Maxim's Hot 100 2013

[IrishLax]

That explains a lot. This list is the product of men who are still paying for pictures of scantily clad women in print.

Wow. Makes wayyyyyyy more sense.

 

[KPENN]

I'm thinking that's why this list seems so very wrong to many of us. There may be a generation gap at work here.

Where are our younger members? Would like to hear from NDPhilly and arrowryan on this.

I'm 23 and i think the list is trash. My thoughts on the top 10.

I think Miley Cyrus is absolutely hideous. I thought she was alright with long hair, but with that hair she's just ugly.

Selena is cute and all but 2nd hottest? Not sure about that.

Rhianna, i'm meh towards her, too high.

Mila Kunis, no complaints

Jennifer Lawrence- She's attractive and seems cool #5 might be a little high

JLH- She's smoking so no complaints

Ashley Tisdale- In my opinion she's the queen of the butterfaces

Kate Upton- Too high

Vanessa Hudgens- Maybe a bit too high but she's hot

Elisha Cuthbert- She's hot no complaints

Kinda of a meh list. Terrible.

 

[KPENN]

What number is kate upton?

#8

 

[KPENN]

That explains a lot. This list is the product of men who are still paying for pictures of scantily clad women in print.

Ahhhhh.

Wow. Makes wayyyyyyy more sense.

Yep.

 

[irishog77]

That explains a lot. This list is the product of men who are still paying for pictures of scantily clad women in print.

If they're taking the time out to actually vote on this, who the **** is voting for her? Lax is right, she's a 4 (although her "celebrity" artificially notches her up a bit, so maybe like a 6? Possibly a 7? I mean, I'd still hit it when it's all said and done...but mainly just because she's, well, Miley Cyrus). And I'll freely admit that I'll back a fellow Nashvillian for just about anything. No way she deserves numero uno though. Hell, she doesn't even belong on the list. The other Nashvillian on the list doesn't belong on there either. (But like Miley, I still would)

The voters have to be an extreme vocal minority-- like each supporter voted 8,692 times an hour or day.

 

[rikkitikki08]

#8

blasphemy

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

No Kate Middleton? That chick is smokin'......even if she is a Royal.

 

[notredomer23]

I wouldn't touch Miley Cyrus with a ten foot pole. She's nasty.

 

[Riddickulous]

The 100 hottest women in the world are probably all normal people living in obscurity. Plus attractiveness is subjective, anyway.

 

[ulukinatme]

#69 would have been funnier if they weren't 5 months behind on the joke. #1 is more hilarious. I can think of a dozen women I'd put before Miley

This was amusing:
Maxim Named Miley Cyrus No. 1 On The Hot 100 | What Would Tyler Durden Do

 

[irishog77]

The 100 hottest women in the world are probably all normal people living in obscurity. Plus attractiveness is subjective, anyway.

Good thing Maxim didn't go with this approach-- it would've been 100 pictures similar to Manti's girlfriend then. Or 100 pics of rando girls nobody knows (probably taken from a peeping Tom's camera, no less).



As for the subjective part, everybody do themselves a favor and do a google image search of Heidi Gillingham and homecoming queen.

 

[NDPhilly]

I'm thinking that's why this list seems so very wrong to many of us. There may be a generation gap at work here.

Where are our younger members? Would like to hear from NDPhilly and arrowryan on this.

Miley Cyrus, Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens are all way overrated. Selena Gomez to a lesser extent but she's pretty hot

Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba will always be my #1 and #2

 

[sportallyr]

This list is a joke. How can I take a "hottest women" list seriously when it includes Ke$ha, Ashley Tisdale and frickin Hoda??? Ugh!

 

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

LOL at Emilia Clarke not being top 10.

Miley Cyrus was okay when she had hair but now she looks scary. She wouldn't make my top 100.
Selena Gomez should be high but not top 10 high.
Rihanna should be top 100 but not top 10.
Mila Kunis & Jennifer Lawrence are fairly ranked.
Jennifer Love-Hewitt and Beyonce? Is it 2001?
Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens shouldn't be close. They wouldn't make top 100 at a large state school.
Elisha Cuthbert is fine, but not top 10. Meh.

My top 10 would be Kate Upton at #1 then Emilia Clarke, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, Blake Lively, Olivia Wilde, Emma Stone, Bar Refaeli (how was she not on there!?), Rashida Jones, and Nina Dobrev in some order.

 

[NDinMich]

LOL at Emilia Clarke not being top 10.

Miley Cyrus was okay when she had hair but now she looks scary. She wouldn't make my top 100.
Selena Gomez should be high but not top 10 high.
Rihanna should be top 100 but not top 10.
Mila Kunis & Jennifer Lawrence are fairly ranked.
Jennifer Love-Hewitt and Beyonce? Is it 2001?
Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens shouldn't be close. They wouldn't make top 100 at a large state school.
Elisha Cuthbert is fine, but not top 10. Meh.

My top 10 would be Kate Upton at #1 then Emilia Clarke, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, Blake Lively, Olivia Wilde, Emma Stone, Bar Refaeli (how was she not on there!?), Rashida Jones, and Nina Dobrev in some order.

You had me until Rashida Jones...seriously... Rashida Jones? She's OK but top 10, don't think so. Everybody else you named I get. Emma Stone and Danaerys don't do a lot for me but I get the attraction.

 

[BobD]

Supposedly this list is determined by fan votes. I'm skeptical.

 

[IrishSteelhead]

Bea Arthur's corpse is hotter than 75% of this list, and 99.99999999999% of the general public.

 

[Bogtrotter07]

That is the problem with popularity lists, dog. They only capture such a small segment of the population . . . the living.

 

[Black Irish]

Too many girls on lists like these. I like women.

 

[Irishnuke]

Selena Gomez would be hot if I was 15.