Your post is a joke.

[IrishinTN]

"That" escalated quickly....

 

[BobD]

 

[bmf175]

A Ranger, A Marine, and a Navy SEAL are sitting around a campfire telling old war stories.

The Marine starts off bragging about Iwo Jima, and how hes the most "gung-ho" of them all and so on, until the SEAL breaks in

The SEAL talks for a few minutes about how he's rolled outta boats, and captured entire battlecruisers, and rescued hostages and such, and the two start to get into an arguement over which of them is the best; SEALs or Marines...

All the while, the Ranger was just sitting there, listening, and stirring the fire.

-with his dick

 

[IrishSteelhead]

 

[IrishSteelhead]

 

[Bogtrotter07]

A Ranger, A Marine, and a Navy SEAL are sitting around a campfire telling old war stories.

The Marine starts off bragging about Iwo Jima, and how hes the most "gung-ho" of them all and so on, until the SEAL breaks in

The SEAL talks for a few minutes about how he's rolled outta boats, and captured entire battlecruisers, and rescued hostages and such, and the two start to get into an arguement over which of them is the best; SEALs or Marines...

All the while, the Ranger was just sitting there, listening, and stirring the fire.

-with his dick

Yeah, and?

 

[bmf175]

Yeah, and?

Its a joke. I thought it was funny. Did I offend your feminine nature? Did you not get it?

 

[Bogtrotter07]

Its a joke. I thought it was funny. Did I offend your feminine nature? Did you not get it?

No and No, but I got something else. It is an excuse for stubby guys to claim they have been stirring the fire too much . . .

What kind of idiot would do this?

Marines are taught to take care of their weapons and their guns.

PS: By the by, "argument" is spelled "argument." Maybe better spelling would make your jokes more gettable.

 

[koonja]

Some of these are really funny:

35 Ridiculously Dumb People Who Will Make You Feel Like A Genius

 

[Irish#1]

No and No, but I got something else. It is an excuse for stubby guys to claim they have been stirring the fire too much . . .

What kind of idiot would do this?

Marines are taught to take care of their weapons and their guns.

PS: By the by, "argument" is spelled "argument." Maybe better spelling would make your jokes more gettable.

Dshans is going to be pissed if he finds out you're trying to squeeze into his territory.

 

[ACamp1900]

Did I offend your feminine nature?

Almost certainly...

 

[koonja]

Some of these are really funny:

35 Ridiculously Dumb People Who Will Make You Feel Like A Genius

Bumping this. Personally I thought these were hilarious.

 

[dshans]

Dshans is going to be pissed if he finds out you're trying to squeeze into his territory.

Not at all. A grumpy grammarian's work is never done. I welcome help from any source.

<a href="http://s437.photobucket.com/user/dshans/media/dshanswork_zpsd0cb56bb.jpg.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://i437.photobucket.com/albums/qq93/dshans/dshanswork_zpsd0cb56bb.jpg" border="0" alt=" photo dshanswork_zpsd0cb56bb.jpg"/></a>

dshans at work.

 

[BobD]

 

[IrishSteelhead]

Bob, that's awesome. Just had to share that with a few people.

 

[dshans]

Is my hesitance to follow the link warranted? Remember, I may be a gristly and sarcastic old fart but I'm never sure, from day to day, just how strong my heart might be ...

 

[BobD]

Is my hesitance to follow the link warranted? Remember, I may be a gristly and sarcastic old fart but I'm never sure, from day to day, just how strong my heart might be ...

Oops, it's fixed now, so you don't need the link.

 

[Irish#1]

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is
now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,

but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns.� It was a play on words .


They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

This dyslexic man walks into a bra .

PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds..

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen.
Police say they have nothing to go on.

I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

 

[dshans]

I ate jelly doughnuts the entire time I read your post, Irish#1. It appears that I waisted my time.

 

[Black Irish]

Like the guy said at the Acropolis, "I just column like I see 'em."

 

[BobD]

I knew a cliff diver that was always on edge.

 

[Irish#1]

I ate jelly doughnuts the entire time I read your post, Irish#1. It appears that I waisted my time.

Touche'

 

[Black Irish]

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

"Puns are the lowest form of humor." Samuel Johnson

 

[Irish#1]

A termite walks into a pub and asks, "Hey, Is the bar tender here?"

 

[Irish Houstonian]

What did the leper say to the prostitute?


"Keep the tip".

 

[Cackalacky]

I've heard coach has a number of vehicles, but he really likes to ride his QB.

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

Mitch Hedberg was the man.

 

[ThePiombino]

My favorite comedian. RIP, Mitch.

 

[tko]

Mitch made me crack up man. What a shame. The world needs more people as funny as Mitch.

P.S. Matt should like Mitch as well and also commit to ND!

 

[Bogtrotter07]

If you knew Morris Code a tap dancer could drive you crazy . . .

A duck's opinion of me is influenced over whether or not I have bread . . .

A duck loves bread but does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That is the biggest joke on the duck ever!