Drunk ND student arrested for massage parlor B&E

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Apparently it wasn't for the affection he can't get on campus; he had the munchies. Feasted on Hot Pockets and Drumsticks ice cream cones.

According to FBN tonight when the cops found him the NEXT morning he hada BAC in the mid-teens.

He was charged with burlary, vandalism, and underage drinking.

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Student arrested following break-in // The Observer

Lesley Stevenson | Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Police arrested Notre Dame freshman Brian McCurren early Sunday morning for allegedly breaking into and vandalizing a South Bend wellness facility, Therapeutic Indulgence, Saturday night, according to a WSBT report and McCurren’s attorney Stan Wruble.

“It would be premature to [comment] at this time since the investigation is ongoing,” Wruble, an adjunct law professor at Notre Dame, said in an email to The Observer on Monday night. “…I can confirm that Brian was arrested Sunday and released from the county jail late this afternoon.

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The police went upstairs and they found the guy in the kitchen passed out where he was surrounded by Hot Pockets and Drumstick ice cream.

“He had gotten into our freezer and just had a heyday. He was apparently very hungry. There was a frozen dinner in the oven that was burning and the smoke detector was going off.”

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“He eventually got into the house because he tried all of our entrances and couldn’t get through,” she said. “Our Jefferson Boulevard entrance — he took a 100 pound concrete flower pot, threw it trough the glass door and entered our enclosed porch.

“There’s a second door, and we lock that, so he couldn’t get through the second door. He decided to take a hammer and beat his way through the wall, an interior wall to get into the place, so that whole wall is just completely obliterated.”

Miller said the intruder sprayed a fire extinguisher throughout the building but left the business’s valuables unmoved.

“He didn’t damage anything as far as our computers; he didn’t try to get our money,” she said. “Our desk is completely untouched. Basically it was like a rampage. He went on a destructive rampage.”


Perhaps he has a future with ESPN ...

My bad he DIDN'T take any money or valuables.
 
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"The mans' a menace!"
-Judge Schmalz
LOL

ps what the hell is "Drumstick ice cream"
 

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"The mans' a menace!"
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LOL

ps what the hell is "Drumstick ice cream"

Have you not lived?

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This is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard. I hope the kid has to pay the massage parlor for damages and lost business.
 

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" He decided to take a hammer and beat his way through the wall, an interior wall to get into the place, so that whole wall is just completely obliterated.”


Sounds like he watches a lot of the DIY network.
 

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Apparently it wasn't for the affection he can't get on campus; he had the munchies. Feasted on Hot Pockets and Drumsticks ice cream cones.

According to FBN tonight when the cops found him the NEXT morning he hada BAC in the mid-teens.

Never mind a BAC reading, his blood sugars musta been through the roof after that feast
 

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This is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard. I hope the kid has to pay the massage parlor for damages and lost business....

.....and the food he ate, obviously. Can't let him skate on that part. Sounds like he ate around $30 worth of grub if you include the pizza he left in the over for hours.
 
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With him beating a hole through a wall the one thing you cant do is question his determination
 

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if Notre Dame had an on-campus Denny's then none of this would have happened and a young man's life could have been saved
 
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