I'd apologize for all of the past US interventions in what is today, the Muslim world. I'd pull out every last US service person in any Muslim country. I'd tell the Muslim world we're now even. Congratulations.
I'd also let them know electric cars are coming to every American garage in the next 10 years so save wisely or invent an engine that runs on sand. When the Industrialized World goes battery pack, the region will go back to the overlooked camel traders they should be.
Lastly, IF they allow any of their radical douche bags to pull off a planned attack, the Muslim world will be given 72 hours to identify the town/village where they are located. At that time we flatten the city with 75 B-52's. If they refuse, we pick 5 cities out of a hat. This will quickly teach them the value of self-regulation.
Since this is a football board, maybe we should teach them the rules of football. First lesson to start the game...