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Andrew Luck (Ind - QB) PUP-P Round 4
T.Y. Hilton (Ind - WR) Round 3
Mike Wallace (Bal - WR) Round 13
Jeremy Langford (Chi - RB) Q Round 9
Matt Jones (Was - RB) Round 11
Dennis Pitta (Bal - TE) NA - 144 285
Mohamed Sanu (Atl - WR) Round 13
Ryan Mathews (Phi - RB) NA Round 4
Gary Barnidge (Cle - TE) NA Round 10
DeVante Parker (Mia - WR) Round 10
Duke Johnson Jr. (Cle - RB) Round 8
Corey Coleman (Cle - WR) Round 9
John Brown (Ari - WR) Q Round 6
Justin Tucker (Bal - K) Round 15
Arizona (Ari - DEF) Round 12
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Derek Carr (Oak - QB) Round 13, Pick 6 15 107
Willie Snead (NO - WR) Round 9, Pick 6 89 70
Brandon LaFell (Cin - WR) - 92 225
Theo Riddick (Det - RB) Q Round 11, Pick 3 124 110
Darren Sproles (Phi - RB) Round 11, Pick 6 121 180
Tyler Eifert (Cin - TE) Round 8, Pick 10 237 87
Greg Olsen (Car - TE) Round 4, Pick 7 76 45
Davante Adams (GB - WR) - 43 44
Martellus Bennett (GB - TE) Round 10, Pick 10 114 96
Dak Prescott (Dal - QB) Round 12, Pick 7 8 98
C.J. Prosise (Sea - RB) Round 12, Pick 3 305 113
Brian Quick (Was - WR) - 207 1939
Matt Bryant (Atl - K) - 72 187
Robbie Gould (SF - K) - 318 1955
Philadelphia (Phi - DEF) - 108 251
#FreeBrady
Cam Newton (Car - QB) Q Round 6, Pick 11 20 84
Jamison Crowder (Was - WR) Q - 80 53
Demaryius Thomas (Den - WR) Round 2, Pick 11 59 30
Carlos Hyde (SF - RB) Round 4, Pick 11 63 37
Thomas Rawls (Sea - RB) Round 3, Pick 2 271 145
Antonio Gates (LAC - TE) Round 7, Pick 2 152 142
Odell Beckham Jr. (NYG - WR) Round 1, Pick 2 30 4
Allen Hurns (Jax - WR) Round 10, Pick 11 238 170
C.J. Fiedorowicz (Hou - TE) - 180 141
Christine Michael (Ind - RB) IR Round 8, Pick 11 140 283
Bilal Powell (NYJ - RB) Round 10, Pick 1 74 78
Cole Beasley (Dal - WR) - 97 168
Caleb Sturgis (Phi - K) - 112 264
New England (NE - DEF) Round 13, Pick 2 134 154
Los Angeles (LAC - DEF) - 156 268
Zeke Squad
Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB) Q Round 4, Pick 10 22 83
Amari Cooper (Oak - WR) Round 3, Pick 3 52 24
Rishard Matthews (Ten - WR) Round 10, Pick 12 62 117
Ezekiel Elliott (Dal - RB) SUSP Round 1, Pick 3 7 16
DeMarco Murray (Ten - RB) Round 5, Pick 3 21 15
Jimmy Graham (Sea - TE) Round 15, Pick 9 87 58
Alshon Jeffery (Phi - WR) Round 2, Pick 1 155 36
Pierre Garcon (SF - WR) - 84 89
A.J. Green (Cin - WR) Round 1, Pick 7 93 12
Tyler Boyd (Cin - WR) Round 13, Pick 3 198 234
Matt Asiata (Det - RB) - 165 1906
Sterling Shepard (NYG - WR) Round 6, Pick 6 96 155
Derrick Henry (Ten - RB) Round 6, Pick 1 194 91
Matt Prater (Det - K) - 115 219
Dallas (Dal - DEF) - 219 238
Go Luck Yourself!
