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Alfredo or Marinara?

Alfredo for its rich, luxurious flavor, but Marinara since my body seems to stubbornly stockpile cholesterol. The lycopene in tomatoes is claimed to be a good and healthy thing.

At least they both contain (yum-yum) garlic!

Jalapeños or Scotch Bonnets?
 

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Jalapenos to put the fire in my Ohgi Uh Bokum. [Ahhh...paradise].

Curry or Tex-Mex??
 

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Jalapenos to put the fire in my Ohgi Uh Bokum. [Ahhh...paradise].

Curry or Tex-Mex??

You know I use to not touch curry with a ten foot pole because of the smell but if you actually try it, it is really good. Not as good as Tex-Mex though.


Best coffee?
 

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I hate to admit it, but I've actually studied the data on these things. Chupacapra is total nonsense. "Bigfoot" just might have a chance if considered in its Himalayan Almas variety or as some form of Native American Vision-quest entity. Both long shots, I know, but not zero.

Loch Ness Monster or Lake Champlain Champ?/
 

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Strike a pose all day long!

Hotel or Camp?

On the Coors note in Mizzou they have shirts that say... to hell with your mountains, give me your Bush. lol

HOTEL BY FAR... I'm too pretty to rough it.

Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, or Halloween??
 

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On the Coors note in Mizzou they have shirts that say... to hell with your mountains, give me your Bush. lol

HOTEL BY FAR... I'm too pretty to rough it.

Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, or Halloween??

Camp in my motorhome sometime. Far from roughing it, and one of the best things...don't have to worry about bedbugs (or other wierd stuff on the sheets).

Mustang or Camaro?
 
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On the Coors note in Mizzou they have shirts that say... to hell with your mountains, give me your Bush. lol

HOTEL BY FAR... I'm too pretty to rough it.

Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, or Halloween??

Halloween. The OG.

Labor Unions or Globalization? And which one is pushing us to socialism quicker?
 

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I don't know.

SirDishands, I'll take the raw jalapeno over the habanero. Habaneros can melt off your lips and insides. And I'll take the mustang over the camaro.

If you buy a packet of powdered water, what do you add to it?

Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
 
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George Carlin had a whole [alas mediocre] comedy routine called "where's the blue food??" The answer as you already know is that nature only produces the color blue due to tricks of light [ex. the scattering of the spectrum in the sky or the diffraction in butterfly wings] or in the bitter blue anthocyanin pigments. [why everyone insists on asking these no-brainer questions mystifies me.] Artificial blues exist but are more expensive to make unless you are willing to drink poison --- which apparently from other comments, many on this board are.

Cosby asked "why is there air??" but what was the answer??
 

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Well, obviously, the air as we know it was formed when plants began cracking carbon dioxide and producing oxygen. Before that, the atmosphere which had evaporated from the molten rock earth was after the collision with what became the moon contained mainly carbon dioxide and nitrogen.

Air is a mixture of gases which are too light to form liquids or solids at surface temperature and too heavy to escape earth's gravity. Main components are nitrogen (78%), oxygen (20%) and argon (1%). The rest are a range of other molecules as well as some solids or liquids suspended in small particles.


The main use of air is to inflate volleyballs and basketballs.

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Why is the word for "a fear of long words, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia," so long?
 

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Congratulations on a premier combination of erudition and concentrated BS [true college prof quality]. But I refuse to answer the questions as they are both in dshans' wheelhouse.
 

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Why is there air? Because football would suck if they tried to throw or kick a flat piece of leather.

My pet bird doesn't think about anything but worms . He lives with them now.

How long can you tread water?
 

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How long can you tread water?

About 5 or 6 feet, give or take.

SirDishands, fun azz Cosby post, but I didn't did it.

At a Catholic mass, is it O.K. to get back in line for seconds?

A Catholic joke on Good Friday. Geez. I am going straight to hell. Sweet Lord, I tried...
 

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Spiritually, it wouldn't do you any good, as God is infinite the first time. Ritualistically, it's a bad thing because it shows no respect for the ritual and gives scandal to others. Morally, it is a negative because it shows that you are thinking about yourself which is the exact opposite of the proper mindset to meet the Lord. Pragmatically, it is of nearly zero use as the host contains almost no calories. In the big picture, at bottomline, everything is between you and the Big Fellow anyway, so you might as well deal with that honestly and forget the "magical thinking" and get real.

When the priest consecrates the hosts, are all the hosts within hearing range also consecrated??
 

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No. You have to be within hearing range.

