I love good quotes!

[NankerPhelge]

"Onward through the Fog." Mr. Natural on the label of the Power Hitter

 

[notredomer23]

"Some people go through life wondering if they have made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem." Ronald Reagan

"You don't have to see a good tackle. You can hear one." Rockne

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" Colonel Sanders

 

[NankerPhelge]

"I'm zippin' through the days at lighting speed
Plug in, flush out, and fight, and f**k and feed." Mick Jagger

 

[Riddickulous]

Go watch film or something, I'm practicing my golf swing. - Ty Willingham

I'm so proud to be working here at the US Ope-...er, Notre Dame. - Ty Willingham

He'll turn out okay. He's a terrible golfer, though, and that's the important thing. - Ty Willingham on Brady Quinn

 

[Old Man Mike]

"There are three kinds of people. People who make things happen. People who watch things happen. And people who say: What Just Happened?!!"

Astronaut James Lovell.

 

[notredomer23]

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those that are good at math, and those that aren't

 

[Rhode Irish]

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

-Abraham Lincoln

 

[Riddickulous]

I'm not Irish, I'm black. - Jonas Gray

 

[BGIF]

...

We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people.
Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.
George S. Patton

"There he goes, 'Ol Blood and Guts'.
Our blood; His guts.
G.I. under Patton

 

[Old Man Mike]

"If your eye is always on a star, you're bound to step in something on the road".

"A lot of folks ain't geniuses even after the fact."

"Life's a Mirror. He who finds fault in everything finds only hisself".

"Get your priorities right. Never buy a cheap rockin' chair nor a toilet seat".

"With some folks it's useless to make them a good meal. With a full mouthful they're still concentratin' on fillin' up the next fork."

"The one who takes in more than he gives out lives in his own sh!t."

"A lot of folks keep a close eye, and then race around bein' exceptionally normal".

"Nobody can stop you from buildin' in that holler, but the crick will surely rise."

"Every man has an idea which will not work."

"You tend to smell like what you roll in."



Some of the Mountaineer Wisdom of the West Virginia philosopher, Mountain William.

 

[Rhode Irish]

"If your eye is always on a star, you're bound to step in something on the road".

"A lot of folks ain't geniuses even after the fact."

"Life's a Mirror. He who finds fault in everything finds only hisself".

"Get your priorities right. Never buy a cheap rockin' chair nor a toilet seat".

"With some folks it's useless to make them a good meal. With a full mouthful they're still concentratin' on fillin' up the next fork."

"The one who takes in more than he gives out lives in his own sh!t."

"A lot of folks keep a close eye, and then race around bein' exceptionally normal".

"Nobody can stop you from buildin' in that holler, but the crick will surely rise."

"Every man has an idea which will not work."

"You tend to smell like what you roll in."



Some of the Mountaineer Wisdom of the West Virginia philosopher, Mountain William.

I really like the two I bolded.

 

[notredomer23]

Riddickulous is absolutely owning this thread. Every post i have literally LOL'd at

 

[Riddickulous]

My time at Bedrock High School really prepared me for the head coaching job at Michigan. - Brady Hoke

 

[Carlyle Javar Holiday]

I love good quotes!

-Bob D

 

[BeauBenken]

‎"Those who are smart enough to lead are too smart to be politicians."

"If voting actually changed anything, they would have made it illegal by now."

“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.” - Marcus Aurelius

 

[Rhode Irish]

Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

- Ben Franklin

 

[irishog77]

"I love you like a love song."

-Selena Gomez

 

[Rhode Irish]

"I love you like a love song."

-Selena Gomez

DEEP.

 

[irishog77]

DEEP.

This is why she is the muse and voice of not only this generation, but many generations to come.

 

[BobD]

"It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning." ~Henry Ford

Henry Ford July 30, 1863 - April 7, 1947

Due to current events, My guess is nobody believed him.

 

[IrishRugger]

That is what I love about high school girls; I get older, they stay the same age!!! Dazed and Confused

W.I.N. - What's Important Now
Lou Holtz

You are not born a winner or loser. You decide which one to be.
Lou Holtz

Be smart when you are being stupid.
My dad before I went out to have fun in high school.

Don't suck.
My last words before my high school rugby team takes the field before each game.

 

[palinurus]

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway

 

[irishtrain]

Just heard a Lou Holtz quote today-He said- 'I never learned anything while I was talking but I learned alot while I was listening'.

 

[anarin]

To quote the late great Colonel Sanders

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"

 

[NDinFL]

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

-Mark Twain

 

[NDFANnSouthWest]

"Pressure. It changes everything. Pressure. Some people, you squeeze them, they focus. Others fold."

 

[NDFANnSouthWest]

"you have two ears and one mouth, listen twice as much as you speak."

 

[BeauBenken]

"If ya ain't first, you're last." - Ricky Bobby

"Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you." -Michelle (from Tommy Boy)

"He could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves!" - Richard (from Tommy Boy)

"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ***, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it." Tommy (from, you guessed it, Tommy Boy)

"Let's say the average person uses ten percent of their brain. How much do you use? One and a half percent. The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin." - Richard (from Tommy Boy)

"I make car parts for the American working man because that's who I am and that's who I care about...Truth is, I make car parts for the American working man because I'm a hell of a salesman and he doesn't know any better." - Ray Zalinsky (The Auto-parts King, from Tommy Boy)

"But I'm going to be honest with you. I don't like you, probably never will. You're a smug unhappy little man and you treat people like they were idiots." - Mr. Brady (from Tommy Boy)

"What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." - Ray Zalinsky (The Auto-parts King, from Tommy Boy)

 

[Rhode Irish]

Have we switched to funny things our crazy gym teachers said?

 

[BobD]

"Do just once what others say you cannot do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again." ~James Cook