Blake Bortles (Jax - QB) Round 12, Pick 12 10 128
Antonio Brown (Pit - WR) Round 1, Pick 1 29 3
DeAndre Hopkins (Hou - WR) Round 2, Pick 12 86 27
Charcandrick West (KC - RB) - 245 1922
Jeremy Hill (Cin - RB) Round 4, Pick 12 78 134
Jack Doyle (Ind - TE) - 166 100
Todd Gurley (LAR - RB) Round 3, Pick 1 66 23
Matt Ryan (Atl - QB) Round 14, Pick 11 3 67
Hunter Henry (LAC - TE) - 175 99
Jeremy Maclin (Bal - WR) Round 5, Pick 1 222 93
Jerick McKinnon (Min - RB) Round 14, Pick 12 136 290
Phillip Dorsett (Ind - WR) Round 11, Pick 1 240 1935
Stephen Gostkowski (NE - K) Round 8, Pick 12 132 156
Denver (Den - DEF) Round 7, Pick 1 100 127
New York (NYG - DEF) - 113 179
Jaqen H'ghar
Russell Wilson (Sea - QB) Round 3, Pick 9 11 59
Brandin Cooks (NE - WR) Round 2, Pick 4 42 25
Michael Thomas (NO - WR) Round 8, Pick 8 41 13
Le'Veon Bell (Pit - RB) Q Round 1, Pick 9 13 2
David Johnson (Ari - RB) Round 10, Pick 4 2 1
Vernon Davis (Was - TE) Q - 217 288
Dontrelle Inman (LAC - WR) Q - 127 279
Jordan Reed (Was - TE) PUP-P Round 14, Pick 4 123 56
Sammy Watkins (LAR - WR) Round 5, Pick 8 272 49
Kenneth Farrow (LAC - RB) Q - 360 2620
Allen Robinson (Jax - WR) Round 5, Pick 9 82 42
Taylor Gabriel (Atl - WR) - 148 181
Adrian Peterson (NO - RB) Round 1, Pick 8 495 69
Dustin Hopkins (Was - K) - 102 261
Seattle (Sea - DEF) Round 10, Pick 2 168 129
JiveTurkeys
Kirk Cousins (Was - QB) Round 11, Pick 9 6 77
Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR) Round 5, Pick 7 53 60
Doug Baldwin (Sea - WR) Round 2, Pick 10 44 19
Jordan Howard (Chi - RB) - 40 11
Jay Ajayi (Mia - RB) Round 10, Pick 9 47 10
Travis Kelce (KC - TE) Round 3, Pick 6 60 31
Latavius Murray (Min - RB) Round 3, Pick 5 51 153
Tyrell Williams (LAC - WR) - 58 75
Eli Manning (NYG - QB) Round 8, Pick 3 31 115
Randall Cobb (GB - WR) Round 3, Pick 12 159 109
Isaiah Crowell (Cle - RB) Round 7, Pick 7 55 21
Tim Hightower (SF - RB) Q - 167 277
Adam Vinatieri (Ind - K) - 111 189
Miami (Mia - DEF) - 160 259
Atlanta (Atl - DEF) - 172 235
Junkhead
Aaron Rodgers (GB - QB) Round 2, Pick 2 1 28
Golden Tate (Det - WR) Round 4, Pick 2 64 72
Steve Smith Sr. * ( - ) Round 13, Pick 11 - -
LeGarrette Blount (Phi - RB) Round 7, Pick 11 34 65
Justin Forsett (Den - RB) NA Round 9, Pick 9 307 1884
Zach Ertz (Phi - TE) Round 6, Pick 12 107 97
Michael Crabtree (Oak - WR) Round 6, Pick 2 50 48
Matt Forte (NYJ - RB) Q Round 3, Pick 11 73 119
Brandon Marshall (NYG - WR) Round 1, Pick 11 139 85
Melvin Gordon (LAC - RB) Round 5, Pick 11 33 8
Kenny Britt (Cle - WR) - 83 103
Cameron Brate (TB - TE) - 109 136
Matthew Stafford (Det - QB) Round 11, Pick 11 9 104
Kai Forbath (Min - K) - 303 282
New Orleans (NO - DEF) - 288 2134
Diggs out 4 Harambe
