Breaking (Lawsuit Against ND)

wizards8507

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

"...convinced him to convert to Catholicism against his will."

Fuck lawyers.
 

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There's no mention of the daughter being under 18 or that money / favors were exchanged with the players & Jane Doe Jr. for the sexual relations.

I can unsubscribe now, right?
 

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Shouldn't the white players on the team file a real racial discrimination, class action lawsuit?
 

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

"...convinced him to convert to Catholicism against his will."

Fuck lawyers.

The Breach of Contract claim is the most obnoxious to me. Obviously just throwing everything he can think of against the wall to see what sticks. So many scumbags in this profession.
 

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read the doc...so the person who filed should be a sophomore this year, correct?
 

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Reminds me of "The Negotiation" episode of The Office: This may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest, scheduled raise by threatening to withhold sex from a female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case when it inevitably goes to trial.
 

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If the allegations in the report are true, this is troubling. Obviously lends itself to jokes and disbelief, but there's a claim in there for sure.
 

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One of the partners in the firm won't have season tickets next year.

Lots of Crusaders at that firm. Me makes sad by dat.
 

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Methinks the plaintiff was popping the daughter and mom found out about it. When mom goes postal, the plaintiff files a suit blaming mom for orchestrating the whole thing.
 

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If the allegations in the report are true, this is troubling. Obviously lends itself to jokes and disbelief, but there's a claim in there for sure.
By what mechanism, exactly, does a mom force a male college student to have sex with her daughter against his will? Not some legal textbook theory, but a way in which that hypothetical actually plays out in the real world?

If some woman seduces me and I cheat on my wife, I don't get to sue her if I regret it later.
 

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If the allegations in the report are true, this is troubling. Obviously lends itself to jokes and disbelief, but there's a claim in there for sure.

The claims themselves are borderline unbelievable. But if they're true, he certainly has a claim against the tutor (though he's likely going to face a lot of skepticism about how much of it was actually coerced, given the gender reversal here). As for ND, everything will hinge on how much it "knew or should have known".
 

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Can we get someone to photoshop the Bad Luck Brian meme into "Bad Luck Brian Kelly"

"Team ranked in top 10. On College Gameday. Playing in prime time.

Sexual Assault case involving athletes surfaces day before game"
 

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mods, we allowed to guess who we think the plaintiff might be or is that off limits/private msg material?
 

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An ND player could put an end to this pretty quickly if indeed players are involved. I nominate KeiVarae Russell. "Yeah, I definitely hit that. Her momma too. 'Thias tried to coach me up on playing corner one day at practice and I was laughing so hard I just had to smash. Wasn't no harassment. I just thank God for the talent he gave me on the field and in the bed."
 

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Can we get someone to photoshop the Bad Luck Brian meme into "Bad Luck Brian Kelly"

"Team ranked in top 10. On College Gameday. Playing in prime time.

Sexual Assault case involving athletes surfaces day before game"

"15. Defendant Jane Roe has used her position and employment at the University of Notre Dame du Lac to engage in routine and targeted sexual activities against other similarly situated young, African-American, male students, including several academically coached members of the University's football and basketball teams."

That's literally the only allegation in the entire complaint that refers to the football team in anyway. It's not directly relevant to this guy's allegations either, so I wouldn't sweat its effect on the Temple game.
 

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mods, we allowed to guess who we think the plaintiff might be or is that off limits/private msg material?

There's no indication the anonymous plaintiff is one of our football players. In fact, one could read the line I quoted above as a negative inference that he's not.

Lucci and I initially thought this might be a disgruntled member of the Frozen Five angling for a payday, but the Complaint indicates that the plaintiff enrolled in 2014, which rules all of them out.

So no, you are not allowed to speculate on which football player it might be.
 

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is there a notre dame employee list that can be accessed?

Let's not start a witch hunt. The Frozen Five thread included some of that, and it didn't end well. If and when her identity becomes public, we'll obviously allow discussion about it here; but not until then.
 

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Don't worry, Desmond Howard will have discussion on it first thing tomorrow on GameDay.
 

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Another hint of BS in the document: It states that the student was at ND on an academic scholarship, which is a lie on its face. Notre Dame doesn't give academic scholarships. They're athletic or need-based, that's it.
 
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