First World Problems

[phork]

I completely understand. Try some Tennessee Honey by Jack Daniels. Awesome stuff... somewhat alleviates that desire for the melted ice.

Moved apartments and the internet company won't be here till later in the week to hook up my new place. I now have to use my phone to surf the internet.

#firstworldproblems

I like me some American Honey from Wild Turkey. Put that in the freezer and it pours like honey and tastes so awesome.

 

[peoriairish]

I like me some American Honey from Wild Turkey. Put that in the freezer and it pours like honey and tastes so awesome.

You're not wrong, that stuff is great as well. I'm a big fan of any honey whiskey.

 

[DomerInHappyValley]

85 degrees out and the AC went out in my truck. Actually had to roll my windows down.

 

[ACamp1900]

My mexican has the night off and no one will bring me a margarita.

You give your Mexican days off????

 

[BobD]

My mexican has the night off and no one will bring me a margarita.

You give your Mexican days off????

I was wondering who started this, next they're gonna want paid time off. Thanks a lot phork.

 

[phork]

You're the bastards who gave women the right to vote. Now they drive and expect to be president.

 

[BobD]

You're the bastards who gave women the right to vote. Now they drive and expect to be president.

Haha! They think we really count their votes? We only let them drive, so we don't have to go to the grocery store or the mall, and Hillary is more manly than Bill, so technically he could be considered our first woman president.

 

[no.1IrishFan]

My Lexus has a flat tire and the shop won't have a new tire until tomorrow. I will now have to drive my new Harley to my private athletic club. My $22,000 motorcycle is NOT supposed to be a main form of transportation!

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

My Lexus has a flat tire and the shop won't have a new tire until tomorrow. I will now have to drive my new Harley to my private athletic club. My $22,000 motorcycle is NOT supposed to be a main form of transportation!

I'd be bent too.... That's nonsense. If you've got the means to purchase a Lexus, the least they can do is have a spare ready and waiting for you at the drop of a hat. Completely inconsiderate of those ba$tards. I hope they rot in hell.

 

[phork]

My son got turned away at ND because they were all full in his course of study.
Now he has to go to Michigan.

 

[BobD]

My Lexus has a flat tire and the shop won't have a new tire until tomorrow. I will now have to drive my new Harley to my private athletic club. My $22,000 motorcycle is NOT supposed to be a main form of transportation!

Thats what you get for buying a Toyota with lipstick put on it. : )

 

[Rack Em]

My son got turned away at ND because they were all full in his course of study.
Now he has to go to Michigan.

That's not funny. That's awful.

 

[RallySonsOfND]

It's Sunday... CHICKFILA IS CLOSED on Sunday!!!

THE. WORST.

 

[RallySonsOfND]

I'm living in New Zealand for 5 months, so I missed going on Spring Break to our beach condo in Florida for the first time in who knows how long.

#firstworldproblems

 

[greyhammer90]

I'm living in New Zealand for 5 months, so I missed going on Spring Break to our beach condo in Florida for the first time in who knows how long.

#firstworldproblems

Good luck making it in that hell hole.

 

[RallySonsOfND]

Good luck making it in that hell hole.

You don't know my pain! haha

 

[phork]

<Zuckerberg> MY stock price is $28. I have fallen off the worlds 40 richest people list and am now 41st..

If that ain't #firstworldproblems I don't what is. I feel for the bro.

Facebook’s Zuckerberg drops off top billionaires list - The Washington Post

 

[ACamp1900]

<Zuckerberg> MY stock price is $28. I have fallen off the worlds 40 richest people list and am now 41st..

If that ain't #firstworldproblems I don't what is. I feel for the bro.

Facebook’s Zuckerberg drops off top billionaires list - The Washington Post

sucks for him...

 

[RallySonsOfND]

The lounge chairs around the pool at our beachfront condo were replaced. I hate the new chairs.


#truestory

 

[NDPhilly]

My favorite team only went 12-1 this year.

 

[PLACforever]

My favorite team only went 12-1 this year.

Too soon, too soon.

 

[ickythump1225]

The water in my shower takes a few minutes to warm up.

The drive thru was slow the other day.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

I have Los Angeles Kings season tickets and with all the Saturday games on the new schedule, I won't have as many free weekends to go up to our vacation cabin in the mountains so I won't get as many ski days.

 

[GoIrish41]

I have Los Angeles Kings season tickets and with all the Saturday games on the new schedule, I won't have as many free weekends to go up to our vacation cabin in the mountains so I won't get as many ski days.

you poor bastard

 

[chicago51]

My service engine soon light came on today.

 

[Irish Houstonian]

I can't find any "low carb" options that actually have zero carbs...

 

[chicago51]

I can't find any "low carb" options that actually have zero carbs...

Why do people think carbs are so awful? Fruits and vegetables are all carbs.

 

[gkIrish]

Not enough nominations in the 2012 IE Awards #firstworldproblems

 

[Polish Leppy 22]

my toilet paper was too thin so I threw away the 12 pack, went out, and spent $2 more on the 12 pack that is more "comfortable."

 

[FLDomer]

my toilet paper was too thin so I threw away the 12 pack, went out, and spent $2 more on the 12 pack that is more "comfortable."

Thin toilet paper and getting that lil surprise when you realize its too thin...now that's rough!