The Real Black Friday

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It's about to get gross
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I had a visual image of A Camp tied to a chair in a damp, dark room yelling that he would never give IE or its' members up. Then I tried to log on and ... poof. I knew then that he had sold us out.

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woolybug25

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I'm not sure if this was bad or good. I mean, missed you all dearly, but I do feel rejuvenated. I got a nice loan closed at work. I blew the leaves off my yard. Did some laundry.

Hell. Jack Nolan accepted my invitation on LinkedIn.... I'm kinda a big deal now...

Ahh... Screw it... Anybody have any funny dick jokes to share?
 

IrishInFl

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I'm not sure if this was bad or good. I mean, missed you all dearly, but I do feel rejuvenated. I got a nice loan closed at work. I blew the leaves off my yard. Did some laundry.

Hell. Jack Nolan accepted my invitation on LinkedIn.... I'm kinda a big deal now...

Ahh... Screw it... Anybody have any funny dick jokes to share?

Just look down your pants.
 

dshans

They call me The Dribbler
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Ahh... Screw it... Anybody have any funny dick jokes to share?

"My twin sister, older brother and older sister walk into a bar ...



Oh. That's an Irish joke, even though I'm (a real Dick) involved.


I'll get back to you ...


Maybe.


Don't hold your breath.


Or hold off drinking.


Or hold off grilling or smoking that good shit.


"A Dick has more v-bucks than he knows what to do with so he ... "
 

dshans

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Wait! What? IE was out of commission?

ACL? MCL? Turf Toe? EPD*?

Day-to-day? Season ending? Presser to follow?



*Electronic Phalangeal Disorder?
 

Grahambo

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I'm not sure if this was bad or good. I mean, missed you all dearly, but I do feel rejuvenated. I got a nice loan closed at work. I blew the leaves off my yard. Did some laundry.

Hell. Jack Nolan accepted my invitation on LinkedIn.... I'm kinda a big deal now...

Ahh... Screw it... Anybody have any funny dick jokes to share?

You haven't made it until Steve Wiltfong emails you and then accepts your LinkedIn.

Step your game up.
 
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Bogtrotter07

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I had a visual image of A Camp tied to a chair in a damp, dark room yelling that he would never give IE or its' members up. Then I tried to log on and ... poof. I knew then that he had sold us out.

More like "Most Likely to get Banned/Abducted"

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woolybug25

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You haven't made it until Steve Wiltfong emails you and then accepts your LinkedIn.

Step your game up.

That's baller status that I might be ready for. Next thing you're gonna tell me that Kizer follows you on Instagram or something.... lolz
 

arndtjc

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Wait! What? IE was out of commission?



ACL? MCL? Turf Toe? EPD*?



Day-to-day? Season ending? Presser to follow?







*Electronic Phalangeal Disorder?


Next Forum In!


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Grahambo

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That's baller status that I might be ready for. Next thing you're gonna tell me that Kizer follows you on Instagram or something.... lolz

Nah. But I get texting access to someone at a recruiting site.

Wiltfong hasn't made my Top 8 yet so its not him. You see this Steve? Step your game up too.

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