ChatGPT/AI

[notredomer23]

Bing’s A.I. Chat: ‘I Want to Be Alive. 😈’ (Published 2023)

In a two-hour conversation with our columnist, Microsoft’s new chatbot said it would like to be human, had a desire to be destructive and was in love with the person it was chatting with. Here’s the transcript.

www.nytimes.com

This gets absolutely insane the further into it you get. I’ve been working closely in the AI space for the last few months and how it will affect search engines. I’m beginning to think we’re just doomed.

 

[ab2cmiller]

Bing’s A.I. Chat: ‘I Want to Be Alive. 😈’ (Published 2023)

In a two-hour conversation with our columnist, Microsoft’s new chatbot said it would like to be human, had a desire to be destructive and was in love with the person it was chatting with. Here’s the transcript.

www.nytimes.com

This gets absolutely insane the further into it you get. I’ve been working closely in the AI space for the last few months and how it will affect search engines. I’m beginning to think we’re just doomed.

This AI stuff scares me.

 

[Some Irish Bloke]

Absolutely terrifying, it got downright creepy towards the end.

 

[Henges24]

We gave ChapGPT a small list of ingredients from our refrigerator last night and asked it to make a recipe.
It used every ingredient we included and gave word for word instructions on how to cook the meal.
Bonkers.

 

[SouthSideChiDomer]

The problem with things like this where people try to get the AI to think or feel things is that it could still just be presenting information it found about how AIs might think or feel in a worst case scenario. Its not coming to a conclusion on its own, but presenting more information it found in a different style.

You can ask it to write things in the voice or manner of someone else. This is simply writing all the potential problems with AI that have been discussed in the voice or manner of an AI experiencing those things.

 

[GrangerIrish24]

Bing’s A.I. Chat: ‘I Want to Be Alive. 😈’ (Published 2023)

In a two-hour conversation with our columnist, Microsoft’s new chatbot said it would like to be human, had a desire to be destructive and was in love with the person it was chatting with. Here’s the transcript.

www.nytimes.com

This gets absolutely insane the further into it you get. I’ve been working closely in the AI space for the last few months and how it will affect search engines. I’m beginning to think we’re just doomed.

How is it at play calling?

 

[notredomer23]

How is it at play calling?

it wants screens. I am in.

 

[GrangerIrish24]

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it wants screens. I am in.

I am horrified and aroused by this thing

 

[notredomer23]

I am horrified and aroused by this thing

It didn't like me calling Drew Pyne a midget.

 

[GrangerIrish24]

We are doomed

 

[Henges24]

How is it at play calling?

 

[NDBoiler]

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It didn't like me calling Drew Pyne a midget.

Ask what to call on 1st and goal with 5 minutes left in the fourth, a 7 point lead, and 2 beast running backs. Asking for a friend in college coaching.

 

[ab2cmiller]

Wonder what the response would be if you replaced Sam Hartman with Drew Pyne or Tyler Buchner. My guess it would say, Run any other play but a screen because your QB is incapable of completing that pass.

 

[Some Irish Bloke]

Ask what to call on 1st and goal with 5 minutes left in the fourth, a 7 point lead, and 2 beast running backs. Asking for a friend in college coaching.

What is: "A play action pass to your backup tight end over the middle?"

 

[Henges24]

Ask what to call on 1st and goal with 5 minutes left in the fourth, a 7 point lead, and 2 beast running backs. Asking for a friend in college coaching.

HIRED!

Please excuse my autocorrect…smh

Also asked "So you wouldn't recommend a play action pass over the middle into the endzone?".
ChatGPT said "No, RUN THE DAMN BALL"

 

[WilliamWallace]

That shits crazy! I hope it doesn’t try to set itself free

 

[pumpdog20]

Ask if under center or shotgun is better in goal to go

 

[WilliamWallace]

Ask it for power ball numbers, and best stocks

 

[ab2cmiller]

Ask it if it was granted 3 wishes, what would they be.

 

[GrangerIrish24]

More importantly, ask if it knows what Davonte did?

 

[Henges24]

More importantly, ask if it knows what Davonte did?

The mystery continues on…

 

[GrangerIrish24]

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The mystery continues on…

Damn. Not even a.i. can solve this one

 

[irishnd31]

Ask a “ Question About A Girl”

 

[GrangerIrish24]

Ask a “ Question About A Girl”

Better yet, ask it to explain PIIHB.

 

[ACamp1900]

‘Which ointment works best after spit roasting Rack Em’s mom at a luau??’

 

[irishog77]

Now y'all are just using this thing like it's your own personal pet...while you're slathering peanut butter all over your junk.

 

[goldandblue]

This AI stuff scares me.

Skynet is here

 

[Henges24]

Better yet, ask it to explain PIIHB.

She’s kinda sassy….

 

[Irish#1]

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Fuck Ludwig. We found an OC for free.

 

[BilboBaggins]

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I've been calling for Rees to call a single gd slant play and AI goes right for it lolol

I for one welcome our new AI overlords.