SEC Media Days - Questions we would like to ask

[Legacy]

(Be kind)

Each year the SEC has five of the top eight or nine recruiting classes in the nation. How disappointing is that when only two SEC teams finish in the top ten?

The ranked SEC teams finished 2-5 in their bowls last year and were 2-4 against ranked teams. (LSU lost to some unranked team.) Is the SEC not taking these games seriously anymore?

Coach Malzahn, why didn't Auburn claim more national championships?

A quarterback usually wins the Heisman. Which SEC quarterback will win it this year?

Out of the top fifteen rushing offenses last year, the SEC had two and the Big Ten had four. Would you like to see the SEC pass less and run more?

 

[Big23Head]

Florida head coach's sunburn makes him look like a purple raccoon

 

[ACamp1900]

Coach Saban, in what grade did that bug up your ass die???

 

[connor_in]

Do you find that math are hard?

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

Statistically what SEC team had the leagues best defense last season?

 

[Irish#1]

Which SEC town has the best BBQ joints?

 

[Blaise]

Which SEC team will go from unranked to top 10, because they start 3-0?

 

[DomeX2 eNVy]

To the SEC East coaches (excluding Butch Jones) :
Do you miss Lane Kiffin at Tennessee as much as Notre Dame fans miss him at USC?


Follow up:
Are you as happy as all the SEC West coaches (minus Saban) are that he's in his 2nd year at Bama?

 

[NDdomer2]

Will the new SEC committee educate players to help minimize conduct issues, or find creative ways to cover-up conduct issues to give appearance of minimization?

Is this committee just created to ease the public backlash of crime in SEC football?

Commissioner Greg Sankey says SEC to form 'working group' to study conduct issues

 

[GoIrish41]

Are you angry that FSU is hijacking your thug rep?

 

[Redbar]

With the financial issues facing many academic institutions across the region, at what point do you cut your losses and just close the school to preserve the lucrative athletic programs?

Has ESPN given a time line before "austerity" measures will need to be put in place on an institution operating in the red?

 

[ndfi78]

Which SEC town has the best BBQ joints?

You say this joking but that's a good way to start a fight, LOL

 

[Legacy]

Today's lineup

Today's lineup

Spurrier (SCe), Mullen (MSUs), A&M (the other Texas), and Tennessee (another carpetbagger coach)

Spurrier, How many of your class of thirty recruits in '15 will pass admissions?

Mullen, Last year your defense gave up over 500 yds in five games including UAB (435 passing) and Kentucky (401 passing) despite playing six losing team. You lost two starters from your secondary. Which losing team will shred your defense this year?

Sumlin, was A&M added to the SEC (like Missouri) for their bbq?

Jones, when do you expect to beat Alabama? Is Lane Kiffin going to be your offensive coordinator next year?

 

[NDdomer2]

Coach Spurrier on @SportsCenter: "We beat Georgia, Florida, and Miami in one year. We had some good wins."

How has Steve Spurrier kept his job for 26 years? "I forgot to get fired, and I'm not gonna cheat."

.

 

[PANDFAN]

what's the going rate for a pass rushing DE ??

 

[NDdomer2]

Coach Sumlin, You do know you can play outside of the state of texas?

Texas A&M leaves the state of Texas once in the first 11 weeks of the season (Oct. 24 at Ole Miss). It starts with 7 home games, 1 neutral site game in Houston, 1 neutral site game in Arlington, a bye week and the 1 road game.

 

[NCND]

what's the going rate for a pass rushing DE ??

Yep. Tell us so we can help bring some ELITE ones in please..

 

[Luckylucci]

Coach Sumlin, You do know you can play outside of the state of texas?

While on the surface that sounds ridiculous its not like they are playing a bunch of FCS teams at home. They play ASU, Arkansas, Miss. St., Bama, South Carolina, and Auburn

 

[NDdomer2]

While on the surface that sounds ridiculous its not like they are playing a bunch of FCS teams at home. They play ASU, Arkansas, Miss. St., Bama, South Carolina, and Auburn

While the SEC doesn't have the rigors of getting their studies done at the same time, it is much easier on the body to not be traveling all over the country. But yes, there are some monster games mixed in there.

 

[Me2SouthBend]

Are you angry that FSU is hijacking your thug rep?

Follow up,

Or are you simply grooming them for the next expansion of the $EC?

 

[GoldenDome]

Do position coaches or parents help fill out players' w-4 forms?

 

[IrishSteelhead]

SEC Media Days - Questions we would like to ask

Is the SEC a team or a conference?

(Answer becomes muddled when Saban says "conference" and 13 other coaches immediately scream "TEAM!!!!")

 

[ACamp1900]

Coach Freeze, now that everyone knows that you and the other Mississippi schools were complete frauds and were never any better than you normally are, who is your choice for the "SEC bullsh1tter that rides a complete sh1t schedule to the top of the polls" award for the 2015???

 

[IrishSteelhead]

Coach Jones, do you think this is the year Tennessee makes a breakthrough and has less than 5 arrests?

 

[Luckylucci]

Coach Freeze, now that everyone knows that you and the other Mississippi schools were complete frauds and were never any better than you normally are, who is your choice for the "SEC bullsh1tter that rides a complete sh1t schedule to the top of the polls" award for the 2015???

Dude, this is hilarious. Reps!

 

[IrishSteelhead]

SEC Media Days - Questions we would like to ask

Coach Bielema, do you have any plans this season of acknowledging the forward pass as a legal offensive play?

 

[ACamp1900]

Coach Bielema, can you think of any other coach in college football who has coached in two sh1ttier states than you???

 

[IrishSteelhead]

SEC Media Days - Questions we would like to ask

Coach Bielema, can you think of any other coach in college football who has coached in two sh1ttier states than you???

Coach Bielema, this isn't a question, but a comment: Fat, drunk, and shirtless is no way to go through life son......Actually I do have a question. Did you eat your shirt on the way here?

 

[ACamp1900]

Coach Bielema, do they not have Supercuts in Wisconsin OR Arkansas??

 

[IrishSteelhead]

Coach Miles, you obviously make more money than your wife, but do you ever feel inadequate knowing her penis is bigger than yours?