How do people get discombobulated? Have you ever seen someone who was combobulated?
 
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This is a dshans question, but I think that the answer to both questions is "Neutered".

If many people are disgruntled, is anyone gruntled??
 

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This is a dshans question, but I think that the answer to both questions is "Neutered".

If many people are disgruntled, is anyone gruntled??

Apparently so. To be gruntled is to put in a good humor.

Why do people say they're taking a **** when their leaving a ****?
 

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Spiritually, it wouldn't do you any good, as God is infinite the first time. Ritualistically, it's a bad thing because it shows no respect for the ritual and gives scandal to others. Morally, it is a negative because it shows that you are thinking about yourself which is the exact opposite of the proper mindset to meet the Lord. Pragmatically, it is of nearly zero use as the host contains almost no calories. In the big picture, at bottomline, everything is between you and the Big Fellow anyway, so you might as well deal with that honestly and forget the "magical thinking" and get real.

When the priest consecrates the hosts, are all the hosts within hearing range also consecrated??

Just thought I'd touch on this point again. Did not help that I watched more parts of "The Exorcism of Emily Rose" again today, loosely based on the true story of Anneliese Michel. I had no choice but to further delve into the true story. I posted actual audio footage of the exorcism on the video thread the first time I saw parts of the movie.

Look here. During Catechism and First Communion and all subsequent obligation activity and masses forever, Father has always raised a huge cookie and said "This is ..."). But every time I walk up for the snack near the end of Mass, after all the hugging and handshaking and stuff, I get in line and all I get is a little cookie, maybe half the size of Father's..

Why does Father or Monsignor get to chomp on a big cookie, and give us a small cookie? Is that false advertising? Bait and switch technique?
 
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The Church has never taught a regularized form for the Eucharistic host. Traditionally it was actual flatbread in imitation of what was used at the last supper, and "broken" as Christ would have done. In many senses receiving a "broken" host is more authentic than receiving a whole one, but only symbolically.

The idea of the large host goes back to the Middle Ages where firstly it was just pragmatic to allow the mass attendees a chance to see the host at all from their seats. It grew in size because a sort of "cult" grew up at the time which believed that the "Elevation" of the Host was a magickal moment wherein one got directly in touch with Jesus and Grace flowed. Church "audiences" demanded that their priests hold the Host high and long for this parish, and it is even recorded that they would yell at a wavering priest: "Heave It higher father!!!". Church authorities finally decided that this was out of hand and forbad the excessive practice [doubtless much to the relief of priests' shoulders].

Large Hosts demand that they be broken before being consumed due to the limitations of most people's mouths, but whether the priest consumes the entire large "show" host or not is his choice somewhat depending upon ritual. In many parishes the priest will break the host into as many as 8 to 16 pieces, consume only one small one, and place the rest in the host chalice for general distribution. Why some decide to consume it all, who knows? The modern hosts are pre-divided usually to make easy breakage with minimal small flaking , so it does not seem to be a "practical decision."

GOD does not recognize any limitation of Space nor Time anyway, and so can decide to fully occupy any substance "fully" in the Eucharist, no matter how small the fragment nor what the substance [In some areas of the world, for instance, hosts are made of pressed yam "bread"]. Which pieces of "bread" are actually consecrated depend entirely on the intention of the Mass celebrant and not on location/distance. Small wayward fragments are properly looked after and "cleaned up" simply for symbolic reasons of respect and not because Christ somehow can't escape them and will be washed down the drain or trampled underfoot [although certain bonehead priests don't understand the proper theology of this]. In short, GOD's got it under control, despite human stupidity or occasional arrogance.

How does one frame a random question after that?? Lets get back to football: what would you rather have this recruiting season? A full set of 5 o-linemen, or a full set of four receivers??
 
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O Line, I've seen teams win big without full sets of WRs... never without a deep and talented O line.

Huskers first year conference record in the Big 10elve?

Sep 10 Fresno State
Sep 17 Washington
Sep 24 at Wyoming
Oct 1 at Wisconsin
Oct 8 Ohio State
Oct 22 at Minnesota
Oct 29 Michigan St
Nov 5 Northwestern
Nov 12 at Penn State
Nov 19 at Michigan
Nov 26 Iowa
 
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Would you rather

Peanut M and Ms

-or-

Hershey's almond Kisses?

absolutely hate all three... Reeses Pieces fosho... or Skittles even


if you had a chance to rob a bank for a cold Mil. and you knew you would never be caught... would you do it?
 
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