Brittney Griner Declines Olympics/Griner Comes Out/Baylor Keeps Griner in Closet

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I believe. Happened to me once. When in Rome lol. And he was an attractive woman. Anyways, that's a good drunk story now.

She was lean, predatory. The C.E.O of a chain of adult novelty shops from Utah visiting Rome on holiday. They met at an Italian Gun Club where her body language screamed, "DO ME!" Six feet tall without the stilettos. Her legs went all the way to there. She looked like Brigette Nielson and he was determined to get closer than Axel Foley did. She had short blond hair which didn't cover a tattoo on the nape of her neck, "p-h-g-r-e-e-k" whatever that meant. Her passion for firing big weapons was quickly obvious to even the most casual observer, even L-cart ND-ana could not have missed the gist of that message. Well ... yeah, he could.

She suggested they fire a few rounds. They took adjacent stalls and emptied a few clips.
She got a jam in Smith & Wesson M&P 45 and asked for assistance. He noticed the Leprechaun icon on the rear of the slide. Weird, he thought. He vaguely recalled seeing thet image before, identical to this one, on a college football website. He quickly released there was no gun malfunction but a seductive, 'help me", come on.

Before he could say anything she grabbed his hand and led him to the dark corner of the firing line. She pressed him up against the wall, pressed her lips to his, and drove home a tongue that made him gag with its reach. So that's what a deep throat must be like, he thought. He had never been with such and aggressive woman. Didn't matter, he was already at Condition 1 - Cocked and Locked.

Her mini inched up with each grinding thrust but she didn't spread her legs. Sensing this was his play, he reached down and slide a hand up the inside of her thighs, the pressure gently spreading them for her. As he inched higher, he found she too was at ... Condition 1 - Cocked and Locked!

He froze then realized, when in Rome ...
 

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She was lean, predatory. The C.E.O of a chain of adult novelty shops from Utah visiting Rome on holiday. They met at an Italian Gun Club where her body language screamed, "DO ME!" Six feet tall without the stilettos. Her legs went all the way to there. She looked like Brigette Nielson and he was determined to get closer than Axel Foley did. She had short blond hair which didn't cover a tattoo on the nape of her neck, "p-h-g-r-e-e-k" whatever that meant. Her passion for firing big weapons was quickly obvious to even the most casual observer, even L-cart ND-ana could not have missed the gist of that message. Well ... yeah, he could.

She suggested they fire a few rounds. They took adjacent stalls and emptied a few clips.
She got a jam in Smith & Wesson M&P 45 and asked for assistance. He noticed the Leprechaun icon on the rear of the slide. Weird, he thought. He vaguely recalled seeing thet image before, identical to this one, on a college football website. He quickly released there was no gun malfunction but a seductive, 'help me", come on.

Before he could say anything she grabbed his hand and led him to the dark corner of the firing line. She pressed him up against the wall, pressed her lips to his, and drove home a tongue that made him gag with its reach. So that's what a deep throat must be like, he thought. He had never been with such and aggressive woman. Didn't matter, he was already at Condition 1 - Cocked and Locked.

Her mini inched up with each grinding thrust but she didn't spread her legs. Sensing this was his play, he reached down and slide a hand up the inside of her thighs, the pressure gently spreading them for her. As he inched higher, he found she too was at ... Condition 1 - Cocked and Locked!

He froze then realized, when in Rome ...

Oh god, but basically yeah. Very poetic way to put it.
 

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woooooooooow!!!! this whole thread has me crying...There's not much that you can do once you're in too deep lol
 

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She was lean, predatory. The C.E.O of a chain of adult novelty shops from Utah visiting Rome on holiday. They met at an Italian Gun Club where her body language screamed, "DO ME!" Six feet tall without the stilettos. Her legs went all the way to there. She looked like Brigette Nielson and he was determined to get closer than Axel Foley did. She had short blond hair which didn't cover a tattoo on the nape of her neck, "p-h-g-r-e-e-k" whatever that meant. Her passion for firing big weapons was quickly obvious to even the most casual observer, even L-cart ND-ana could not have missed the gist of that message. Well ... yeah, he could.

She suggested they fire a few rounds. They took adjacent stalls and emptied a few clips.
She got a jam in Smith & Wesson M&P 45 and asked for assistance. He noticed the Leprechaun icon on the rear of the slide. Weird, he thought. He vaguely recalled seeing thet image before, identical to this one, on a college football website. He quickly released there was no gun malfunction but a seductive, 'help me", come on.

