries performing works of charity. They should be replaced by younger, abler men with clean consciences, sons of the dioceses over which they will govern rather than glad-handers from certain trendy Roman seminaries. All of them in the meantime should undergo lengthy and rigorous public penances for their sins and those of their brother priests. I do not mean selling their mansions or the faux humility of dressing themselves in black instead of purple or red; I mean wearing hair-shirts underneath their cassocks and dining on ashes every Friday night and even flagellating themselves in public.

Another, broader point is that the geographical structure of dioceses made up of parish churches, which has never made sense in the United States, where our cities were built, as Brent Bozell once observed, around factories rather than churches or forts — is an artifact of Christendom. For decades it has been common for Catholics to attend Mass wherever it suited them — here because Fr. Chuck is so funny in his homilies and still lets everybody hold hands during the Our Father, here because Fr. Alouette says the traditional Latin Mass and there are permanent altar rails, here because it’s where our friends go, and so on. The indifferentism that irrupted upon the Church half a century ago has destroyed parish life. As community dissipates and money becomes the organizing principle of Catholic life, evil men thrive.

Good priests should receive permission from Rome to create oratories where they live together in common life and poverty, preaching, administering the sacraments, and performing works of charity with direct oversight from the pope and minimal interference from ordinaries, to whom they would have no financial obligations. The new bishops should be better men than the old ones, but they should also exercise less power; they should be all but irrelevant in the minds of the average layperson except when it is time for confirmations.

There are other practical lessons for the laity here. Stop answering blanket appeals from your bishops asking for money. Propping up the diocesan bureaucracy and Division I NCAA prep academies disguised as "Catholic" schools is not the business of the faith. Stop writing "open letters," as if you seriously expect men who are incapable of even feigning remorse over the rape of children to be moved by your futile words and read the Open Letter to Confused Catholics. Say the rosary, the most powerful weapon against evil the world has ever seen, and fast. Become dedicated clients of St. Michael the Archangel and St. Barbara and St. Athanasisus. Sleep on the floor. Learn to despise the things of this fleeting earthly life, especially when there is nothing in them of beauty, and delight in contemplating all that is heavenly.

Finally, what the Catholic laity need is a revival of old-fashioned moderate anticlericalism. Understanding that there is no higher calling than the sacrificing priesthood of the New Testament does not mean having warm deferential feelings towards every individual member of the clergy. Indeed, many pious laymen have always cordially disliked priests and, especially, bishops. "Why should I accept an 'honor' from some greasy monsignor?" Hilaire Belloc asked his secretary after being offered a papal knighthood in 1934.

Why indeed. I would rather take a bite out of a finger painting handed to me by my one-and-a-half-year-old daughter five seconds after she picked her nose than kiss the ring of my bishop.
 

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Coach, thanks so much for chatting with me today. What role did the Catholic sacraments play in your life and career?

People’s beliefs differ from one another, and all that. Everyone understands faith somewhat differently. But I am so grateful for the Roman Catholic faith with which I was raised. My dad didn’t go to Church, but my mom was a terrific Catholic – a fervent convert to the faith – and always saw that we went to Mass and Catholic school. The Sisters of Saint Joe taught us so much at St. Paddy’s Church and school in Aliquippa, Pennsylvania. The nuns, they were really tough – they’d hit you if need be – and they taught us everything we needed. It was really great. I wouldn’t trade that for anything.

So the Catholic faith was always very important to you?

“Definitely. I altar served throughout grade school. Actually, I even served a couple Masses at college at Pitt. Like I said, the nuns were tough, but it was really good for me. Everything has changed because they don’t get the vocations anymore. They need the vocations in order to do what they have to do.”
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But having spent nearly a week reading slowly through all 1,400 pages of the report, I can say I was wrong. All of these things exist. When Blessed Pope Paul VI said that the "smoke of Satan had entered the Church" half a century ago, he meant it quite literally
Unfortunately when confronted with this smoke Paul fanned the flames and left a trail of gasoline throughout the entire house by allowing Vatican II to be unleashed on the world.
 

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I live in Kalamazoo. I sat after Mass while Bishop Bradley's letter to the congregations was read. It was a good and humble letter. Bradley is a good man. We have had a full-out program in the Diocese of Kalamazoo for several years now, attempting to offer support and counsel to victims or priests or whomever needs it. It is headed by my former pastor Ken Schmitt --- a very spiritual man, a great guy, and a dutiful soul.

As I sat listening to Bishop Bradley's fine letter, I reflected that fine as it was, it paled in comparison to my current pastor's (Dan Hyman) deeply heart-felt words (spoken after a brief homily) pouring out his sadness and sense of betrayal that he was wracked with by his "brothers" in the clergy (especially in Pennsylvania) whether he knew any of them or not (most are in fact now dead, or at least removed from their duties.) Dan almost was crying.

