I was about 13 or so and I'm renovating a house with my old man who parks his truck at an awkward angle to make it easier to load/unload the tools. As we're leaving, he sees a note on the windshield wiper so he grabs it, takes a seat and is staring at it while he's trying to place the key into the ignition. He gets the truck started, hands the note to me and asks with a puzzled look on his face, "what the hell does this say?"
My old man isn't completely illiterate but English is his second language so he doesn't necessarily have a strong command of written language.
I glance down at the note, look back at him, look back down at the note and tell him "it's nothing". "What the hell do you mean nothing," he asks, "what does it say?" I look back at him with my shoulders half shrugged and tell him "if you fuck like you park, you'll never get it in."
He puts the truck in drive and pulls away while I'm laughing my ass off in the passenger seat.
