Rumored Violations

[CanadianIrishFan306]

poopsenders - the ULTIMATE gag gift - SWEET revenge at its finest

 

[Cali_domer]

Important thing is this thread is coming close to surpassing 6,717!

Still off of 5 million to the person who figures out why that number matters.

 

[NDohio]

Have't sent, but considering this email:

"Hi there,

What on God's green earth is the hold up with the 5 suspended student athletes? The investigation ended over two weeks ago. Have you no precedent for handling potential academic violations?

I purchased the remainder of what is season tickets a week ago, presuming your office was competent and wouldn't be holding players hostage the whole year. I'm not thrilled to find out that significant players are being punished without being deemed guilty.

If they're guilty, punish them. If you cannot prove their guilt, release them. The time table you're operating under has become laughable and holding student athletes hostage while you spin your wheels on something that no doubt has precedent is embarassing.

Sincerely,"

I am presuming this is an outright lie. I am sure you would have let us all know if you really did make that purchase. I am not sure if the best course of action, in attempting to get an answer, is to lie to the Dean.

Also, you might want to spell embarrassing correctly. What do I owe you dshans?

Good luck on your quest for answers ...

 

[NDohio]

Important thing is this thread is coming close to surpassing 6,717!

Still off of 5 million to the person who figures out why that number matters.

Largest thread in IE history?

 

[Cali_domer]

Largest thread in IE history?

No, another black eye type thread that needs to be surpassed to push it farther down. There is a hint

Pretty sure word game is largest thread ever by a large margin

 

[koonja]

I am presuming this is an outright lie. I am sure you would have let us all know if you really did make that purchase. I am not sure if the best course of action, in attempting to get an answer, is to lie to the Dean.

Also, you might want to spell embarrassing correctly. What do I owe you dshans?

Good luck on your quest for answers ...

Good catch, and yes, it is a lie. I do not have season tickets.

I understand that an email will go unanswered and I'll get picked on and 'told you so-d' for sending or calling. And I understand the easy thing would be to sit and wait. But I'm ok will all of the above besides the sit and wait at this point.

 

[IrishJayhawk]

Good catch, and yes, it is a lie. I do not have season tickets.

I understand that an email will go unanswered and I'll get picked on and 'told you so-d' for sending or calling. And I understand the easy thing would be to sit and wait. But I'm ok will all of the above besides the sit and wait at this point.

I'm sure they'd be shamed into moving more quickly.

 

[koonja]

If they don't give me answers, I'll call the ticket guy. Then heads will start rolling.

 

[Pops Freshenmeyer]

No, another black eye type thread that needs to be surpassed to push it farther down. There is a hint

Pretty sure word game is largest thread ever by a large margin

Kekua?

 

[NDohio]

If they don't give me answers, I'll call the ticket guy. Then heads will start rolling.

You should start there. He may give you some pointers on how to effectively get to the Dean.

 

[Cali_domer]

Kekua?

Nope

 

[koonja]

I'm sure they'd be shamed into moving more quickly.

Is that all you got? I've been more offended from reading a fortune cookie!

 

[Pops Freshenmeyer]

Nope

Vanderdoes?

 

[Cali_domer]

Vanderdoes?

Congrats

 

[irish13]

Cali domer, is your last name McGreevy?

 

[Cali_domer]

Cali domer, is your last name McGreevy?

Lol
no

 

[tko]

Phil McCrackin

 

[kmoose]

Good catch, and yes, it is a lie. I do not have season tickets.

I understand that an email will go unanswered and I'll get picked on and 'told you so-d' for sending or calling. And I understand the easy thing would be to sit and wait. But I'm ok will all of the above besides the sit and wait at this point.

If they don't give me answers, I'll call the ticket guy. Then heads will start rolling.

Please do. And then take out full page ads in the South Bend Tribune and the Observer, and please sign your name, email address, and phone number to them.

 

[irishog77]

Phil McCrackin

Who's Phil McCrackin? I do know a Phil McGroin though.

 

[UPMich_NDfan]

Every time Cali posts my eyes shift to how his bank account has grown in response to this thread! Glad someone is benefiting from these 5 players suspension!

 

[Pops Freshenmeyer]

Thanks, Cali. I'll probably lose it all betting against Ohio State.

 

[NDohio]

Please do. And then take out full page ads in the South Bend Tribune and the Observer, and please sign your name, email address, and phone number to them.

Dear Mr Koon,

The police will arrive shortly with your restraining order.

Have a pleasant day,

The University of Notre Dame

 

[Cali_domer]

Thanks, Cali. I'll probably lose it all betting against Ohio State.

 

[GowerND11]

Who's Phil McCrackin? I do know a Phil McGroin though.

He's married to Clee Torres.

 

[rec411]

So he's the guy that found Clee Torres.

 

[GoldenDomer]

He's married to Clee Torres.

Oh you know Clee!?! I knew her cousin, Haywood Jablomi! Tell her I said hello!

 

[GATTACA!]

Just say you are an alumni Koon. They won't know.

It will take a 3 week investigation to prove otherwise

 

[ACamp1900]

I’m married to Nicole.

Nicole is married to me.

We both have sex with Avery, though only when the mood’s right.

 

[jimmymac]

got my first neg rep yesterday in this thread... woo!

 

[Goldedommer44]

Damn, i was really hoping we where going to hear something today!!!!!!