Andy Dalton (Cin - QB) Round 11, Pick 12 19 102
Mike Evans (TB - WR) Round 1, Pick 12 28 6
Stefon Diggs (Min - WR) Round 6, Pick 10 98 94
Rashad Jennings (NYG - RB) NA Round 5, Pick 12 154 272
T.J. Yeldon (Jax - RB) Round 8, Pick 1 173 208
Kyle Rudolph (Min - TE) Round 13, Pick 12 75 88
Dorial Green-Beckham (Phi - WR) NA - 270 1928
James White (NE - RB) Round 9, Pick 12 131 137
Tavon Austin (LAR - WR) Q Round 12, Pick 1 161 183
Ty Montgomery (GB - RB) Q - 158 39
Adam Thielen (Min - WR) - 85 116
Terrelle Pryor Sr. (Was - WR) - 69 26
Marcus Mariota (Ten - QB) Round 8, Pick 6 18 63
Connor Barth (Chi - K) Round 15, Pick 5 224 1942
Minnesota (Min - DEF) Round 14, Pick 1 95 150
ShakeDown's Minions
Jameis Winston (TB - QB) Round 7, Pick 5 16 71
Jordy Nelson (GB - WR) Round 2, Pick 8 27 14
Kelvin Benjamin (Car - WR) Round 5, Pick 5 79 76
Rob Kelley (Was - RB) - 137 108
Dion Lewis (NE - RB) Round 15, Pick 2 317 212
Eric Ebron (Det - TE) Q Round 12, Pick 9 170 114
Dez Bryant (Dal - WR) Round 1, Pick 10 90 18
Lamar Miller (Hou - RB) Round 1, Pick 5 67 22
Devontae Booker (Den - RB) PUP-P Round 15, Pick 7 133 293
Tyreek Hill (KC - WR) - 54 40
Paul Perkins (NYG - RB) - 269 73
Malcolm Mitchell (NE - WR) - 244 188
Martavis Bryant (Pit - WR) SUSP - 979 52
Dan Bailey (Dal - K) Round 15, Pick 10 130 166
Baltimore (Bal - DEF) - 135 186
O'phile's Defilers
Drew Brees (NO - QB) Round 4, Pick 9 4 38
Julio Jones (Atl - WR) Round 1, Pick 4 39 7
Emmanuel Sanders (Den - WR) Q Round 6, Pick 9 70 50
Spencer Ware (KC - RB) - 65 46
LeSean McCoy (Buf - RB) Round 3, Pick 4 17 5
Charles Clay (Buf - TE) - 178 239
Devonta Freeman (Atl - RB) Q Round 8, Pick 9 26 9
Ladarius Green (Pit - TE) NA - 322 273
Jarvis Landry (Mia - WR) Round 5, Pick 4 57 61
Philip Rivers (LAC - QB) Round 11, Pick 4 12 92
Mike Gillislee (NE - RB) Q - 153 41
Tevin Coleman (Atl - RB) Round 9, Pick 4 68 68
Kenneth Dixon (Bal - RB) SUSP - 223 1902
Sebastian Janikowski (Oak - K) Round 15, Pick 6 116 199
Green Bay (GB - DEF) - 192 191
The Worldwide Leader
Tom Brady (NE - QB) Round 7, Pick 10 23 33
Julian Edelman (NE - WR) Round 3, Pick 10 61 55
Jordan Matthews (Buf - WR) Q Round 5, Pick 10 126 111
Frank Gore (Ind - RB) Round 6, Pick 3 49 74
Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB) Round 4, Pick 3 110 105
Delanie Walker (Ten - TE) Round 9, Pick 10 88 86
Doug Martin (TB - RB) SUSP Round 2, Pick 7 250 90
Mark Ingram (NO - RB) Round 2, Pick 3 38 54
Jason Witten (Dal - TE) Round 13, Pick 1 162 147
DeSean Jackson (TB - WR) Q Round 6, Pick 7 94 81
Marvin Jones Jr. (Det - WR) Round 10, Pick 3 106 120
Will Fuller V (Hou - WR) O Round 11, Pick 10 183 165
Stephen Hauschka (Buf - K) Round 15, Pick 4 145 193
