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dshans said:
Come up with a name other than "pizza" to describe that amalgam and I'll sign on. Forks and real pizza don't mix.

Canned tuna in water or in oil?
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Any pizza that dosen't require a fork isn't worth my time... nor is pizza that is limp as Rosie O'donnell's massage therapist ;)
 
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Let's find out who the real men in the room are on this one, I have a theory about American Economics and the downfall of the American father that ties into this very question.









so...














ready?....















here...











Pabst Blue Ribbon or Natural Ice???
 
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GoldenIsThyFame said:
PBR actually has an acquired taste. I will vomit at the sight of Natty Ice.
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Alright, here's the situation: I'm at a bar and a dude walks over to order a drink. He asks for a PBR and they say they're all out. So he said he'd take a Stella Artois. He was a hipster if you haven't guessed by now.
 
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Because you are a credit to the University and our fine bulletin board. And you guessed correctly that one of us wouldn't yet be taking a nap.

What's better? a two week vacation in Philadelphia, or a three week vacation in Philadelphia??
 
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Old Man Mike said:
Because you are a credit to the University and our fine bulletin board. And you guessed correctly that one of us wouldn't yet be taking a nap.

What's better? a two week vacation in Philadelphia, or a three week vacation in Philadelphia??
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"I once spent a year in Philadelphia ... I think it was on a Sunday."

[I wasn't napping, I was actually out with a Domer classmate, in town from Jacksonville for a few days, otherwise I'd have chimed in with Bill Cosby right away. "Right! 'Lord, what's a cubit?'"]

Pong or Pac Man?
 
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dshans said:
"I once spent a year in Philadelphia ... I think it was on a Sunday."

[I wasn't napping, I was actually out with a Domer classmate, in town from Jacksonville for a few days, otherwise I'd have chimed in with Bill Cosby right away. "Right! 'Lord, what's a cubit?'"]

Pong or Pac Man?
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Pong

Halo or Goldeneye?
 
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the emotion... the whole scene was just so.... "macaroni"



All gold Alt. Jersey or a black alt.???
 
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
 
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johnnykillz said:
Gold.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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I'm for solid black with neon green trim and orange helmets...




anyway...

I'm not sure which displays your illness more, your answer or your question...

lol




No.



biggest "What if" player in MLB history...


Lou Gehrig, Mickey Mantle, Ted WIlliams, Ken Griffey Jr., Satch Paige, Josh Hamilton.... you decide.
 
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JohnnyK, yes, but not as much as comrades enjoy comradery (camaraderie). With beer.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children, she didn't know what to do;
She gave them some broth without any bread;
Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.

Two questions: Why was she living in a shoe, and where was Child Protective Services?.
 
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NeuteredDoomer said:
JohnnyK, yes, but not as much as comrades enjoy camaraderie.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children, she didn't know what to do;
She gave them some broth without any bread;
Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.

Two questions: Why was she living in a shoe, and where was Child Protective Services?.
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As long as my taxes ain't payin she can live where ever the hell she wants... and keep her kids off of my lawn.


biggest "What if" player in MLB history...


Lou Gehrig, Mickey Mantle, Ted WIlliams, Ken Griffey Jr., Satch Paige, Josh Hamilton....
 
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ACamp1900 said:
I'm for solid black with neon green trim and orange helmets...

Biggest "What if" player in MLB history...


Lou Gehrig, Mickey Mantle, Ted WIlliams, Ken Griffey Jr., Satch Paige, Josh Hamilton.... you decide.
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Maddux, had he stayed with the Cubs.

NeuteredDoomer said:
JohnnyK, yes, but not as much as comrades enjoy comradery (camaraderie).

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children, she didn't know what to do;
She gave them some broth without any bread;
Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.

Two questions: Why was she living in a shoe, and where was Child Protective Services?.
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The old woman was athlete's foot; her children spores. The broth was oozing foot fluids.

They all died when the guy pee'd on his own feet.



My turn:

Hemorrhoids. Why aren't they called assteroids?
 
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johnnykillz said:
Maddux, had he stayed with the Cubs.



The old woman was athlete's foot; her children spores. The broth was oozing foot fluids.

They all died when the guy pee'd on his own feet.



My turn:

Hemorrhoids. Why aren't they called assteroids?
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Or butteroids. Or Colaroids.

Why are fried beans called "re"fried?
 
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Let's let the Taco Bell scandal and their attorneys answer that one...

What's the question, and who would you ask, if you could ressurect them but only for a minute; in doing so, you would lose 5 years of your life. And would you?
 
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NeuteredDoomer said:
Or butteroids. Or Colaroids.

Why are fried beans called "re"fried?
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Because a Mexican named them.................


:)




Why doesn't a Hemorrhoids cream company use Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" for their commericals... it's the most obvious connection in marketing history.
 
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What's the question, and who would you ask, if you could ressurect them but only for a minute; in doing so, you would lose 5 years of your life. And would you?
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So, whats it like? Grandpa. Absolutely.

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Forgive me.

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