Notre Dame Trump

[Rack Em]

If you're not following @realNotreTrump, you're missing out.

#drainduLac

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Jack and the Notre Dame establishment are very unfair to me! This is why I have to tweet. <br><br>The real coward is the AD who hides behind you! <a href="https://t.co/1omcoyPjcr">https://t.co/1omcoyPjcr</a></p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/805968388510126082">December 6, 2016</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chubby Kelly's failed strength and conditioning program run by meathead Longo. Less stamina than Hillary! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/firekelly?src=hash">#firekelly</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NotreDame?src=hash">#NotreDame</a> <a href="https://t.co/29DW7W05Is">https://t.co/29DW7W05Is</a></p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/804388510044192769">December 1, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Rack Em]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/KeithArnold">@KeithArnold</a> Keith loves to enable Chubby Kelly. Too afraid of losing access to tell the the truth. Kelly is a two-faced loser.</p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/802930882558513152">November 27, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Rack Em]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Brian Kelly is angry about us making ND great again. You can see the blood coming out his eyes, the blood coming out of his...wherever. <a href="https://t.co/nzQwPei6O9">pic.twitter.com/nzQwPei6O9</a></p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/806144461784883200">December 6, 2016</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Thank you! 27 years at Grand Valley State. Not a real school anyway! <a href="https://t.co/eJhOlrQN8w">https://t.co/eJhOlrQN8w</a></p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/806150677982494720">December 6, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[drayer54]

This. Is. Awesome.

Best thing since Faux Pelini.

 

[gkIrish]

Who did this?


Amazing

 

[IrishLax]

Started following him last night after seeing Nolan get pissed. Absolutely hilariously. Literally laughed out loud reading through his work.

 

[irishff1014]

This is what happens when GK doesn't get his way.

 

[dublinirish]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/NDJackNolan">@NDJackNolan</a> satire can force change, unlike state run media, which is the equivalent of what you work for. Your interview was a puff piece.</p>— Brady (@BJohnsonArgos) <a href="https://twitter.com/BJohnsonArgos/status/805966507008204802">December 6, 2016</a></blockquote>
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LOL

 

[koonja]

Holy cow that is good, this is and will be the best thing of the off season. Let it never die.

 

[dublinirish]

Jack Nolan not keen on free speech it seems. Did he work back in East Germany before he got the ND gig per chance?

 

[gkIrish]

This is what happens when GK doesn't get his way.

 

[IrishLax]

Here are my favorites I found last night:
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/JermMay5">@JermMay5</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/mikevorel">@mikevorel</a> Chubby Kelly abandons the run. I will never abandon the run. We will have a beautiful running game! The best.</p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/804451068335820800">December 1, 2016</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Jack and the Notre Dame establishment are very unfair to me! This is why I have to tweet. <br><br>The real coward is the AD who hides behind you! <a href="https://t.co/1omcoyPjcr">https://t.co/1omcoyPjcr</a></p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/805968388510126082">December 6, 2016</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Failing, and very overrated, Irish Illustrated Podcast mocked Irish fans today. <a href="https://twitter.com/timprister">@timprister</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/PeteSampson_">@PeteSampson_</a> are fine with losing.</p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/805922638682058752">December 5, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[IrishLion]

It is uncanny how well that person mirrors Trump's social media voice.

You could put those Tweets on Donald Trump's ACTUAL twitter feed, and no one would question whether it was him or not. They would question why he suddenly cares so much about ND football.

 

[zelezo vlk]

If these get enough traction, Trump will probably make similar comments...

 

[dublinirish]

having a go at Jack Nolan and seeing how mentally brittle the guy is = too funny

 

[tko]

This is gold, Jerry!!!!!

 

[koonja]

I can't read 'chubby kelly' in any tweet without LOLing.

 

[koonja]

Whoever is running this should go after Bryan Driskel and Eric Hansen. Those two are easily riled up.

 

[NDShark]

I liked the tweets about building a Zahm wall

 

[kmoose]

Jack Nolan not keen on free speech it seems. Did he work back in East Germany before he got the ND gig per chance?

Huh?

 

[koonja]

https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/806222522035343360

 

[dublinirish]

Huh?

read nolans timeline. he got all preachy about people tweeting at him from anonymous accounts

 

[kmoose]

read nolans timeline. he got all preachy about people tweeting at him from anonymous accounts

And I'm pretty sure that he said that he doesn't have any problem with people offering opinions, as long as they are willing to own them. There's nothing "anti Free Speech" in that?

 

[ScooterIrish]

And I'm pretty sure that he said that he doesn't have any problem with people offering opinions, as long as they are willing to own them. There's nothing "anti Free Speech" in that?

Jack? You doing ok after your meltdown last night?

 

[gkIrish]

And I'm pretty sure that he said that he doesn't have any problem with people offering opinions, as long as they are willing to own them. There's nothing "anti Free Speech" in that?

He doesn't understand satire...

 

[kmoose]

Jack? You doing ok after your meltdown last night?

I'm doing just fine, Nancy. Thanks for asking!

 

[IrishLax]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Not true! Catholics love me. I won the Catholic vote. Will love me more when I hire an elite coach that runs the ball and WINS! <a href="https://t.co/1LqtChM1OU">https://t.co/1LqtChM1OU</a></p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/806225200291450881">December 6, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[koonja]

For those asking, this is not my parody account. I only did the Fake Harry Hiestand one, and this one is 1000X funnier.

I gave up on the Harry account when BK gave up on ND.

 

[zelezo vlk]

For those asking, this is not my parody account. I only did the Fake Harry Hiestand one, and this one is 1000X funnier.

I gave up on the Harry account when BK gave up on ND.

Did you not also deny that you were responsible for Fake Hiestand?

 

[koonja]

Did you not also deny that you were responsible for Fake Hiestand?

Yes, but now I don't really care because ND football is boring and I'm out of jokes.

I swear this Trump one isn't me, mods ban me if I'm lying.