Kansas City (KC - DEF) Round 13, Pick 10 81 138
Buffalo (Buf - DEF) Round 15, Pick 1 182 241
Andrew Luck (Ind - QB) PUP-P Round 4
T.Y. Hilton (Ind - WR) Round 3
Mike Wallace (Bal - WR) Round 13
Jeremy Langford (Chi - RB) Q Round 9
Matt Jones (Was - RB) Round 11
Dennis Pitta (Bal - TE) NA - 144 285
Mohamed Sanu (Atl - WR) Round 13
Ryan Mathews (Phi - RB) NA Round 4
Gary Barnidge (Cle - TE) NA Round 10
DeVante Parker (Mia - WR) Round 10
Duke Johnson Jr. (Cle - RB) Round 8
Corey Coleman (Cle - WR) Round 9
John Brown (Ari - WR) Q Round 6
Justin Tucker (Bal - K) Round 15
Arizona (Ari - DEF) Round 12
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Derek Carr (Oak - QB) Round 13, Pick 6 15 107
Willie Snead (NO - WR) Round 9, Pick 6 89 70
Brandon LaFell (Cin - WR) - 92 225
Theo Riddick (Det - RB) Q Round 11, Pick 3 124 110
Darren Sproles (Phi - RB) Round 11, Pick 6 121 180
Tyler Eifert (Cin - TE) Round 8, Pick 10 237 87
Greg Olsen (Car - TE) Round 4, Pick 7 76 45
Davante Adams (GB - WR) - 43 44
Martellus Bennett (GB - TE) Round 10, Pick 10 114 96
Dak Prescott (Dal - QB) Round 12, Pick 7 8 98
C.J. Prosise (Sea - RB) Round 12, Pick 3 305 113
Brian Quick (Was - WR) - 207 1939
Matt Bryant (Atl - K) - 72 187
Robbie Gould (SF - K) - 318 1955
Philadelphia (Phi - DEF) - 108 251
#FreeBrady
Cam Newton (Car - QB) Q Round 6, Pick 11 20 84
Jamison Crowder (Was - WR) Q - 80 53
Demaryius Thomas (Den - WR) Round 2, Pick 11 59 30
Carlos Hyde (SF - RB) Round 4, Pick 11 63 37
Thomas Rawls (Sea - RB) Round 3, Pick 2 271 145
Antonio Gates (LAC - TE) Round 7, Pick 2 152 142
Odell Beckham Jr. (NYG - WR) Round 1, Pick 2 30 4
Allen Hurns (Jax - WR) Round 10, Pick 11 238 170
C.J. Fiedorowicz (Hou - TE) - 180 141
Christine Michael (Ind - RB) IR Round 8, Pick 11 140 283
Bilal Powell (NYJ - RB) Round 10, Pick 1 74 78
Cole Beasley (Dal - WR) - 97 168
Caleb Sturgis (Phi - K) - 112 264
New England (NE - DEF) Round 13, Pick 2 134 154
Los Angeles (LAC - DEF) - 156 268
Zeke Squad
Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB) Q Round 4, Pick 10 22 83
Amari Cooper (Oak - WR) Round 3, Pick 3 52 24
Rishard Matthews (Ten - WR) Round 10, Pick 12 62 117
Ezekiel Elliott (Dal - RB) SUSP Round 1, Pick 3 7 16
DeMarco Murray (Ten - RB) Round 5, Pick 3 21 15
Jimmy Graham (Sea - TE) Round 15, Pick 9 87 58
Alshon Jeffery (Phi - WR) Round 2, Pick 1 155 36
Pierre Garcon (SF - WR) - 84 89
A.J. Green (Cin - WR) Round 1, Pick 7 93 12
Tyler Boyd (Cin - WR) Round 13, Pick 3 198 234
Matt Asiata (Det - RB) - 165 1906
Sterling Shepard (NYG - WR) Round 6, Pick 6 96 155
Derrick Henry (Ten - RB) Round 6, Pick 1 194 91
Matt Prater (Det - K) - 115 219
Dallas (Dal - DEF) - 219 238
Go Luck Yourself!
