The good news is the NFL may be able to clear this up. For the first time in its history, the league has begun testing, with supposedly much more exacting standards and calibrated gauges, football inflation levels pregame, postgame and even in select contests, at halftime. This should allow for an understanding on how weather and game conditions affect psi levels.
We might find out that footballs don't deflate much at all, which would suggest human involvement and be crushing for the Patriots. We might find out that they deflate more than anyone predicted, which would almost assuredly exonerate the Patriots and humiliate Goodell.
Unfortunately, no one is 100 percent certain if, or at least how and when, the public will find out what the NFL finds out.
"I don't know," Goodell said last week at the owners meetings when asked if the league would ever release the results.
On Monday, NFL spokesman Greg Aiello added context by suggesting the league hasn't decided what it will do with the results.
"We simply haven't focused yet on how the information will be distributed," Aiello told Yahoo Sports.
That the NFL should maintain all of its findings and then release the season-long data is the one truth that should be self-evident no matter where you stand on this story – guilty, innocent or bored to tears.