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Up until the late 20th century, telephones were hard wired and had cords. Some cords were so long they could reach the bathroom from the kitchen. And we liked it.

Yep! The first mobile phone was a dial telephone with a really long cord.
 

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Welcome back, appreciate the help. :)

Oh, shyte. I wuz gunna keep my yap shut to collect some vBucks.

Damn.

Forgot where I was. A Nostalgic/Senior Moment.

Farg you, Cali, you farging vCapitalist, vMoneyvMonger you!
 

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Vcharity... That's what this is!

But you are far from "deserving" you blood sucking leech on the Box Turtle shell of society.



Make sense of that if you can. Your sunset approacheth! Power to the Peeples!!!
 

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Prevalent within death row inmates, a hands-free masturbation device made up of a dirty old sock, vaseline (or toothpaste, if not available) a toilet paper tube (if available), wedged firmly between a matress.
This?
 
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Prevalent within death row inmates, a hands-free masturbation device made up of a dirty old sock, vaseline (or toothpaste, if not available) a toilet paper tube (if available), wedged firmly between a matress.

Sounds fake. Attempting to use toothpaste as lube is a mistake no man ever makes more than once.
 

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But you are far from "deserving" you blood sucking leech on the Box Turtle shell of society.



Make sense of that if you can. Your sunset approacheth! Power to the Peeples!!!

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BobD

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Us if anyone sees what we've done in this thread,

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