I'm Going To Win The Poweball Jackpot Tomorrow Night

[IrishInFl]

And you know what I'm going to do with $1 million of it?

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Actually if I won I would make sure IE gets together for a game. It's going to be great.

 

[greyhammer90]

I believe in you and support you in your endeavors.






Give me 1%.

 

[Buster Bluth]

Buy me a BMW when you win? Ehhh? I'd do the same for you!

 

[RyCo1983]

When I win, I'll be buying one of those new luxury boxes they are putting in if they expand the stadium....We'll also have a condo in South Bend...and you'll all be welcome to come by for drinks and watch the games in my luxury box.

Maybe I'll buy one of the bars in South Bend...

 

[Woneone]

Our first child is due on Sunday. I made the mistake of bringing up the hypothetical, "If we win the Powerball Saturday night, and you don't start labor until Monday, which should I do? Pick up the money or wait for the kid?"

 

[Jebediah Springfield]

I dropped $500 I know I'm going to win

 

[Whiskeyjack]

And you know what I'm going to do with $1 million of it?

I'd like to see the pair of escorts that cost $500k each.

 

[RyCo1983]

I'd like to see the pair of escorts that cost $500k each.

I'll take 4 please.

 

[Irishnuke]

Could you please just pay off my credit card? I'll give you mad reps.

 

[rikkitikki08]

Ill buy the New York Knicks, simply so i can run them straight into the ground. KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

 

[RyCo1983]

Ill buy the New York Knicks, simply so i can run them straight into the ground. KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Didn't a couple people already do that?

 

[greyhammer90]

Didn't a couple people already do that?

 

[NDBoiler]

I'd consider getting a penis butler.

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[chicago51]

I'm in a group at work. So if we are splitting the winnings among the 9 of us in the managed care billing department. 1/9 of this powerball still nothing to scoff at.

 

[greyhammer90]

I'm in a group at work. So if we are splitting the winnings among the 9 of us in the managed care billing department. 1/9 of this powerball still nothing to scoff at.

If it's not 100 million I CAN'T be bothered.

 

[connor_in]

I'm in a group at work. So if we are splitting the winnings among the 9 of us in the managed care billing department. 1/9 of this powerball still nothing to scoff at.

We got like 30 people

 

[Kak7304]

I have about $300,000 in student loan debt and any help would be greatly appreciated.

 

[tadman95]

I'm going to pick off the North Carolina MegaMillions tonight, $190,000,000. Then PoweBall tomorrow night.

Then I'll buy out the stadium for USC. Admission by IE tags only, travel paid of course.

Remaining seats, ND students, SEC cheerleaders, Chive girls with picture ID. All brewers get in free as long as they bring free samples, lots of them.

We'll take turns refereering.

 

[Kak7304]

I'm going to pick off the North Carolina MegaMillions tonight, $190,000,000. Then PoweBall tomorrow night.

Then I'll buy out the stadium for USC. Admission by IE tags only, travel paid of course.

Remaining seats, ND students, SEC cheerleaders, Chive girls with picture ID. All brewers get in free as long as they bring free samples, lots of them.

We'll take turns refereering.

I'm ok with this.

 

[greyhammer90]

I'm going to pick off the North Carolina MegaMillions tonight, $190,000,000. Then PoweBall tomorrow night.

Then I'll buy out the stadium for USC. Admission by IE tags only, travel paid of course.

Remaining seats, ND students, SEC cheerleaders, Chive girls with picture ID. All brewers get in free as long as they bring free samples, lots of them.

We'll take turns refereering.

This was very well done. I now know what I would do with my first 100 million check.

 

[Kak7304]

Goal #1, fill the gold seats with IE members.

 

[tadman95]

Goal #1, fill the gold seats with IE members.

IE members on the sidelines, we gotta coach'em up. Gold seats for SC cheerleaders, we gotta look up.

What happens in South Bend, stays in South Bend!

 

[Kak7304]

IE members on the sidelines, we gotta coach'em up. Gold seats for SC cheerleaders, we gotta look up.

What happens in South Bend, stays in South Bend!

After your two posts in this thread, I'm leaving the decision making up to you, even if I'm the one that wins.

 

[greyhammer90]

Does Across own NDNation? If not, I'd buy it and ban him. If he does own it, I'm not paying him anything.

 

[Junkhead]

I have the powerball won already. Money is evil though, so I'm going to bury it in a field.

 

[greyhammer90]

I have the powerball won already. Money is evil though, so I'm going to bury it in a field.

... I want to support your morals and will meet you in the field to help you bury the money. PM me the location.

 

[Junkhead]

... I want to support your morals and will meet you in the field to help you bury the money. PM me the location.

South Endzone in ND stadium. Crap, you said PM.

 

[greyhammer90]

South Endzone in ND stadium. Crap, you said PM.

 

[Junkhead]

Post of the year, I seriously lol'd!

 

[dshans]

Drat! I walked to my local corner store for milk and eggs today. It turns out that they stopped selling Powerball tickets two weeks ago.

I'm out, fellas. Sorry. No shansjunkets in the immediate future.