Funny picture thread...

[ACamp1900]

Rolling Rock having some fun these days... another from their official twitter:

 

[Henges24]

Rolling Rock having some fun these days... another from their official twitter:

More strategic than Dany and Jon's plan.

 

[ulukinatme]

Rolling Rock having some fun these days... another from their official twitter:

Wait, this can't be a coincidence...Rolling Rock is sponsoring the Area 51 raid? There's someone connected to Rolling Rock that also has connections to Area 51, the Angry Video Game Nerd. Is he going to lead the charge?

 

[ACamp1900]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I'm glad you asked...

12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pussy in front of your older brother's friends.

It's suppose to be grape flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led the R&D team that day has never actually tasted anything grape in their life. You are already regretting this decision.

12:06 pm: You deep throat a cupcake like you've been saving it for the apocalypse because let's face it...that time is here. It's going to turn to liquid form before it even clears your throat but you don't care. All is right in the world at this moment. Hold on to that. You're about to enter a very dark period in your life.

12:37 pm: First sign of life. The pressure is growing. You already have 5 lbs of impacted shit in your colon and you basically just drank the "safe for humans" version of Drano. You feel a poop coming on finally. You think it's time. You're wrong. You get a little snake turd as a teaser.

Take note...this is the last semi-solid thing you will see leaving your body for the next 24 hours.

12:57 pm: That little science experiment you got cooking is about to reach it's boiling point. Your stomach is angry now. It hates you...you can feel it. You have exactly .3 seconds to make it to the nearest toilet but you can't run... NEVER run! You pray to god there is enough elasticity in your butthole to keep the gates closed 5 more steps as you start to preemptively undo your pants to save valuable time. Almost there. 3...2...1...

12:58 pm: Sweet Mary, mother of God...is this real life? Your cheeks barely hit the seat and all hell breaks loose. The shit/ water mixture you've just created comes out with such force that it actually sprays the back of the toilet bowl at a 45 degree angle thus deflecting it in every direction but down.

Is that blood?

False alarm.

That's just the remnants of a cherry pie you ate at Thanksgiving...when you were 5. The smell is horrid...the sound is frightening. You try to clench whats left of your asshole to soften the blow but it's not working. The whole house just heard your liquid shit fart as it gurgled out of your ass.

1:06 pm- 8:30 pm: Everything's a blur. You have shit out everything you have ever eaten since the day you were born, everything your ancestors have ever eaten since the early 1800's, and your asshole now feels like you have a flaming hot Cheeto and the tears of a thousand Jalapeno seeds stuck in it.

You're now curled up in the bathtub ugly crying because you have to remain within arm's reach of the toilet at all times. You have the poop sweats.

You meet Jesus.

8:37 pm: Your family will never be able to unsee the things they've seen in the last 8 hours.

You're broken.

Your asshole's broken.

Your spirit's broken.

Life as you know it will never be the same. But...tomorrow's a new day. You're going to wake up, throw on the only remaining pair of underwear you have that doesn't have a shit stain on it, and you're going to run up to Target with the last shred of dignity you have left...and buy yourself a new toilet brush. You've earned it.

-unknown

 

[ACamp1900]

Wait, this can't be a coincidence...Rolling Rock is sponsoring the Area 51 raid? There's someone connected to Rolling Rock that also has connections to Area 51, the Angry Video Game Nerd. Is he going to lead the charge?

Rolling Rock also put out this about three weeks ago, no joke:

"If you know, you know."

 

[ulukinatme]

Rolling Rock also put out this about three weeks ago, no joke:

"If you know, you know."

Psh, now they're just copying him. Unoriginal!

 

[ACamp1900]

I actually had some Rolling Rock last night of the first time in a LONG time... after drinking a ton of high end craft beer lately it was,.... well,... as one would expect.

 

[ulukinatme]

I'm not a beer drinker at all, my palette is very particular. It has to be vodka for me.

 

[ACamp1900]

I'm not a beer drinker at all, my palette is very particular. It has to be vodka for me.

 

[Irish#1]

 

[irishnd31]

I'm not a beer drinker at all, my palette is very particular. It has to be vodka for me.

Beer is for the poors and neck beards.

Rum. Now that's where it's at.

 

[Irish#1]

I actually had some Rolling Rock last night of the first time in a LONG time... after drinking a ton of high end craft beer lately it was,.... well,... as one would expect.

I'm not a beer drinker at all, my palette is very particular. It has to be vodka for me.

Beer is for the poors and neck beards.

Rum. Now that's where it's at.

Until you try Boons Farm, you don't know what you're missing.

 

[ACamp1900]

Until you try Boons Farm, you don't know what you're missing.

Is there a single American anywhere between the ages of 25-40 who wasn't conceived while at least one parent was drunk on Boons Farm?

 

[Irish#1]

Is there a single American anywhere between the ages of 25-40 who wasn't conceived while at least one parent was drunk on Boons Farm?

I had my share of it back in high school, but it was popular because it was cheap.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm not a beer drinker at all, my palette is very particular. It has to be vodka for me.

 

[Henges24]

Beer is for the poors and neck beards.

Rum. Now that's where it's at.

One of my favorite drinks, rum and Dr. Pepper. mmMmmmMMMMmm

 

[Irish2155]

I had my share of it back in high school, but it was popular because it was cheap.

The Japanese foreign exchange student back in HS always walked around parties double fisting bottles of Boons. He loved it.

 

[Valpodoc85]

Boon's farm- strawberry hill- in a wine skin. Is there anything more high school

 

[Bubbles]

One of my favorite drinks, rum and Dr. Pepper. mmMmmmMMMMmm

I actually really dislike rum as a mixed drink....but I went to a pirate bar and had some high end rums, straight.....delicious! I think one was a 18-20 year old....smokey, tons of character.

 

[ACamp1900]

Ulk has bitch tits confirmed,...

 

[calvegas04]

Beer is for the poors and neck beards.

Rum. Now that's where it's at.

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[Domina Nostra]

Beer is for the poors and neck beards.

Rum. Now that's where it's at.

Haha, invented by slaves from a sugar by-product.

Too sweet for me.

 

[irishnd31]

Haha, invented by slaves from a sugar by-product.

Too sweet for me.

Yeah but...it tastes good.

 

[irishnd31]

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Whatever neck beard. Go drink your pale ales and your nerd microbrews. I’ll stick with the drink of the pirates which was apparently created by slaves.

 

[ACamp1900]

 

[ACamp1900]

Whatever neck beard. Go drink your pale ales and your nerd microbrews. I’ll stick with the drink of the pirates which was apparently created by slaves.

It's 2019 bro, everything was apparently created by slaves... and only in America.

 

[Irish#1]

We finally have a choice.

 

[ACamp1900]

 

[Irish#1]

 

[Irish#1]