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Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?

I wouldn't touch four of those five personally... the brunette second from left is somewwhat hot though
 
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I kinda dig the second from the right. Other than that, I agree.

But then again, **** happens. ;) Where's the whiskey thread?
 
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Dude. From our perspective, not theirs. The other left.

You knucklehead.

So I guess we agree on the same chick. LMFAO!
 

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Dude. From our perspective, not theirs. The other left.

You knucklehead.

So I guess we agree on the same chick. LMFAO!

guess so, the one with the darkest hair giving the side profile...
 

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why is the troll in the back wearing a frekin swiming cap???
 

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Depends whether its my wife or my car.

Why is it when you finally get enough money to afford the car you always wanted, you look kind of stupid driving it?
 

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Because it is so old I can't keep it running and the doors and fenders on.

Did you ever wonder if the Barringer Meteor Crater is where someones house used to be?
 

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No, because I'm pretty sure it had something to do with a meeting between Bob Diaco and Chuck Norris.

Which football coach would you like to bury in the Barringer Meteor Crater?
 

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eNDzone, No. I live ON the San Andreas Fault. I will be a "used to be" unless I move.

OMM, this little league baseball coach who was an *******.

Why is psychology spelled with a "p"?
 

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The Greeks were the masters of creating diphthongs which the human linguistic center has to hear from birth to be able to properly pronounce. [problems like this happen between languages all the time --- Ex. Hawaiian has no diphthongs at all, and only a "k" and no "c" or "s". Because every syllable there has to be followed by a vowel, you get "Meli Kalikimaka" instead of "merry Christmas" --- oh, there are no "r"s in Hawaiian either]. One Greek Diphthong was "psi" written like an upright pitchfork or Neptunian Trident. It was part of the name of the goddess of soul and mind: Psyche. Greeks pronounce the initial "p" very subtly [if at all] similarly to the way many opening consonants are pronounced in Tibetan [as Neutered so often reminds us]. Psyche led to the study of the mind: Psychology, a modern discipline which appears to have had no positive effect on the world at all.

What actress would you like to spend the weekend with at the bottom of Barringer Crater? [A much more serious question]
 
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Laura Vandervoort.

How many Greeks did OMM hump during his frolicky years?
 

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What actress would you like to spend the weekend with at the bottom of Barringer Crater? [A much more serious question]

Kate Beckinsale, although I'm currently on a Rachel McAdams kick. Doesn't help my addiction that my neighbor looks exactly like Rachel and is the sweetest ripe fruit in the garden. That beautiful s.hitbird is getting married to some punk that wears flip flops as part of his normal everyday clothing.

Punk.

Why are there 12 inches in a foot?
 
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NeuteredDoomer

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Laura Vandervoort.

How many Greeks did OMM hump during his frolicky years?

Vanderyogrt looks like Pam Anderson. OMM humped all of them. College profs get them all.

Bastage. My man! Bastage. I think my lady was one of them. Bastage. My man!. I'm so confused about this one...

Why does elevation play a part in gasoline octane rating?
 

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The "foot" was a mediaeval measurement to assess property lines and the standard allegedly was the King's foot. That foot was divided by twelve because twelve is the most arithmetically useful number of divisions [being divisible by two, three, four, six, and itself] . Thus this became the "ruler" [King's measure/ ruler ...Get it??].All this is of course baloney that I learned by PMing Neutered and Johnny so don't believe a word of it. {the next handiest number is sixty, as it is divisible by all those plus six, ten, fifteen, twenty, thirty, etc etc and is why the ancient Babylonians gave us sixty second minutes and sixty minute hours over five thousand years ago}.

My question: was that all B.S., or an internet conspiracy??
 

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#%&*## Do I have to answer all of them?? Can someone educate Neutered on the effect of elevation induced increase in partial pressure and volatility of light organic liquids??

Psyche and her Nymphs were all too young for me. Just thinking about it makes want to take a nap...Old Man signing out...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
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The "foot" was a mediaeval measurement to assess property lines and the standard allegedly was the King's foot. That foot was divided by twelve because twelve is the most arithmetically useful number of divisions [being divisible by two, three, four, six, and itself] . Thus this became the "ruler" [King's measure/ ruler ...Get it??].All this is of course baloney that I learned by PMing Neutered and Johnny so don't believe a word of it. {the next handiest number is sixty, as it is divisible by all those plus six, ten, fifteen, twenty, thirty, etc etc and is why the ancient Babylonians gave us sixty second minutes and sixty minute hours over five thousand years ago}.

My question: was that all B.S., or an internet conspiracy??

I have learned that if someone mentions the Babylonians in a sentence it is almost certainly both.

Has anyone ever consider that the Mayans may have just ran out of stuff to write on when drafting their calendar? OMM you must have a theory on this as well.
 

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The "foot" was a mediaeval measurement to assess property lines and the standard allegedly was the King's foot. That foot was divided by twelve because twelve is the most arithmetically useful number of divisions [being divisible by two, three, four, six, and itself] . Thus this became the "ruler" [King's measure/ ruler ...Get it??].All this is of course baloney that I learned by PMing Neutered and Johnny so don't believe a word of it. {the next handiest number is sixty, as it is divisible by all those plus six, ten, fifteen, twenty, thirty, etc etc and is why the ancient Babylonians gave us sixty second minutes and sixty minute hours over five thousand years ago}.

My question: was that all B.S., or an internet conspiracy??

You flirted with my lady and gave her a "B". Icehole.

What is another word for "thesaurus"?
 
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The other words for Thesaurus in Croatian are "glosar', "leksikon", "tezaurus", and my personal favorite, "pojmovnik". Now Neutered knows all this as his own Croatian Dictionary is never far from his hand. P.S. there are NO Hawaiian nor Tibetan words for Thesaurus...Why not??
 
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