I'm Going To Win The Poweball Jackpot Tomorrow Night

[magogian]

And you know what I'm going to do with $1 million of it?

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Actually if I won I would make sure IE gets together for a game. It's going to be great.

Wow, who costs $500k?

 

[greyhammer90]

Wow, who costs $500k?

Depends. Is there a Z-job involved?

 

[chicago51]

Could you please just pay off my credit card? I'll give you mad reps.

It wouldn't hurt my feelings if you got to my student loans while your at it.

 

[BobD]

I walked into the gas station convenience store and asked the Indian man behind the counter for the winning Powerball ticket. He was kind enough to laugh like he'd never heard that before.