Which rumor about wooly is true?

[BobD]

Among many others, I've heard wooly hasn't been around because of a botched penile enlargement surgery? Is this true? What are you hearing?

 

[ACamp1900]

I thought he was a eunuch??

 

[pkt77242]

I thought he was a unich??

I believe that the proper spelling is eunuch.

 

[ACamp1900]

I believe that the proper spelling is eunuch.

Guess you would know.....

 

[BobD]

Now I've also heard that the penile enlargement was botched but semi-successful, leaving wooly with an enlarged but hideously deformed member that he sits around fondling all day.....hence his absence here.

 

[Irish YJ]

Complications from the HGHs used post surgery ended up causing elephantitis. Rumor has it he must push a shopping cart whereever he goes. Doctors are saying 2-3 weeks before there's enough shrinkage to allow him to reach the keyboard.

 

[gkIrish]

 

[dudesthisisthebest]

I heard that wooly actually is Gunner Kiel and that he's transferring because all the mean people on IE. Again just the rumor I heard.

 

[notredomer23]

I heard he is 7 feet tall, kills Englishmen by the hundreds, and shoots lightning bolts out his arse

 

[BobD]

I heard that wooly actually is Gunner Kiel and that he's transferring because all the mean people on IE. Again just the rumor I heard.

Gunner maybe, but wooly fears no poster, I hear he's an internet ninja.

Any other rumors out there?

 

[pkt77242]

I am hearing from sources that Wooly is really the carpet munching former Texas track coach and he/she has gone underground as everyone prepares for the demise of the University of Texas.

 

[ACamp1900]

I am hearing from sources that Wooly is really the carpet munching former Texas track coach and he/she has gone underground as everyone prepares for the demise of the University of Texas.

Seriously I heard he was a eunuch and was sworn to protect KPENN's ladyhood....

 

[scUM Hater]

I heard he went to University of Houston fan sites only now.

 

[Redbar]

I think he and JohnnyKillz were burning up the midnight pm's, turns out Wooly likes mullet's, they are vacationing together in Niagara, and I bet they'll both "coincidentally" be back soon.

 

[Grahambo]

Sources tell me he was last seen by an anonymous individual riding the Lightning Racer:

 

[GBdomer]

Helping Gunner pack up his dorm room

 

[scUM Hater]

Heard he has carpel tunnel due to too many hobbies involving using his hands.

 

[Jebediah Springfield]

I know what he is not doing

 

[tko]

I heard he washing NDinL.A.'s jock.

 

[GBdomer]

I heard he washing NDinL.A.'s jock.

hahahahhaha yes

 

[Irish YJ]

Breaking news out of Cali. Joined a cult and hanging out with Tom Cruise.

 

[BobD]

I heard he washing NDinL.A.'s jock.

Who would take on such a small task?

 

[scUM Hater]

Tom Cruise Quote:

"I LOVE WOOLY, I LOVE WOOLY."

And yes, Wooly is actually Oprah.

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

I heard he washing NDinL.A.'s jock.

Who would take on such a small task?

Pure magic, gentlemen...
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[phork]

Maybe Wooly == Gunner?

 

[DSully1995]

Maybe he finnaly turned into a brussel sprout with all those veggies

 

[NDinL.A.]

Who would take on such a small task?

Small task? Why do you think he's been gone for so long?

 

[WakeUpEchoes]

Small task? Why do you think he's been gone for so long?

LOLOL.

 

[dshans]

Small task? Why do you think he's been gone for so long?

Could this explain the shortage of 20 Mule Team Borax?

Whole lotta shakin' goin' on.

Ain't nobody's business but his own. It sure ain't nuna yers.

 

[NDinL.A.]

Ain't nobody's business but his own. It sure ain't nuna yers.

Da fuk????????? Did you quote the right guy? Where did I say or imply that I wanted to know his business?

LOL...weird post. But I guess I'm the weird one (or should I say 'putz' as you love to call me LOL) cause I never understand 95% of your posts unless they have to do with grammar. I'd put you on ignore (I've never done that before) but since you never post on football topics we'll pretty much avoid each other.

It'd be better for the site if we keep the peace...