Haiku Battle

[fortwayne_nd]

It's hard to compete
with embittered Irishmen
and dear Kate Upton.

Man chowder ready
Kate said no to upper deck
Sorry, Justin V.

 

[NDBoiler]

Watching Family Guy.
Such is life on Friday night.
Think I'll have a beer.

 

[palinurus]

Man chowder ready
Kate said no to upper deck
Sorry, Justin V.

Kate wanted an ace
and Justin talked a good game
but couldn't go nine

 

[BeauBenken]

I guess we'll agree to disagree. That last one looks like 5-7-7 -- now you're straight freestylin'.

You are right on that.
I'm not exactly sure what...
I was thinking there.

 

[Irish#1]

The effort was great
Failure was greater
Clarity was lost

 

[palinurus]

It's times just like these,
when NSD is over --
I miss Allgator

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

This is like "8 Mile"...
Get yo flow on........

 

[BeauBenken]

Tisk, H. C. T. I.
Why don't you get your flow on?
It's your move, mullet.

 

[palinurus]

It is hard enough
to say what strikes me as true
without being hip.

 

[BeauBenken]

Oh, Valentine's Day...
It is Saturday, and yet,
You are still not done.

Just for my girlfriend,
I have reservations for...
Vera Mae's Bistro.

I hope it goes well.
Have to learn some educate.
So many forks, spoons...

Wish me luck, my friends.
Do you think she will like it?
Better. It ain't cheap.

 

[Fbolt]

Beau with your long face.
Too bad it didn't work out.
Smile for Rosy!

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

Awake time to grind.
I will be paper chasing.
I want a kayak.

 

[In Lou I Trust]

Wanted play last night
Too bad my wife had the shits
F*ck you bad Chinese

 

[Corry]

Wanted play last night
Too bad my wife had the shits
F*ck you bad Chinese

Unless you were sick
Then a trick your wife played
Invest in mistress

 

[In Lou I Trust]

Unless you were sick
Then a trick your wife played
Invest in mistress

Her loins are on fire
More horny than even I
Will get laid tonight

 

[scUM Hater]

I don't think you will.
Boy you are such a da*n fool.
Her head hurting now.

 

[Black Irish]

I have a bad cold
Don't crave whiskey or red meat
Flu season sucks ballz

 

[In Lou I Trust]

I don't think you will.
Boy you are such a da*n fool.
Her head hurting now.

Believe what you want
She gives me tail on demand
Are you projecting

 

[BeauBenken]

On demand, you say?
What a luxury that is.
This is a she, right?

Ha. I kid, I kid.
I wish my girlfriend did that.
Is yours a nympho?

 

[scUM Hater]

Not projecting but
Only protecting honor
your manhood homey.

 

[BeauBenken]

Not projecting but
Only protecting
your manhood homey.

Fix your second line.
Homey D Clown don't play dat.
Seven is needed.

 

[scUM Hater]

Fix your second line.
Homey D Clown don't play dat.
Seven is needed.

My bad My fault man.
I fixed the middle sentence.
Bringing it harder.

 

[BeauBenken]

My bad My fault man.
I fixed the middle sentence.
Bringing it harder.

Mucho gracias.
Don't worry. We all screw up.
Just try hard not to.

 

[In Lou I Trust]

Not projecting but
Only protecting honor
your manhood homey.

Hairy chest and balls
My manhood is set in stone
Thanks for the concern

 

[dshans]

The poets spin on
Banshees screech through tender nights
The river flows past

 

[scUM Hater]

Everything is.
Not bigger in Texas she says.
She is let down now.

 

[dshans]

Memories wear thin
Storytellers spin lifetimes
Catalpas still bloom

 

[In Lou I Trust]

Everything is.
Not bigger in Texas she says.
She is let down now.

I'm an Iowan
Pure cornfed Midwestern beef
Your girl loves my meat

 

[scUM Hater]

My girl loves cow beef.
Iowa beef disgusts her
Too soft and wimpy.

 

[In Lou I Trust]

scUM hater can't count
Seven syllables not eight
Go back to school brah