Percy Harvin to half surgery

[illmatic630]

Percy Harvin is sad to announce that he will half surgery on his hip, which will keep him out a while.

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

Lol

 

[no.1IrishFan]

He should just have the whole surgery and get it over with.

 

[Irish Insanity]

Is this because only half of him is injured?

 

[mgriff]

They don't want to commit to the entire process, so they are just going to start out with half and see if that is enough.

 

[Irish Insanity]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>when everything is goin good sometimes life throw u a curve ball... sorry to half to report that my injury will require surgery...</p>— Percy Harvin (@Percy_Harvin) <a href="https://twitter.com/Percy_Harvin/statuses/362361064236650496">July 30, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Actually thats apparently what he put on twitter himself. Half. Lol

 

[Irish Houstonian]

What a shrewd move by the Vikings. Total lemon.

 

[PLACforever]

Lol

 

[woolybug25]

HE'S GOING TO BE CUT IN HALF?!?!?


Any chance the Bears could pick up a peice? If its a horizontal cut, maybe we can give Hester his hands?

 

[Me2SouthBend]

Weight just one minute. Are you guys mocking the OP?

 

[woolybug25]

Weight just one minute. Are you guys mocking the OP?

I would never...

 

[NDinL.A.]

Weight just one minute. Are you guys mocking the OP?

Sadly, half of the people are making fun of poor Percy's spelling skills. The other half just wishes Percy only misses half the season for fantasy purposes. My team "Half Man, Half Amazing" really needs...

(Sorry, you'll half to read the other half of this post on facebook...)

 

[FearTheBeard]

Another excellent product of an Urban Meyer team.
I guess he "aint come here to play school" either

 

[TerryTate]

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Half-witted responses. I love them.

 

[greyhammer90]

Half-witted responses. I love them.

They had me in a split.

 

[Rack Em]

Clearly this guy isn't the next Percy Harvin

 

[autry_denson]

I can't decide whether the OP deserves the ridicule he's getting or whether he deserves credit for one of the most subtle and inspired thread titles I've seen on IE. I'm seriously confused.

edit: it's a brilliant thread title. case closed. well done OP.

 

[no.1IrishFan]

I can't decide whether the OP deserves the ridicule he's getting or whether he deserves credit for one of the most subtle and inspired thread titles I've seen on IE. I'm seriously confused.

To the OP, my buddy already sent me the tweet so I was already hip to the spelling error. I've learned the hard way about correcting grammar. It's quite embarrassing when you(jokingly) call someone out on their grammar only to be called out on the grammar in your response lol.

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

I can't decide whether the OP deserves the ridicule he's getting or whether he deserves credit for one of the most subtle and inspired thread titles I've seen on IE. I'm seriously confused.

edit: it's a brilliant thread title. case closed. well done OP.

The vote was halved down the middle... Myself, and others, we're just halving fun. Half a beer, relax and join it. Warning: It's only half as fun as an Irish win!

 

[loomis41973]

Eye dont git it.

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Eye dont git it.

Knot serprized.

 

[autry_denson]

The vote was halved down the middle... Myself, and others, we're just halving fun. Half a beer, relax and join it. Warning: It's only half as fun as an Irish win!

eh, not so sure everyone was in on the joke. again, nicely done OP.

 

[NDinMich]

Please, have of you need the half some respect and the other have get it.

 

[greyhammer90]

The vote was halved down the middle... Myself, and others, we're just halving fun. Half a beer, relax and join it. Warning: It's only have as fun as an Irish win!

FIFY

 

[Junkhead]

Ok, I logged on just to correct the headline. Read the thread and lol'd. Can't change it now.

 

[BobD]

A hemispherectomy is a procedure to remove half the brain. Maybe this was a post surgical tweet?

 

[dshans]

He was just tweeting vith a Jerman accent.

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

FIFY

Tanks. Now I just feel sille for making such a blatant mistake.

 

[irishog77]

I'm sad John Mayer could only give Taylor Swift have of his heart.