Dshans true identity revealed

peoriairish

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dshans said:
That was Bambi's contention. I've never had the opportunity to grow my hair as long as Willie's. I kept getting it cut in order to get jobs over Christmas and summer breaks. I also can't play guitar, write songs or sing for sh¡t.

I did wear my hair in a braid once – the day I graduated from ND. A woman I'd met two weeks earlier at the Kentucky Derby drove up from Lexington for the weekend and did the deed.

My father muttered "Is this my son or my daughter's graduation?" My mother had mixed feelings. Her comment was "At least you don't see all that damn hair looking at you from the front."

I wish I had Willie's money --- post IRS problems.
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Neither can Willie.
 
Irish Insanity

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dshans said:
I did wear my hair in a braid once – the day I graduated from ND. A woman I'd met two weeks earlier at the Kentucky Derby drove up from Lexington for the weekend and did the deed.
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:smilewink You are a pimp
 
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Oh, and by the way, BobD, I'd have chucked a blackboard eraser at his head to get his attention before demanding the chalk.

I had a biology teacher in high school do that to me when I was cracking wise to a lab mate. He was amazingly accurate from 30 feet.

On the other hand, that same teacher cut me some slack when I mangled the spelling of endoplasmic reticulum on a test. His rationale was that I'd just had my braces "tweaked" and was having trouble talking clearly.

On the whole a fair characterization.
 
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BGIF?

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