Before he could say anything she grabbed his hand and led him to the dark corner of the firing line. She pressed him up against the wall, pressed her lips to his, and drove home a tongue that made him gag with its reach. So that's what a deep throat must be like, he thought. He had never been with such and aggressive woman. Didn't matter, he was already at Condition 1 - Cocked and Locked.

Her mini inched up with each grinding thrust but she didn't spread her legs. Sensing this was his play, he reached down and slide a hand up the inside of her thighs, the pressure gently spreading them for her. As he inched higher, he found she too was at ... Condition 1 - Cocked and Locked!

He froze then realized, when in Rome ...

I'm not sure if I should applaud, laugh, or run away in fear. lol
 

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BGIF when do you release your erotica novel to the public? lol

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I'm glad nobody has chimed in with the obligatory, "It moved," comment yet!


Although aubeirish would be the most likely suspect for it.
 

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What the heck is a "niggling" back injury? I have never heard that in my life.

And speaking of sexy pics...how about these?
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Austin Powers "that's a man baby" - YouTube
 

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So does this mean the Irish women won the 2012 WOMEN'S NC and Baylor won the coed division?
I said it in another thread we'd know for sure if s/he turned down the Olympics because of the gender test.
Guess he had to many balla on his bag

I remember when you said this in the other thread, and I thought to myself that this would indeed be telling. Now that she has refused to play I don't think there is any doubt that at least part of the reason is the test. I don't blame her one bit after reading this thread. I know it is in fun but I can't help but think what she has undoubtedly gone through in her very short life. Everything I have read about her says she has handled herself extremely well with one exception and even that was only after a girl tried to throw her to the ground. If I am not mistaken she and her father reported the illegal contact violations that Baylor had when recruiting her and sparked the investigation into at least the NCAA investigation into the women's program. That is admirable. I just say hey, remember she is a kid and can't help how she was created and she does have caring parents that are probably trying their best to shield her from painful commentary like a lot of this.
 

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What the heck is a "niggling" back injury? I have never heard that in my life.

...

That's because we live in a PC world today. It means minor, petty, bothersome unless you're Al Sharpton then it means photo op.
 
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I'm glad nobody has chimed in with the obligatory, "It moved," comment yet!


Although aubeirish would be the most likely suspect for it.

To be honest. It was probably one of the hottest ''girl'' I have ever met. There was no way I could have known. There was even no noticeable adam's apple. She had the voice and the body of a woman. Say she would have had the sex change operation I would have never known. We even got arrested by 2 policemen who tried to seduce her for about 20 minutes. She still looked good the next morning after the alcohol had pass. Though, I wasn't feeling very good the next morning... Yes, I spent the night. I was lost in Rome with little money left on me and the metro close. True Story. lol
 

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I remember when you said this in the other thread, and I thought to myself that this would indeed be telling. Now that she has refused to play I don't think there is any doubt that at least part of the reason is the test. I don't blame her one bit after reading this thread. I know it is in fun but I can't help but think what she has undoubtedly gone through in her very short life. Everything I have read about her says she has handled herself extremely well with one exception and even that was only after a girl tried to throw her to the ground. If I am not mistaken she and her father reported the illegal contact violations that Baylor had when recruiting her and sparked the investigation into at least the NCAA investigation into the women's program. That is admirable. I just say hey, remember she is a kid and can't help how she was created and she does have caring parents that are probably trying their best to shield her from painful commentary like a lot of this.

Wow. Very well put, and definitely makes me feel bad now.

* Please move thread to Leprechaun Lounge and re-title "So who's made out with a tranny?" stat!
 
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The only point of this picture is to point out that Skylar is gorgeous.

If Griner turns down the Olympics next time around then it's a red flag I can't ignore. This time around, she's got family issues etc that I can believe (trying to take the high road while positive repping all the funny jokes people are making).
 
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Just ask Anthony Davis if she's a man. I'm pretty sure there engaged.

Edit: nevermind she's on Espn right now talking about how she's a lesbian.
 
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Just ask Anthony Davis if she's a man. I'm pretty sure there engaged.

Edit: nevermind she's on Espn right now talking about how she's a lesbian.

LOL this post + edit is awesome... reminded me of this scene... RIP Chapelle's Show:

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