Bras = bad: now a scientific fact!

[In Lou I Trust]

A brilliant Frenchman has devoted the last 15 years of his life to fun bags and has determined that bras are bad. Free those sweater puppies, ladies!!!!!

A new French study claims bras don't work and may be doing breasts more harm than good.

The 15-year study published this week found wearing a bra does little to ease back pain and could actually cause increased sagging.

"Medically, physiologically, anatomically, breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity," the study’s author, University of Besançon Prof. Jean-Denis Rouillon, told The Local. "On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra."

Rouillon, a sports science expert, spent years measuring changes in the orientation of breasts in 130 women ages 18 to 35 for the study.

One woman who participated told France Info she hasn't worn a bra in two years and can "breathe more easily. I carry myself better and I have less back pain."

 

[peoriairish]

Does he need an intern?

 

[greyhammer90]

Rouillon, a sports science expert, spent years measuring changes in the orientation of breasts in 130 women ages 18 to 35 for the study.

I'm in the wrong field.

 

[tadman95]

Interesting. I may have to set-up a local study. Will keep you posted.

Mayberry Mammary Manipulation Management Corp.

( Contact the "tad" for investment possibilities.)

 

[peoriairish]

This study is useless without pictures...

 

[A Pac]

Give this man a freaking medal.

 

[irishog77]

How are man-boobs affected? Can Rick Ross let em all hang out?

 

[scUM Hater]

Study doesn't seem so great now.

 

[peoriairish]

Study doesn't seem so great now.

Meh, boobs are boobs. I'm still in.

 

[In Lou I Trust]

Man... all the truly important research is done in foreign countries:

STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.

A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.

The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."

She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger.

Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health - Daily Record

 

[greyhammer90]

Man... all the truly important research is done in foreign countries:



Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health - Daily Record

Well that settles it! To the Gentlemen's Club!

 

[dshans]

Have passport and tape measure; will travel.

 

[SaltyND24]

Definitely gonna run around saying, "Show me your titties, b*tch...It's a matter of life or death." (My Best Rick James/Dave Chappelle Voice)

 

[peoriairish]

Man... all the truly important research is done in foreign countries:



Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health - Daily Record

Looks like I'm gunna live forever!

 

[PraetorianND]

Hands down thread of the year. Book it!

 

[Ben E.]

I'm not buying it. Anyone that's ever seen a documentary on Africa know this is b.s. what's next from the frenchies? A study on retreating being a good thing?

 

[BobD]

We all know what happens if they don't wear their Victoria's Secrets

 

[BGIF]

Many a civil engineer has found the cantilever a wonderment.

 

[IndyIrishFan1]

And for your Friday viewing pleasure, here is a link to gallery after galley of woman from all over the globe agreeing with this doctor. Burn those bras ladies.

(Be cautious if viewing at work, or share with co-workers/boss)

Burn Bra : theCHIVE

 

[rikkitikki08]

So god may exist after all........beautiful article. We need to spread this to all the beautiful ladies between the ages of 20 to 30. IT MUST BE DONE, GOD WILLS IT!

 

[Black Irish]

Does the study have an addendum where it states that the braless woman should also wear sheer, white tee shirts and spend a lot of time near water sprinklers? It seems like the logical next step, if 80s comedies are any guide.

 

[PANDFAN]

LUCY AGREES