Bob "Pitbull" Diaco

[phgreek]

Where was everyone after the Navy game? I remember almost every soul calling for his job.

As far as a staff. Yes, these guys are kicking a$$ - is that any less than they promised?

The problem with 99.9% of all coaching staffs is that sooner or later they become, "Don't do as I do, do as I say." Not this one. I didn't stop liking them when things were dark, would still like them even if they missed on Lynch, Williams, or Tuitt, and am taking particular delight in the fact that our coaching staff is mentally and physically tougher than any other staff around.

How long will it be before all of the players follow?

...Well said

 

[phgreek]

The 'Play Like a Champion' sign slaps Bob Diaco for inspiration.


Bob Diaco then beats up the Play Like a Champion sign for slapping him.

The sign begs for more.

..Now thats funny

 

[rikkitikki08]

Bob Diaco can strangle you with a cordless phone

I about pissed myself just now....hilarious! +10000000000000

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Jesus called Diaco:

Jesus: What's up Bro?
Diaco: Not much.





May God continue to strike me...

 

[rikkitikki08]

Ok fellas i actually found 2 true facts about diaco

1. The Godfather once came to Bob Diaco and asked for a favor.

2. Bob Diaco took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.

 

[IrishAlum1997]

Diaco craps excellence.

 

[PLACforever]

"He's climbing in yo windows, (signing) yo people up, so you better hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband cause (They'll end up committing to Notre Dame)"
-Antoine Dodson' when asked about Bob Diaco being seen in Lincoln Park

PS - you can run and tell that, homeboy
#100

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

"He's climbing in yo windows, (signing) yo people up, so you better hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband cause (They'll end up committing to Notre Dame)"
-Antoine Dodson' when asked about Bob Diaco being seen in Lincoln Park

PS - you can run and tell that, homeboy
#100

Well done!

 

[Me2SouthBend]

Coffee has asked to be renamed. It will now be known as Diaco.

 

[Me2SouthBend]

Muhammad Ali calls Diaco "the Greatest".

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

the sun looks into bob diaco's eye and wished he had not
he also sits to close to the tv

 

[GoldenBoy3]

Bob Diaco once played russian roullette with a loaded gun........... AND WON!!!!

 

[GoldenBoy3]

Bob Diaco only played one game of baseball in his athletic career, in that game he went 4 for 3.

 

[PLACforever]

Well done!

"You don't have to come and commit, we looking for you, we gonna fiiind you. So you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that, DOMEboy, DOME DOME DOMEboy."

 

[Dizzyphil]

Black Holes cannot escape Bob Diaco....



Diz

 

[NDfanatic333]

Wilt Chamberlain regularly asked Bob Diaco for advice on how to get with the ladies.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

warning if bob diaco gives u a erection for more than three hours see BOB DIACO

 

[PLACforever]

warning if bob diaco gives u a erection for more than three hours see BOB DIACO

That one's a little weird

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

Did I ever tell you about the time Diaco took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally Diaco takes me to a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Diaco yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found em!’

 

[PLACforever]

"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

"He breastfeeds Jon Madden."

 

[PLACforever]

Friday notes: Tuitt, Diaco’s D, Recruiting and more | Inside the Irish

From the article above:
"When he’s not being compared favorably to Chuck Norris (by men) and Don Draper (by the ladies), Bob Diaco has turned into a closer on the recruiting trail, something I’ve been talking about since the opening days of Diaco’s tenure."

Nice to see Inside the Irish pays attention to our little site here... we like you too!

 

[GreatGolson]

Friday notes: Tuitt, Diaco’s D, Recruiting and more | Inside the Irish

From the article above:
"When he’s not being compared favorably to Chuck Norris (by men)

I'd like to take credit for beginning the "Chuckification" of Bob Diaco, although Bob probably planted the idea in my mind.

 

[DomeX2 eNVy]

Kate Moss is worried that Bob Diaco thinks her *** looks fat.

 

[Old Man Mike]

A UFO crashed north of Los Vegas and was taken by the Air Force Intelligence Angeldust Corps to Area 51. The base went to full alert with MAXSEC. The occupant was 9'8" 865lbs. and ran a 4.2 forty. Diaco mysteriously appeared within the base at 4:30am and signed him after first deciphering the language which scholars from the University of Chicago were in failure mode on.

Sadly for ND, news just in states that his ET buddies showed up and rescued their pal and are on their way to Alpha Centauri. Diaco has booked the next shuttle.

 

[PLACforever]

A UFO crashed north of Los Vegas and was taken by the Air Force Intelligence Angeldust Corps to Area 51. The base went to full alert with MAXSEC. The occupant was 9'8" 865lbs. and ran a 4.2 forty. Diaco mysteriously appeared within the base at 4:30am and signed him after first deciphering the language which scholars from the University of Chicago were in failure mode on.

Sadly for ND, news just in states that his ET buddies showed up and rescued their pal and are on their way to Alpha Centauri. Diaco has booked the next shuttle.

^hahahah, awesome

 

[IrishBlood81]

Bob made Eminem Afraid so he had rewrite it;

I am afraid when Diaco stands
Everybody fears his hand
He'll mash the roads together
cause storm or clear the weather
cold or warm ...



Also...what about cloning?!

 

[RyCo1983]

Also...what about cloning?!

Diaco is like the Highlander dude...
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

He's not able to be cloned...it would cause a rupture in the space time continuum and quite possibly could end our existence.

Kinda like on Ghostbusters, don't cross the streams.
but it worked with them...hmmm

 

[RyCo1983]

we can only hope he is immortal...

 

[Veer option]

When Diaco was born he highfived the doctor, and cut his own umbilical cord.....with his teeth.