What's my point? Burn-the-Bastards --- fine. But don't smear the really good men like Dan Hyman and Ken Schmitt while doing it. I've never had a priest at St. Toms Student Parish (associated with WMU and Kalamazoo College work/service) that wasn't a walking saint. The last two bishops have been good guys too. My current housemate is a retired priest and former chaplain of the Sisters of Saint Joseph --- and totally a walking saint.

America has always wanted to smear and burn down the Catholic Church. A few "priests" need it and a few "policies" need it. We at Notre Dame catch the same unbalanced burn-the-holier-than-thou-bastards-down prejudice in case anyone on IE has forgotten (for the exact same "cultural" base reasons.) I refuse to sanction a world in which either the Church or Notre Dame is burnt to the ground.
 

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This is a bombshell. Vigano's allegations are detailed, easily verifiable and, based on my reading on the subject, very plausible. For instance, Benedict's sudden resignation makes much more sense in light of this account than without it. And people in Benedict's camp have already corroborated certain key details here.

This is unprecedented. Not sure what happens next. Pray for the Church.
 

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This is a bombshell. Vigano's allegations are detailed, easily verifiable and, based on my reading on the subject, very plausible. For instance, Benedict's sudden resignation makes much more sense in light of this account than without it. And people in Benedict's camp have already corroborated certain key details here.

This is unprecedented. Not sure what happens next. Pray for the Church.

Is there any verifiable evidence of Pope Benedict handing out those sanctions? Just trying to make sense of this all.
 

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">In Our Pontificate, We would...</p>— Fr. Alek Schrenk (@schrenk) <a href="https://twitter.com/schrenk/status/1040010529429962752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 12, 2018</a></blockquote>
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These are all excellent ideas.
 

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">In Our Pontificate, We would...</p>— Fr. Alek Schrenk (@schrenk) <a href="https://twitter.com/schrenk/status/1040010529429962752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 12, 2018</a></blockquote>
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These are all excellent ideas.

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">In Our Pontificate, We would...</p>— Fr. Alek Schrenk (@schrenk) <a href="https://twitter.com/schrenk/status/1040010529429962752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 12, 2018</a></blockquote>
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These are all excellent ideas.

Is there a link or summary someone can share? Can't view Twitter at work.
 

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Here I was thinking that this morning would be a normal bore. Lo and behold on Matthew Walther's twitter feed!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is exactly the kind of reductionistic thinking I oppose. I'm not an atheist, but I also don't mind identifying as a "Christian atheist" for those who find that term meaningful. The notion that atheism and faith/theology are mutually exclusive is one of the great myths. <a href="https://t.co/gHCxoRFsA4">https://t.co/gHCxoRFsA4</a></p>— David W. Congdon (@dwcongdon) <a href="https://twitter.com/dwcongdon/status/1039977655339245570?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 12, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Is there a link or summary someone can share? Can't view Twitter at work.

