Where's Dshans?

tadman95

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Where is this man?

During these times of plenty his voice is silent.

Have we lost our ability to entertain and disappoint at the same time?

Has our vocabulary reached such a supreme state he is no longer needed?

Do we not need this voice of mastery steering the IE ship?

Their must be sumpin' we can do good at to get his attention. I wuz thinkin we cud maybe not bee so weel behved to lure his'n natural need to keep us'n on the strait and narow.

Thoughts?
 

Rack Em

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Quick everyone make grammatically incorrect posts regarding weed in various threads. We'll "smoke" him out.
 

GO IRISH!!!

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I left some patchouli oil, a knit poncho, a framed picture of Jerry Garcia, and a pair of birkestocks on my front lawn. He'll show...
 

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I'm not certain, but I think I heard the voice of an old man saying, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." Was that you, dshans? Buddy?
 

Andy in Sactown

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dshans is lurking....
cue Sactown's picture.
Lurk a way dshans; lurk a way...

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GO IRISH!!!

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I see his name up on the front page...If we all stay really quiet, maybe he will say something.

***bows head in quiet reverence***
 

dshans

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dshans

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Or what about NDOM? Is all the winning scaring him away?

Maybe he's busy rehabbing his ankle boo-boo. Or fine tuning his off-road vehicle ... or fine tuning his oh-so-luscious lady friend. Who knows.

He may just be lost in the ozone again ...
 

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I knew you couldn't resist. Talk to the "pie".

I saved a piece for you. It's tasty with a typically light and flakey ("it's all in the lard") Aunt Bea crust. For future reference, I prefer a scoop of Cherry Garcia over vanilla.
 
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dshans

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We might have to go to Mt. Pilot for that but I'll buy!

Those Mt. Pilot-ites can be such big city snobs. What's the price per gallon of high test at Goober's? A shave and a haircut at Floyd's? Can Otis hook me up with a gallon or two of 'shine? Ellie Walker with a little coke?

Hell, I'll bring my own cane pole for a little fishin' at the pond. I'll worry about the worms when I get there.
 
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