"Would You Rather?" Game

[IrishinSyria]

I guess Chuck Yaeger. He seemed pretty diesel.


Would you rather be forced to use 56k dial-up modem for the rest of your life for all life activities involving a computer (including using IE at work)

or

the only alcoholic beverage you can have for the rest of you life is Olde English 800 24-ounce cans?

Olde english. Unlike the 56k dial-up, it will still get the job done.

 

[Veer option]

You are supposed to ask a "would you rather" question bud.

 

[ACamp1900]

I'm an American loving capitalist... better add some beef to that figure then we can talk... it'd take a lot of couch money to get me to sell ND down river...

say at least 1,010 dollars a month....

 

[hrc08]

Aahahahaha. Thanks guys. The boss and I have about 10 minutes left at work and you guys made them pretty damn funny.

Love the "bang a granny while looking at the super model" but all of these are great. LOL.

 

[IrishinSyria]

Would you rather

perform oral sex on Eva Mendes and get nothing else for the rest of the year

----or----

have sex with Snooki whenever you want for the year

 

[Veer option]

Would you rather

perform oral sex on Eva Mendes and get nothing else for the rest of the year

----or----

have sex with Snooki whenever you want for the year

Fixed*
Ill take the face full of Mendes and year of priesthood






Would you rather.....

Go on a perilous African safari

or

Go on a perilous journey down the Amazon

 

[IrishinSyria]

African Safari


Would you rather spend 12 hours with...

Jessica Biel or Anne Hathaway or Emma Watson.

 

[BeauBenken]

Hathaway is good looking but also has that crazy biotch look where she might kill me after...after that...I'd probably pick Emma just because my generation would know her better so it'd be easier to brag about

Would you rather...sleep with a woman so fat you couldn't find it and you'd be in danger of getting sucked up in her massive gut or kick a wall full of nails as hard as you possibly can to the point that theres at least one nail going through every toe in your foot? (yea, think about it...) bahaha

Just want to add that Eva Mendez is sooooo ridiculously hot...like I drool for her

 

[irishtrain]

Wait-let me get my cup on-I want that National Championship.

 

[Veer option]

Would you rather

Erin Andrews

or


Rachel Nichols

Couldn't find a more attractive picture of her Because this one looks like she just sharted.

 

[A Pac]

The reason you couldn't find a good picture of her is because one doesn't exist. One thing I will never understand is people' attraction to Rachel Nichols. She is hideous and her voice is annoying as hell. She and her horrible teeth need to go.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

give me andrews
would u rather give mike tyson a hand job and get to sleep with halle berry or let mike punch u in the face then get to sleep with halle berry?

 

[BeauBenken]

I'd rather have Mikey punch me and sleep with Halle Berry because I feel Mike might not leave me alone after the first option and that being with Halle would take that pain away

Would you rather have Keith Marshall sign or have Dorial Green-Beckham AND Ronald Darby sign but not get any running backs?

 

[TerryTate]

Marissa Miller

or

Alessanda Ambrosio

 

[NankerPhelge]

Would you rather:

a. Eat the rear-end out of a menstruating opossum, or

b. Be the featured guest singer over the P.A.of "Hail to the Victors" at the next ND/Michigan game?

 

[BeauBenken]

I'd be the guest singer...and then just sing the ND Victory March totally ignoring the Hail to the Victors music...

 

[Irish Man3]

Would you rather lose in the National Championship to Michigan in a year where your starting quarterback won the Heisman

or

Go 9-4 with a bowl loss to Miami in a season where Michigan went 0-12 but you had no players on the All-American team?

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

damn there both rough i guess i will take the first one! would u rather the first pick in the draft be from USC or UM?

 

[Irish Man3]

I think we've grown pretty accustomed to USC turning over high quality talent to the NFL so them having a number one pick wouldn't bother me.

Would you rather drink a melted fudge pop out of Fat Bastards cleavage

or

Spend a year with Doug Gottlieb? 24/7,365

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

damn,my one weakness fudge pops! would u rather eat a carrot out of charlie weis *** and him beat lsu in the bcs game or go 1-11 and beat UM?

 

[Old Man Mike]

I see you young folks haven't gotten life figured out yet; would you rather have a continual loving hot relationship with Jessica Alba, or have a continual loving hot relationship with Alyssa Milano? ... hmmm... where's the downside?? Yep, you got it now.

 

[WabashFalcon]

Alba. Hands down.

If you wife/significant other said that she would get a Brazilian only if you got your back waxed, would you do it?

This one happened to me yesterday. Guess what I said.

 

[TerryTate]

Marissa Miller

or

Alessanda Ambrosio

Whoa, WTF?

A bunch of dudes on a website, and none of you participate in this?

Pathetic. I'm ashamed to be affiliated.

 

[IrishinSyria]

Alessanda.

 

[nvirish]

Marissa all day

 

[Old Man Mike]

OMM says "O MM!"

 

[BeauBenken]

I'm pretty sure I said Marissa...

 

[IrishinSyria]

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reminds me of the part that starts around 1:36

And I have to disagree with y'all. I feel like taking a roll in the hay with Alessanda would be a lot like wrestling a tiger, in all the best ways possible. Just can't say the same thing for Marissa, despite her obvious beauty.