1.) ...impose upon Ourselves the name Sixtus VI (Sisto Sesto).
2.) ...appear briefly upon the balcony, beg the Church for her prayers, impart the blessing, and then leave. If so moved, We may smile.
3.) ...choose to be crowned using the papier-mâché tiara of Our Venerable Predecessor, Pope Pius VII, as a symbolic gesture of a Church in crisis.
4.) ...cancel all pending papal trips and visits. We are the Bishop of Rome; in Rome We shall reside. The world may come to Us if it so desires; it is easier than it has ever been to do so.
5.) ...cancel any upcoming extraordinary synods out of principle.
6.) ...reinstate the appellation "Sacred" to the names of the congregations of the Roman Curia, for holy they should be.
7.) ...perform a thorough review of the incomes and living arrangements of curial officials, and We would replace any decadent clerics with representatives from the most severe monastic orders.
8.) ...move back into the papal apartments. We would also restore the practice of Our sainted Predecessor, Pope John Paul II, in allowing visiting priests to assist at Our daily Mass. We would do this to support the priesthood.
9.) ...retire and sell all "popemobiles"; the proceeds would go to further Our succour to Rome's poor and homeless. We will borne upon the sedia gestatoria at audience, because Laudato si'.
10.) ...waive all fees and ticket prices to touring the Vatican Gardens or the Necropolis of St. Peter. A freewill offering will be invited instead and bookings will be made by lottery.
11.) ...mandate training in the Extraordinary Form for all Latin Rite seminarians. Whatever status a "form" has, priests should know their rite.
12.) ...establish a Pontifical Academy of Latin, as a long overdue response to the Apostolic Constitution Veterum sapientia of Our sainted Predecessor, Pope John XXIII.
13.) ...mandate the immediate restoration of the liturgical octaves of Pentecost and Epiphany in both forms of the Roman Rite.
14.) ...allow by perpetual and universal indult, the use of the pre-1955 Holy Week rites in parishes and communities that use the Extraordinary Form of the Roman Rite.
15.) ...appoint a commission to devise a plan for the unification of the EF and OF calendars, with preference given to the dating and schema of the old General Roman Calendar. The implementation of this plan may be, but need not be, gradual in nature.
16.) ...immediately resume the use of all Our proper pontificalia, including but not limited to the camauro, paschal mozzetta, fanon, mantum, falda, subcinctorium. We shall do this because these things are pleasing.
17.) ...suppress and abrogate the use of the De benedictionibus (Book of Blessings) and restore the prayers of the Rituale Romanum wholesale.
18.) ...suppress likewise the modern rite of exorcism, restoring the former prayers, whose official translation out of Latin shall be forbidden.
19.) ...promulgate, motu proprio, a new guideline for the canonization of saints. Saints shall not be canonized until at least fifty years after their death. The "devil's advocate" shall be restored.
20.) ...clarify several confusing rubrics in the Missal of Bl. Paul VI. An appropriate revision of the De defectibus will be appended. Rubrics shall once more bind priests under the pain of grave sin.
21.) ... promulgate a decree motu proprio amending the Apostolic Constitution Pænitemini of Our blessed Predecessor Paul VI, restoring universal Friday abstinence.
22.) ...never give a private interview to anyone, for any reason, in any place, at any time.
23.) ...restore the Leonine Prayers in the Ordinary Form. The prayers at the foot of the altar, along with the vesting prayers, shall be printed in future vernacular editions of the Missale Romanum and their use shall be warmly encouraged.
24.) ...withdraw the Vatican City State from the Eurozone, order an intensive third-party audit of the IOR, and replace all staff and management with faithful laity without family connections in Italy.
25.) ...lower the postal tariffs for the Vatican Post, because they are ridiculously high. We will remain unmoved as this decision puts the Poste Italiane out of business.
26.) ...pressure the bishops of Germany to hand over financial control of the proceeds of their country's church tax to the Holy See, or to lobby for the repeal of the tax; if resistance is met, We shall not rule out the possibility of interdict.
27.) ...take a cue from the Young Pope and utterly forbid that Our likeness be used on any souvenir, figurine, or bauble whatsoever. Our coat of arms may be used on limited merchandise for which a (free) permit may be obtained from the Holy See.
28.) ...order the Sacred Congregation for the Doctrine of the Holy Office to restore the Index Librorum Prohibitorum, though the books inscribed in its pages will not be forbidden to Catholics; rather, it shall serve as an authoritative guide to the faithful.
29.) ...while not suppressing the current Enchiridion Indulgentiarum, we shall restore the Raccolta and renew the grants of indulgence upon its prayers. We will once more speak in terms of days and years in Purgatory because We think people are capable of understanding metaphor.
30.) ...restore the imprecatory psalms to the Breviary, as well as the verses of other psalms that were omitted. For all of Scripture has a spiritual sense, and We shall exhort the faithful to dash their sins upon the Rock, who is Christ (cf. Ps 137, 9).
31.) ...in a spirit of continuity with the immemorial tradition of the Church and as a gesture of ecumenism with the East, restore clerical tonsure and the minor orders of porter, exorcist, lector, acolyte; the subdiaconate will also be restored.
32.) ...restore the rite of degradation of a bishop, the use of which, however, will be reserved to the Supreme Pontiff. Degraded bishops will be confined to austere monasteries in Italian hill-towns not serviced by Trenitalia.
33.) ...dissolve all national conferences of bishops. Bishops may meet informally and even communicate as an informal body, but without magisterial authority. In the 21st century We no longer wish to divide the practice and expression of the Faith along national lines.
 

