I love good quotes!

[Bogtrotter07]

"At Bishop Hayes High School, George Carlin only lasted two years, they didn't know what to do with him. Anyone who really knew him from the start understood that. But every student that met him, remembers him. Now, he is listed among notable graduates, along with Regis Philbin and Martin Scorsese, only they follow it with "did not graduate" in parenthesis. George changed us."

Bogtrotter, Sr.

High school classmate, UND graduate.

 

[Monk]

"She ain't a beauty but hey she's alright" -Bruce Springsteen

 

[Black Irish]

"Between two evils I always take the one I haven't tried before."

Mae West

 

[ulukinatme]

"You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him."

"Don't tell your problems to people: eighty percent don't care; and the other twenty percent are glad you have them."

"No one has ever drowned in sweat."

"Life is 10 percent what happens to you and 90 percent how you respond to it."

"If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today."

-Lou

 

[ACamp1900]

"You keep your money coming and we'll feed you cheap corn bread... those grits keep flowin baby... yet you look down at us like we're the simple ones."-- some guy who is wiser than you'd think.

 

[connor_in]

Shakespeare Quick Quotes:

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

- Hamlet (1.5.167-8), Hamlet to Horatio

 

[Irishokie]

"Where's all the white women at?" -Blazing Saddles

 

[Black Irish]

There are probably more annoying things than being hectored about African development by a wealthy Irish rock star in a cowboy hat, but I can't think of one at the moment.
Paul Theroux

 

[dshans]

"Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars, etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish, and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons."

-Douglas Adams

 

[Jebediah Springfield]

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.

Ben Franklin


Who is wise? He that learns from everyone.

Who is powerful? He that governs his passions.

Who is rich? He that is content

Who is that? NO ONE

Ben Franklin

 

[BGIF]

Don't regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many.

Frank Marcone

 

[BobD]

“A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for.”


― William G.T. Shedd

 

[BGIF]

"I Will Not Yell In Class, I Will Not Throw Things, I Will Not Tease The Other Kids, I Am The Teacher, I Am The Teacher!"

 

[MJ12666]

"Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude."

Thomas Jefferson

 

[Irish#1]

He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother.

 

[Irish#1]

Never run when you can walk.

 

[dshans]

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[Irishokie]

"Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on." Blow

 

[dublinirish]

For the weekend that is in it:

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

- George Bernard Shaw

 

[Irish#1]

"She has more issues then a magazine stand." Anonymous

 

[Black Irish]

You gotta try your luck at least once a day, because you could be going around lucky all day and not even know it.
Jimmy Dean

 

[Black Irish]

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
Shane Leslie

 

[ACamp1900]

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

-- Tug McGraw

 

[Old Man Mike]

"If you keep your eye always on a star, you're bound to step in sumpthin' in the road."

"No matter how pretty the skunk, you just got to walk the other way."

"Some folks think they get smart jist talkin' to themselves."

Mountain William

 

[Bogtrotter07]

"If you keep your eye always on a star, you're bound to step in sumpthin' in the road."

"No matter how pretty the skunk, you just got to walk the other way."

"Some folks think they get smart jist talkin' to themselves."

Mountain William

Wish I understood this one before!

Genius is no more than childhood recaptured at will, childhood equipped now with man's physical means to express itself, and with the analytical mind that enables it to bring order into the sum of experience, involuntarily amassed.
Charles Baudelaire

It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.
Charles Baudelaire

 

[Black Irish]

"You can have anything you want, but you can't have everything you want."

Something I overheard the other day

 

[BobD]

 

[Bogtrotter07]

Now where did I put that lantern?
Mrs. O'Leary

Dogs are for life, not just for Christmas... Turkeys on the other hand...
First Pilgrim

If everything was supposed to happen, nothing would happen
Former Philosophy Major

Time heals all wounds and in an ironic twist time also wounds all heals.
Sigmund Fraud

When someone you are dating asks you to stay friends after a break-up is like a kidnapper saying to stay in touch after he releases you.
Dr. Ruthless

Laughter is the best medicine. But if you're laughing without any reason whatsoever, you need medicine.
Dr. Joyce Bothers

True friends do not judge each other, they judge people together.
My ex-wife and mother-in-law

They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.
My son

Good girls are found in every corner of earth. But unfortunately earth is round.
Anurag Prakash Ray

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

" Where are you right now, exactly? "
" Mubi, you don't care about my vehicle! "
Coworker talking to Nissan warranty department. Funniest thing I have heard in a long time.
Told the guy at local dealership " I think your lying to me. Don't make me come down and rough Yall up."

 

[BobD]

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