Haiku Battle

[A Pac]

Boobie boobies boobs
I love me some big boobies
Asses are nice too


I win.

 

[dshans]

O.K., O.K., fine.
Haiku is five – seven– five
Don't neglect nature.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

South Beach is pretty,
Not 4, 5, 6, or 7,
Zero for LeBron.






Attempt not to neglect nature.

 

[MacIrish75]

A PAC has a point
Big or small I love them all
But I prefer HUGE

 

[BeauBenken]

BUMP! Back to the front.
This fight is far from over.
Everyone join in.

In case you didn't know...
Love sucks. Heartbreak is awful.
But the search goes on.

 

[JadeBrecks]

JadeBrecks in the game
I will try my hand in this
Lets get this party started!

 

[BeauBenken]

JadeBrecks in the game
I will try my hand in this
Lets start this party!

Sorry, you had 7...
Syllables, they are a pain.
I count "didn't" as one.

In case you didn't know...
Love sucks. Heartbreak is awful.
But the search goes on.

It's probably 2.
I'm a Hoosier. Cut me slack.
It's my "weird accent".

 

[JadeBrecks]

So then it is five
Followed up by a seven
Topped off with a five?

 

[BeauBenken]

Now you have got it.
Well done, sir. Haiku away.
Just think 5-7-5.

 

[JadeBrecks]

Go put the rules up
Maybe up in the first post
Could help out later

 

[Riddickulous]

What is going on?
I am hopelessly clueless
Perhaps that is good?

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Manti on the Prowl
Pussy Michigan Tight End
come and meet your fate.

 

[military_irish]

A Haiku Battle
Think of the most clever things
And you may win it.

 

[JadeBrecks]

Happy fathers day
To all who may be fathers
i hope you enjoy!

 

[johnnykillz]

Shaking with fear, quakes
Benken is afraid daddy
Johnnykillz has scored

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Now you have got it.
Well done, sir. Haiku away.
Just think 5-7-5.

Well, that was six.

"Just-think-five-se-ven-five."

But who is counting...

 

[BeauBenken]

You know I don't try.
To follow 5-7-5.
But I got this right.

 

[BeauBenken]

I recall a fav.
After watching the "Fight Club".
I will post it now.

Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The queen is their slave.

 

[ACamp1900]

you all my bitches
you all must bow down to me
I is epic win.

 

[BeauBenken]

Wow, that was awful.
I think I threw up a bit.
Just in my mouth. Ew.

 

[ACamp1900]

I am so sexy
I can add two extra on
because I am that sexy

 

[DomeX2 eNVy]

Hut Hut Hut Haik-u
NV drops back to pass long
Game on, bombs begin

 

[ACamp1900]

Some think she is hot
but Megan Fox has toe thumbs
Ew, that is nasty.

 

[NankerPhelge]

Brad Paisley concert
Drunken hill-apes everywhere
The music sucks, too.

 

[johnnykillz]

Some think she is hot
but Megan Fox has toe thumbs
Ew, that is nasty.

Brad Paisley concert
Drunken hill-apes everywhere
The music sucks, too.

Two epic Haikus...

Wow. LMAO!

 

[BeauBenken]

Two epic Haikus...

Wow. LMAO!

Whoa, son. Check the rules.
All posts must be a haiku.
Now please try again.

 

[DomeX2 eNVy]

Light turns dark quickly
Family, Country, N.D.
God Bless Andre Jones

 

[JadeBrecks]

Two epic Haikus...

Wow. LMAO!

Two epic Haikus
This is how he should have gone
Wow L M A O

 

[JadeBrecks]

Getting high on posts
really close to one thousand
man I need a life

 

[BeauBenken]

I'm whooping you, Jade.
I've passed over twelve-hundred.
I'm watching South Park.