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1.) ...impose upon Ourselves the name Sixtus VI (Sisto Sesto).
2.) ...appear briefly upon the balcony, beg the Church for her prayers, impart the blessing, and then leave. If so moved, We may smile.
3.) ...choose to be crowned using the papier-mâché tiara of Our Venerable Predecessor, Pope Pius VII, as a symbolic gesture of a Church in crisis.
4.) ...cancel all pending papal trips and visits. We are the Bishop of Rome; in Rome We shall reside. The world may come to Us if it so desires; it is easier than it has ever been to do so.
5.) ...cancel any upcoming extraordinary synods out of principle.
6.) ...reinstate the appellation "Sacred" to the names of the congregations of the Roman Curia, for holy they should be.
7.) ...perform a thorough review of the incomes and living arrangements of curial officials, and We would replace any decadent clerics with representatives from the most severe monastic orders.
8.) ...move back into the papal apartments. We would also restore the practice of Our sainted Predecessor, Pope John Paul II, in allowing visiting priests to assist at Our daily Mass. We would do this to support the priesthood.
9.) ...retire and sell all "popemobiles"; the proceeds would go to further Our succour to Rome's poor and homeless. We will borne upon the sedia gestatoria at audience, because Laudato si'.
10.) ...waive all fees and ticket prices to touring the Vatican Gardens or the Necropolis of St. Peter. A freewill offering will be invited instead and bookings will be made by lottery.
11.) ...mandate training in the Extraordinary Form for all Latin Rite seminarians. Whatever status a "form" has, priests should know their rite.
12.) ...establish a Pontifical Academy of Latin, as a long overdue response to the Apostolic Constitution Veterum sapientia of Our sainted Predecessor, Pope John XXIII.
13.) ...mandate the immediate restoration of the liturgical octaves of Pentecost and Epiphany in both forms of the Roman Rite.
14.) ...allow by perpetual and universal indult, the use of the pre-1955 Holy Week rites in parishes and communities that use the Extraordinary Form of the Roman Rite.
15.) ...appoint a commission to devise a plan for the unification of the EF and OF calendars, with preference given to the dating and schema of the old General Roman Calendar. The implementation of this plan may be, but need not be, gradual in nature.
16.) ...immediately resume the use of all Our proper pontificalia, including but not limited to the camauro, paschal mozzetta, fanon, mantum, falda, subcinctorium. We shall do this because these things are pleasing.
17.) ...suppress and abrogate the use of the De benedictionibus (Book of Blessings) and restore the prayers of the Rituale Romanum wholesale.
18.) ...suppress likewise the modern rite of exorcism, restoring the former prayers, whose official translation out of Latin shall be forbidden.
19.) ...promulgate, motu proprio, a new guideline for the canonization of saints. Saints shall not be canonized until at least fifty years after their death. The "devil's advocate" shall be restored.
20.) ...clarify several confusing rubrics in the Missal of Bl. Paul VI. An appropriate revision of the De defectibus will be appended. Rubrics shall once more bind priests under the pain of grave sin.
21.) ... promulgate a decree motu proprio amending the Apostolic Constitution Pænitemini of Our blessed Predecessor Paul VI, restoring universal Friday abstinence.
22.) ...never give a private interview to anyone, for any reason, in any place, at any time.
23.) ...restore the Leonine Prayers in the Ordinary Form. The prayers at the foot of the altar, along with the vesting prayers, shall be printed in future vernacular editions of the Missale Romanum and their use shall be warmly encouraged.
24.) ...withdraw the Vatican City State from the Eurozone, order an intensive third-party audit of the IOR, and replace all staff and management with faithful laity without family connections in Italy.
25.) ...lower the postal tariffs for the Vatican Post, because they are ridiculously high. We will remain unmoved as this decision puts the Poste Italiane out of business.
26.) ...pressure the bishops of Germany to hand over financial control of the proceeds of their country's church tax to the Holy See, or to lobby for the repeal of the tax; if resistance is met, We shall not rule out the possibility of interdict.
27.) ...take a cue from the Young Pope and utterly forbid that Our likeness be used on any souvenir, figurine, or bauble whatsoever. Our coat of arms may be used on limited merchandise for which a (free) permit may be obtained from the Holy See.
28.) ...order the Sacred Congregation for the Doctrine of the Holy Office to restore the Index Librorum Prohibitorum, though the books inscribed in its pages will not be forbidden to Catholics; rather, it shall serve as an authoritative guide to the faithful.
29.) ...while not suppressing the current Enchiridion Indulgentiarum, we shall restore the Raccolta and renew the grants of indulgence upon its prayers. We will once more speak in terms of days and years in Purgatory because We think people are capable of understanding metaphor.
30.) ...restore the imprecatory psalms to the Breviary, as well as the verses of other psalms that were omitted. For all of Scripture has a spiritual sense, and We shall exhort the faithful to dash their sins upon the Rock, who is Christ (cf. Ps 137, 9).
31.) ...in a spirit of continuity with the immemorial tradition of the Church and as a gesture of ecumenism with the East, restore clerical tonsure and the minor orders of porter, exorcist, lector, acolyte; the subdiaconate will also be restored.
32.) ...restore the rite of degradation of a bishop, the use of which, however, will be reserved to the Supreme Pontiff. Degraded bishops will be confined to austere monasteries in Italian hill-towns not serviced by Trenitalia.
33.) ...dissolve all national conferences of bishops. Bishops may meet informally and even communicate as an informal body, but without magisterial authority. In the 21st century We no longer wish to divide the practice and expression of the Faith along national lines.

Thanks, much appreciated. Can't rep or I would

As a very simple lay man, who too often lapses in his faith, I must say I don't know much about many of these. However, what I did understand, I generally like. I must definitely do more research on the others I do not know. I must say, I'm slightly embarrassed of my lack of knowledge.
 
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