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I've been, you're not missing out, pretty below average...
Was wrong bruh... was dey outta Holla!-peno's
You so funny!
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I've been, you're not missing out, pretty below average...
Next topic....
Hot Dogs!
Ketchup is red because you're a communist if you put it on a hot dog.
Must be a hot link with mustard and onions... Anything else isn't a hot dog, just a shitty meat sandwich...
Ketchup is red because you're a communist if you put it on a hot dog.
Start with this:
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Then add diced onions, 2 tomato wedges, 2 cucumber wedges and one Chipico kosher spear.
Cover them in fries that look like these.
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With any luck they will have one of these in the dining area:
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Nothing beats RC with a real hot dog.
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Hot Dogs!
You are a sick man. RC tastes like dirty toilet bowl water.
I wouldn't use RC to waterboard my worst enemy... This, Explains so much... Also, isn't it funny how pizza isn't pizza unless you use region specific toppings, but let's throw the entire garden on a bun and call it a hot dog......... Smh
There are fewer acceptable ingredients in the hot dog than what I listed for the pizza.
Don't get your combatants confused there, Holla Pena!
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Again, the arrogance is amazing... Surely no one really believes they are the authority on what makes food, food... If its a frank on a hot dog bun, its a hot dog... If its pizza dough covered in sauce and cheese in the shape of a pizza, then it's pizza, and there are all shapes and sizes, only a total douche bag would assume differently... Oh wait.
Surely PTA remembers Cucas having lived in Redlands before.....
Above is a list of various flat breads and prep methods across varying cultures.Central and West Asia
Afghan bread
Georgian Tonis Puri
Pane carasau from Sardinia
Afghan bread or "Nan" (Afghanistan)
Bannock (Scotland)
Barbari bread (Persia)
Bazlama (Turkey): made from wheat flour, drinking water, and table salt
Bolani (Afghanistan): a vegetarian flat-bread dish
Farl (Ireland and Scotland)
Flammkuchen/Tarte flambée (Alsace): thin bread dough rolled out in a circle or a rectangle and covered with onions and bacon
Flatbrød (Norway): barley flour, salt and water
Flatkaka (Iceland): rye flatbread
Focaccia (Italy)
Ftira (Malta)
Gözleme (Turkey): folded over a savory filling and fried on a griddle
Hoggan (Cornwall): made from barley flour containing pieces of green pork[clarification needed] and potato
Lángos (Hungary)
Lavash (Armenia, Azerbaijan and Iran)
Matnakash (Armenia)
Obi Non (Afghanistan and Uzbekistan)
Opłatek (Poland)
Pane carasau (Sardinia)
Piadina (Italy): white flour, lard (or olive oil), salt and water
Pide (Turkey)
Pita (Greece)
Pită/Lipie (Romania)
Pizza (Italy)
Podpłomyk (Poland)
Rieska (Finland)
Sacramental bread (Europe)
Sangak (Persia)
Sheermal (Persia and Indian subcontinent)
Shotis Puri (Georgia)
Somun and Lepina (Bosnia and Herzegovina)
Taftoon Bread (Persia)
Tigella (Italy)
Tonis Puri (Georgia)
Torta (Spain)
Torta de Gazpacho (Spain)
Tunnbröd (Sweden): any combination of wheat, barley and rye
Yufka (Turkey): wheat flour, water and table salt
Middle East and Africa
Different types of pita, Mahane Yehuda marketplace, Jerusalem
Yemeni lahoh
Aish Merahrah (Egypt): made with 5 -10% ground fenugreek seeds and maize
Barbari (Iran)
Gurassa (Sudan)
Harsha (Morocco): fried buttery bread made of semolina
Injera (Horn of Africa): teff flour and water
Khebz (Levant)
Khubz (Arabian Peninsula)
Lahoh (Somalia, Djibouti, Yemen)
Malooga (Yemen): water, yeast, salt and flour
Chapati (Swahili coast, Uganda)
Markook (Levant)
Matzo (Israel): white plain flour and water
Ngome (Mali): millet, water and vegetable oil
Pita (Eastern Mediterranean and Middle East)
Sangak (Iran)
Taftan (Iran)
South and East Asia
A selection of Tajik non (naan)
Indian pesarattu
Bhakri (India): made with water and millet flour
Bhatura (India): made with white flour, yogurt, ghee (or oil), and yeast
Bindaeddeok (Korea): made from mung bean flour {this is a pancake, not a flatbread}
Bing (China)
Piaya (Philippines)
Bánh (Vietnam)
Chapati (India, Pakistan): made from atta flour (whole grain durum wheat), water and salt
Poli (India): made from whole wheat flour, water and salt. It is folded and layered round flat bread.