Blake Bortles (Jax - QB) Round 12, Pick 12 10 128
Antonio Brown (Pit - WR) Round 1, Pick 1 29 3
DeAndre Hopkins (Hou - WR) Round 2, Pick 12 86 27
Charcandrick West (KC - RB) - 245 1922
Jeremy Hill (Cin - RB) Round 4, Pick 12 78 134
Jack Doyle (Ind - TE) - 166 100
Todd Gurley (LAR - RB) Round 3, Pick 1 66 23
Matt Ryan (Atl - QB) Round 14, Pick 11 3 67
Hunter Henry (LAC - TE) - 175 99
Jeremy Maclin (Bal - WR) Round 5, Pick 1 222 93
Jerick McKinnon (Min - RB) Round 14, Pick 12 136 290
Phillip Dorsett (Ind - WR) Round 11, Pick 1 240 1935
Stephen Gostkowski (NE - K) Round 8, Pick 12 132 156
Denver (Den - DEF) Round 7, Pick 1 100 127
New York (NYG - DEF) - 113 179
Jaqen H'ghar
Russell Wilson (Sea - QB) Round 3, Pick 9 11 59
Brandin Cooks (NE - WR) Round 2, Pick 4 42 25
Michael Thomas (NO - WR) Round 8, Pick 8 41 13
Le'Veon Bell (Pit - RB) Q Round 1, Pick 9 13 2
David Johnson (Ari - RB) Round 10, Pick 4 2 1
Vernon Davis (Was - TE) Q - 217 288
Dontrelle Inman (LAC - WR) Q - 127 279
Jordan Reed (Was - TE) PUP-P Round 14, Pick 4 123 56
Sammy Watkins (LAR - WR) Round 5, Pick 8 272 49
Kenneth Farrow (LAC - RB) Q - 360 2620
Allen Robinson (Jax - WR) Round 5, Pick 9 82 42
Taylor Gabriel (Atl - WR) - 148 181
Adrian Peterson (NO - RB) Round 1, Pick 8 495 69
Dustin Hopkins (Was - K) - 102 261
Seattle (Sea - DEF) Round 10, Pick 2 168 129
JiveTurkeys
Kirk Cousins (Was - QB) Round 11, Pick 9 6 77
Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR) Round 5, Pick 7 53 60
Doug Baldwin (Sea - WR) Round 2, Pick 10 44 19
Jordan Howard (Chi - RB) - 40 11
Jay Ajayi (Mia - RB) Round 10, Pick 9 47 10
Travis Kelce (KC - TE) Round 3, Pick 6 60 31
Latavius Murray (Min - RB) Round 3, Pick 5 51 153
Tyrell Williams (LAC - WR) - 58 75
Eli Manning (NYG - QB) Round 8, Pick 3 31 115
Randall Cobb (GB - WR) Round 3, Pick 12 159 109
Isaiah Crowell (Cle - RB) Round 7, Pick 7 55 21
Tim Hightower (SF - RB) Q - 167 277
Adam Vinatieri (Ind - K) - 111 189
Miami (Mia - DEF) - 160 259
Atlanta (Atl - DEF) - 172 235
Junkhead
Aaron Rodgers (GB - QB) Round 2, Pick 2 1 28
Golden Tate (Det - WR) Round 4, Pick 2 64 72
Steve Smith Sr. * ( - ) Round 13, Pick 11 - -
LeGarrette Blount (Phi - RB) Round 7, Pick 11 34 65
Justin Forsett (Den - RB) NA Round 9, Pick 9 307 1884
Zach Ertz (Phi - TE) Round 6, Pick 12 107 97
Michael Crabtree (Oak - WR) Round 6, Pick 2 50 48
Matt Forte (NYJ - RB) Q Round 3, Pick 11 73 119
Brandon Marshall (NYG - WR) Round 1, Pick 11 139 85
Melvin Gordon (LAC - RB) Round 5, Pick 11 33 8
Kenny Britt (Cle - WR) - 83 103
Cameron Brate (TB - TE) - 109 136
Matthew Stafford (Det - QB) Round 11, Pick 11 9 104
Kai Forbath (Min - K) - 303 282
New Orleans (NO - DEF) - 288 2134
Diggs out 4 Harambe
Andy Dalton (Cin - QB) Round 11, Pick 12 19 102
