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D-BOE34

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Fellow Irish fans!

Hear me out here before you think I am crazy for my ask. My buddy and I are trying to convince our wives to go to a Notre Dame game this year. Usually we will do one big vacation a year but we make sure every other year we attend one game. We went to Texas last year so this year we are going to Mexico with a large group. My buddy is doing an Alaskan cruise for his big trip. Background set...

We are trying to change the game!!

We want to go to a game this year and both wives said we really shouldn't. They didn't 100% shut us out so we came up with a brilliant idea... present them with "Why" we should break tradition and attend a game this season.

I have a general idea how I want to go about it but long story short, the more creative the pitch, the more likely our wives would buy in. Would any of you be willing to send a qucik video on why you think the 4 of us should attend a Notre Dame game? That sounds crazy just typing it but literally like 30 seconds on why anyone should attend a game.

All good if no one wants to and we can shut the thread down but I absolutely thought it was worth a shot. PM if you're willing to help a brother out!
 

BobbyMac

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I'm the site's sales guru. I need the following:

Where do you live?
Who's a grad? You, her, both, neither?
Who's Irish Catholic? You, her, both, neither?
Do you make more money than her?
Is she even employed?
If so, is she a divorce attorney?
Have you ever been caught cheating?
Has she ever been caught cheating?
If you were caught, was it her sister, or bff?
Is she larger than you?
Does she hold a higher level belt in any martial art than you?
Do you or your buddy have any long term health issues that are terminal?
Is it possible if you took her to San Antonio she'd think she was in Mexico?

That's all I'll need.
 

zelezo vlk

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Irish#1

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Guys coming to IE for advice on women. When will we ever learn? lol


P.S. Just buy her something expensive, then go.
 

Booslum31

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I'm the site's sales guru. I need the following:

Where do you live?
Who's a grad? You, her, both, neither?
Who's Irish Catholic? You, her, both, neither?
Do you make more money than her?
Is she even employed?
If so, is she a divorce attorney?
Have you ever been caught cheating?
Has she ever been caught cheating?
If you were caught, was it her sister, or bff?
Is she larger than you?
Does she hold a higher level belt in any martial art than you?
Do you or your buddy have any long term health issues that are terminal?
Is it possible if you took her to San Antonio she'd think she was in Mexico?

That's all I'll need.
If asking that line of questions is how you roll...you can certainly come work for me. LOL. Information is power and you only get it by asking questions. Too funny.
 

phork

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I'm the site's sales guru. I need the following:

Where do you live?
Who's a grad? You, her, both, neither?
Who's Irish Catholic? You, her, both, neither?
Do you make more money than her?
Is she even employed?
If so, is she a divorce attorney?
Have you ever been caught cheating?
Has she ever been caught cheating?
If you were caught, was it her sister, or bff?
Is she larger than you?
Does she hold a higher level belt in any martial art than you?
Do you or your buddy have any long term health issues that are terminal?
Is it possible if you took her to San Antonio she'd think she was in Mexico?

That's all I'll need.

Where is the "Does she even lift bro?" question.
 

ulukinatme

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Short video describing why you should go to a game? Sure. I totally made this:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/uhhKvXMS2fM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

You're welcome.
 

ulukinatme

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In related news, when I saw this thread title I was hoping you were pitching the idea of a threesome to these wives. Son, I am disappoint.
 
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TDHeysus

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In related news, when I saw this thread title I was hoping you were pitching the idea of a threesome. Son, I am disappoint.

you got the recruitment threads mixed up with someone recruiting. its an honest mistake....
 
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