OSU Freshman Wins Date with Lisa Ann via ESPN Sign

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gkIrish said:
She's infamous for her resemblance to Sarah Palin and portrayal of her in certain videos.

I'll go ahead and ask what everyone is thinking...

Do you think they did the dirty?
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Just so he'd remember it, I'll bet she at least grabbed a handful when she kissed him goodnight!
 
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Irish#1 said:
And I bet he doesn't have a problem getting laid now.
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Girls at Okie State are probably a different breed than those I met at ND, but mentioning, "Hey baby, did you know I went on a date with a 40+ year old porn star?" wouldn't have helped my game any in South Bend.
 
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Whiskeyjack said:
Girls at Okie State are probably a different breed than those I met at ND, but mentioning, "Hey baby, did you know I went on a date with a 40+ year old porn star?" wouldn't have helped my game any in South Bend.
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But what if you were to go to South Bend now and say "Hey babay, I AM a 40 year old porn star." ??
 
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ACamp1900 said:
But what if you were to go to South Bend now and say "Hey babay, I AM a 40 year old porn star." ??
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I don't think Lisa Ann would have trouble finding willing partners anywhere, least of all on a campus with 5.5k sexually frustrated young men. But Ron Jeremy might strike out.
 
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PANDFAN said:
how about it!!!!!!!..i see why they were afraid HD porn was going to ruin the industry...get these women some proactive
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As one of my good friends once said to me after he got rejected for a dance with a girl, "She had the nerve to reject me? Bitch, I look better than you do naturally. If it wasn't for make up, you wouldn't be shit, with your bad skin."
 
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Whiskeyjack said:
I don't think Lisa Ann would have trouble finding willing partners anywhere, least of all on a campus with 5.5k sexually frustrated young men. But Ron Jeremy might strike out.
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He would definitely strike out! I saw him at the Tropicana in Vegas a couple of years back. Dude looks like a straight predator. Maybe one jersey chaser would give him play just for the story.
 
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SaltyND24 said:
He would definitely strike out! I saw him at the Tropicana in Vegas a couple of years back. Dude looks like a straight predator. Maybe one jersey chaser would give him play just for the story.
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He was a bad example. Who's the male equivalent of Lisa Ann? Peter North? Point being, a 40yo male porn star would not have an easy time at ND.
 
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Whiskeyjack said:
He was a bad example. Who's the male equivalent of Lisa Ann? Peter North? Point being, a 40yo male porn star would not have an easy time at ND.
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Is Screech 40 yet? He had a porn career.


The actual answer to your question though is-- there isn't a male equivalent. Dudes find women of all ages attractive...especially if he can see her get banged and project that fantasy. Male porn stars? I don't think people care too much about them. They're more or less hired hands. Hell, much of the time, I don't think people even care if a male is in the scene.

I get your point though. I'm just not sure if many male porn actor, period, would have anywhere near the type of success ANY female porn actress would have, at any campus.
 
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irishog77 said:
Is Screech 40 yet? He had a porn career.


The actual answer to your question though is-- there isn't a male equivalent. Dudes find women of all ages attractive...especially if he can see her get banged and project that fantasy. Male porn stars? I don't think people care too much about them. They're more or less hired hands. Hell, much of the time, I don't think people even care if a male is in the scene.

I get your point though. I'm just not sure if many male porn actor, period, would have anywhere near the type of success ANY female porn actress would have, at any campus.
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I never noticed them before.
 
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Irish#1 said:
Stealing my grandsons.
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Lord, Lord, Lordy. Lord knows I harp on grammar on occasion (and trust me it's occasional) but are you stealing your grandsons – reprehensible – or stealing your grandson's plastic, interlocking blocks – understandable considering the possible reward.

Just a thought. Just a jibe. Just a grammar jag.
 
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