Mike Evans (TB - WR) Round 1, Pick 12 28 6
Stefon Diggs (Min - WR) Round 6, Pick 10 98 94
Rashad Jennings (NYG - RB) NA Round 5, Pick 12 154 272
T.J. Yeldon (Jax - RB) Round 8, Pick 1 173 208
Kyle Rudolph (Min - TE) Round 13, Pick 12 75 88
Dorial Green-Beckham (Phi - WR) NA - 270 1928
James White (NE - RB) Round 9, Pick 12 131 137
Tavon Austin (LAR - WR) Q Round 12, Pick 1 161 183
Ty Montgomery (GB - RB) Q - 158 39
Adam Thielen (Min - WR) - 85 116
Terrelle Pryor Sr. (Was - WR) - 69 26
Marcus Mariota (Ten - QB) Round 8, Pick 6 18 63
Connor Barth (Chi - K) Round 15, Pick 5 224 1942
Minnesota (Min - DEF) Round 14, Pick 1 95 150
ShakeDown's Minions
Jameis Winston (TB - QB) Round 7, Pick 5 16 71
Jordy Nelson (GB - WR) Round 2, Pick 8 27 14
Kelvin Benjamin (Car - WR) Round 5, Pick 5 79 76
Rob Kelley (Was - RB) - 137 108
Dion Lewis (NE - RB) Round 15, Pick 2 317 212
Eric Ebron (Det - TE) Q Round 12, Pick 9 170 114
Dez Bryant (Dal - WR) Round 1, Pick 10 90 18
Lamar Miller (Hou - RB) Round 1, Pick 5 67 22
Devontae Booker (Den - RB) PUP-P Round 15, Pick 7 133 293
Tyreek Hill (KC - WR) - 54 40
Paul Perkins (NYG - RB) - 269 73
Malcolm Mitchell (NE - WR) - 244 188
Martavis Bryant (Pit - WR) SUSP - 979 52
Dan Bailey (Dal - K) Round 15, Pick 10 130 166
Baltimore (Bal - DEF) - 135 186
O'phile's Defilers
Drew Brees (NO - QB) Round 4, Pick 9 4 38
Julio Jones (Atl - WR) Round 1, Pick 4 39 7
Emmanuel Sanders (Den - WR) Q Round 6, Pick 9 70 50
Spencer Ware (KC - RB) - 65 46
LeSean McCoy (Buf - RB) Round 3, Pick 4 17 5
Charles Clay (Buf - TE) - 178 239
Devonta Freeman (Atl - RB) Q Round 8, Pick 9 26 9
Ladarius Green (Pit - TE) NA - 322 273
Jarvis Landry (Mia - WR) Round 5, Pick 4 57 61
Philip Rivers (LAC - QB) Round 11, Pick 4 12 92
Mike Gillislee (NE - RB) Q - 153 41
Tevin Coleman (Atl - RB) Round 9, Pick 4 68 68
Kenneth Dixon (Bal - RB) SUSP - 223 1902
Sebastian Janikowski (Oak - K) Round 15, Pick 6 116 199
Green Bay (GB - DEF) - 192 191
The Worldwide Leader
Tom Brady (NE - QB) Round 7, Pick 10 23 33
Julian Edelman (NE - WR) Round 3, Pick 10 61 55
Jordan Matthews (Buf - WR) Q Round 5, Pick 10 126 111
Frank Gore (Ind - RB) Round 6, Pick 3 49 74
Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB) Round 4, Pick 3 110 105
Delanie Walker (Ten - TE) Round 9, Pick 10 88 86
Doug Martin (TB - RB) SUSP Round 2, Pick 7 250 90
Mark Ingram (NO - RB) Round 2, Pick 3 38 54
Jason Witten (Dal - TE) Round 13, Pick 1 162 147
DeSean Jackson (TB - WR) Q Round 6, Pick 7 94 81
Marvin Jones Jr. (Det - WR) Round 10, Pick 3 106 120
Will Fuller V (Hou - WR) O Round 11, Pick 10 183 165
Stephen Hauschka (Buf - K) Round 15, Pick 4 145 193
Kansas City (KC - DEF) Round 13, Pick 10 81 138
Buffalo (Buf - DEF) Round 15, Pick 1 182 241