Fulka (India): made from whole wheat flour, water and salt. It is like a baked variety of Puri.
Green onion pancake (China): made with oil and minced scallions (green onions)
Paratha (India, Sri Lanka, Nepal)
Khanom buang (Thailand): rice flour
Laobing (China)
Luchi (East India and Bangladesh): fine maida flour with water and a spoonful of ghee
Naan (Central and South Asia): leavened with yeast, unlike Roti bread
Pol roti (Sri Lanka): made from scraped coconut and wheat or kurakkan flour, with green chillis and onion
Puri (India, Pakistan, Nepal): prepared from dough of atta and salt
Roast paan (Sri Lanka): bread mixture baked in a flat mold, producing, literally, a 'flat' bread
Roti (Central and South Asia)
Roti prata (Singapore)
Roti canai (Malaysia and Indonesia)
Sanchuisanda (China): baked in ashes[1]
Americas
Preparing tortillas
Arepa (Colombia, Venezuela): flat, unleavened patty made of cornmeal
Bammy (Jamaica): made from grated cassava root or cassava flour and salt
Beiju (Brazil): made from tapioca
Casabe (South America, Caribbean): made from bitter cassava root
Frybread (United States)
Native American Flatbread (North America): made from maize flour in a traditional style of early Native Americans; now topped with ground beef, vegetables, beans and cheese
Pan de Semita (Mexico)
Johnnycake (Caribbean)
Tortilla (Mexico, Central and South America)
Tortilla de Rescoldo (Chile): wheat flour based bread, traditionally baked in the coals of a campfire
My preferred toppings for hot dogs are deli mustard and some raw diced onion.
Having lived in Southern AZ for a little bit now, I have slowly come around on the Sonoran Hot Dog.
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Something else that I have come to enjoy since moving down here is Carne Seca.
I am flummoxed by the whole pizza discussion. Pizza has two main components, the toppings (food component) and delivery mechanism ( historically flat bread).
Above is a list of various flat breads and prep methods across varying cultures.
Pizza is a very small subset of flat bread. Original pizza was cooked on a bread similar to focaccia. Also Pizza did not have tomato as a base until explorers brought tomatoes to Europe from the Americas. So a major component of what is considered traditional Italian pizza comes relatively recently "historically" from the Americas. Further preparation of pizza and ALL flatbreads is regionally based with ingrideients being those most readily available and cheap, because flat breads were typically the most readily available food for the poor. So it should not be shocking to see people/regions develop alterations to popular preparations that have endured history. I think people haranguing variations on a hitorically malleable and popular food product is kinda unfounded.
I mean what true blooded Italian would ever put cured meat on their pizza?
Great post and I'm sure anyone that's not from Napoli, New York or Chicago would agree 100% with you. It's all about pride in Chicago. Obviously, New York made them first, we made them best. Chicagoans perfected it and just like Jimi made All Along the Watchtower his, Chicago has done the same with pizza.
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Cabbage in a burrito,... That's different... I'll put this out there too, I like pizza and Italian sandwiches, but beyond that, not a big Italian food guy, I'll take authentic Mexican. Nothing beats a good burrito, like SD quality Carne Asada, or a Chile Relleno plate with rice and beans... Yesir.
Beyond that, give me Filipino food, Chinese, Japanese, American ball park food and soul food before Italian, just me.