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Irish#1 said:
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What Is the other type?
People are just odd... and I'll sign the MeToo movement on that concept only.
 
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NDdomer2 said:
umm the type who sit back and drink a beer? a corona just for giggles.
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ummm the type who have fun on internet message boards too, without being nutjobs... lol.
It's hard sometimes to show sarcasm without the font I guess... I get it.

I'm usually being sarcastic... Or just drunk.
 
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Circa said:
ummm the type who have fun on internet message boards too, without being nutjobs... lol.
It's hard sometimes to show sarcasm without the font I guess... I get it.

I'm usually being sarcastic... Or just drunk.
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both is always fun!
 
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Irish#1 said:
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Circa said:
What Is the other type?
People are just odd... and I'll sign the MeToo movement on that concept only.
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Here's another type.

My first snow storm living in Alabama, the governor declared a state of emergency 24 hours before the snow was to start. Expected accumulation was expected to be less than 1 inch.

Offices closed immediately. Co-workers told me, the new Yankee transplant, to go to the store and stock up on vittles. I thought they were ribbing me but stopped by the grocery store and the place was mobbed. Locusts emptying the shelves of everything. I picked up the usual stuff Northerners do for a storm, a loaf of bread, a half gallon of milk, some cans of soup, baked beans, cans of tuna fish, veggies like carrots, green beans, crackers, ... stuff that lasts if you don't need it right away.

Most of the people on line in front of me had two or three shopping carts overflowing with just about everything. Then I noticed the guy directly in front of me. Balding, about 5-10, beer belly, went around 250, 45 years old or so, wearing dirty jeans, a dirty white T shirt, with lots of stubble on his face. He had two carts each stacked with a quantity of a single item.

I started to snicker. Then laughed out loud. The woman behind me asked what was so funny. I whispered, "Check out the guy in front me" She whispered back, "Looks like he hasn't taken a shower in a week or two." I added, "Not him actually, check out his two carts." Slowly she started to snicker, then laughed out loud. "Why those two items, do you think", she asked. "I've been given serious thought to that. I'd guess it's either the first time his wife sent him to the store or, he's the caretaker at a girl's school or convent. And he's getting prepped for one miserable snowstorm."

In the first cart was nothing but beer, about 8 cases. The second cart was overflowing with jumbo boxes, of assorted sizes, of Kotex. No food, just beer and Kotex. He looked prepared.
 
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BGIF said:
Here's another type.

My first snow storm living in Alabama, the governor declared a state of emergency 24 hours before the snow was to start. Expected accumulation was expected to be less than 1 inch.

Offices closed immediately. Co-workers told me, the new Yankee transplant, to go to the store and stock up on vittles. I thought they were ribbing me but stopped by the grocery store and the place was mobbed. Locusts emptying the shelves of everything. I picked up the usual stuff Northerners do for a storm, a loaf of bread, a half gallon of milk, some cans of soup, baked beans, cans of tuna fish, veggies like carrots, green beans, crackers, ... stuff that lasts if you don't need it right away.

Most of the people on line in front of me had two or three shopping carts overflowing with just about everything. Then I noticed the guy directly in front of me. Balding, about 5-10, beer belly, went around 250, 45 years old or so, wearing dirty jeans, a dirty white T shirt, with lots of stubble on his face. He had two carts each stacked with a quantity of a single item.

I started to snicker. Then laughed out loud. The woman behind me asked what was so funny. I whispered, "Check out the guy in front me" She whispered back, "Looks like he hasn't taken a shower in a week or two." I added, "Not him actually, check out his two carts." Slowly she started to snicker, then laughed out loud. "Why those two items, do you think", she asked. "I've been given serious thought to that. I'd guess it's either the first time his wife sent him to the store or, he's the caretaker at a girl's school or convent. And he's getting prepped for one miserable snowstorm."

In the first cart was nothing but beer, about 8 cases. The second cart was overflowing with jumbo boxes, of assorted sizes, of Kotex. No food, just beer and Kotex. He looked prepared.
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I have all kinds of "Southern" snow stories. I still chuckle having lived down south for more than 20 years. On many occasions I've ended up being the neighborhood's grocery, beer, and whatever delivery man. I actually love it when we get snow that lasts for more than a day or two. I love to get out when the streets are empty and do my shopping sans the crowds.
 
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Whiskeyjack said:
You joke, but one side effect of the current TP shortage is lots of Americans buying and installing bidets on their toilets. Might be for the best.
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Seriously, this lack of toilet paper could be what pushes this country out of the dark ages when it comes to toilet practices. I'm talking legit bidets in every home. Japan currently has bidets in 81% of their homes, and a lot of them have other improvements like heated seats, deodorization, and novelties like music that will play to drown out the sound of you peeing and crapping (They found this to be more efficient than Japanese women flushing early to drown out the sound). Compared to Japan we're living in medieval times, and I'm not talking about the restaurant. You've never felt so clean after a crap, more people should install bidets.
 
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ulukinatme said:
Seriously, this lack of toilet paper could be what pushes this country out of the dark ages when it comes to toilet practices. I'm talking legit bidets in every home. Japan currently has bidets in 81% of their homes, and a lot of them have other improvements like heated seats, deodorization, and novelties like music that will play to drown out the sound of you peeing and crapping (They found this to be more efficient than Japanese women flushing early to drown out the sound). Compared to Japan we're living in medieval times, and I'm not talking about the restaurant. You've never felt so clean after a crap, more people should install bidets.
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The trees are starting to bloom, and I'll have leaves before too long. Not worried....
 
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I guess I’m too American,... after the bidet does it’s thing you still have to wipe/dry right???
 
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Whiskeyjack said:
You joke, but one side effect of the current TP shortage is lots of Americans buying and installing bidets on their toilets. Might be for the best.
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Hicks, rubes, get with it.

  • PREMIST- using incoming water supply, a misting of the toilet bowl is performed before each use to help prevent waste from adhering
  • Front and rear warm water cleanse with adjustable temperature and pressure settings
  • Self-cleaning wand. Wand is automatically cleaned inside and outside before and after use
  • Designed with heated seat, warm air dryer, and automatic air deodorizer for added comfort
  • Elongated front WASHLET bidet toilet seat with mounting and connection hardware included



When we upgraded the bathroom FIVE YEARS ago we added a Toto Washlet.


https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-SW2034-01-Electronic-Elongated/dp/B00UCIOWRM


... and you can have it by Monday, March 23rd, free shipping! Sooner then you'll find T.P.
 
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