What video game are you playing?

[woolybug25]

I desparately hope you make more money than me, considering you claim to have been a Notre Dame fan since 1982, seven years before I was born. Even if you're being cute and saying you were born an ND fan, that makes you at least 32. If you're 32 with an MBA and you're making less than someone four years out of school, you're doing something very wrong.

Since you brought it up, I also have a master's degree and I'll have two master's degrees before I'm 30. Nice try though.

I probably made more than you in my 20's too. The whole point is that you seem to believe that everyone that you grew up with were either cool then and a bum now, or a pokemon playing dork then and cool now.

Which are both false... especially the part about you being cool now...

 

[wizards8507]

I probably made more than you in my 20's too. The whole point is that you seem to believe that everyone that you grew up with were either cool then and a bum now, or a pokemon playing dork then and cool now.

Which are both false... especially the part about you being cool now...

Maybe you were all about the cheerleaders back in the day, but it's clear now that nothing gets you hard like I do.

 

[koonja]

While we're dick measuring, I'm 29 and about to finish my MBA, have worked for 2 fortune 15 companies, and live with 3 hot girls who pay the mortgage in the house that I own in Uptown minneapols next to Lake Calhoun.

And I came from a very poor family and never got a dollar towards any of it.

Now you guys know why I'm never mad, lol.

 

[woolybug25]

Maybe you were all about the cheerleaders back in the day, but it's clear now that nothing gets you hard like I do.

 

[woolybug25]

While we're dick measuring, I'm 29 and about to finish my MBA, have worked for 2 fortune 15 companies, and live with 3 hot girls who pay the mortgage in the house that I own I'm Uptown minneapols next to Lake Calhoun. Now you guys know why I'm never mad, lol.

You worked at Sprint and are afraid to fix anything on your first house (that you didn't buy until you were almost 30).

 

[koonja]

You worked at Sprint and are afraid to fix anything on your first house (that you didn't buy until you were almost 30).

Verizon, and I'm still getting the 50% off employee discount 2 months later, lol. Suck it long, and suck it hard haters.

 

[ulukinatme]

Wooly, why do you come to the video game threads if you just intend to hurl insults? Whiskey had to clean one of the other threads a few years ago for the same reason. The Pokemon craze was after my childhood, I don't get it, but I'm not going to criticize it because I probably would have played it when I was that age too. I had Super Mario Brothers, He-Man, and TMNT though.

 

[woolybug25]

Wooly, why do you come to the video game threads if you just intend to hurl insults? Whiskey had to clean one of the other threads a few years ago for the same reason. The Pokemon craze was after my childhood, I don't get it, but I'm not going to criticize it because I probably would have played it when I was that age too. I had Super Mario Brothers, He-Man, and TMNT though.

Relax Uluk, I'm only hurling insults at Wiz and Koon... and they both clearly deserve it.

 

[koonja]

Relax Uluk, I'm only hurling insults at Wiz and Koon... and they both clearly deserve it.

Yes, because I'm always so offensive, lol.

 

[woolybug25]

Yes, because I'm always so offensive, lol.

Your entire existence is offensive. You don't say offensive things, just ridiculously stupid things.

 

[koonja]

Your entire existence is offensive. You don't say offensive things, just ridiculously stupid things.

Well good thing I'm vbuck rich and hood rich and DGAF about anything you say, lol.

 

[gkIrish]

The insults are actually kind of entertaining both ways so I'm going to allow this....


....as long as you all acknowledge that my J.D. trumps all your stupid masters and MBAs and I make half of the total amount of my loans per year. #IHaveAlotofLoans

 

[woolybug25]

Well good thing I'm vbuck rich and hood rich and DGAF about anything you say, lol.

Btw, working for a "fortune 500" company doesn't mean anything. Literally nothing. It makes you sound like a chump. The greeter at Walmart and the burn out at the local Chevron both work for fortune 500 companies.

You also sit down when you pee.

 

[wizards8507]

The insults are actually kind of entertaining both ways so I'm going to allow this....


....as long as you all acknowledge that my J.D. trumps all your stupid masters and MBAs and I make half of the total amount of my loans per year. #IHaveAlotofLoans

That's okay, Koon probably has more loans than you do and he's not a lawyer, so no excuse.

Debt free is the way to be.

 

[koonja]

That's okay, Koon probably has more loans than you do and he's not a lawyer, so no excuse.

Debt free is the way to be.

Idk gk's situation, so I can't say, but my employers paid for 100% of my MBA so I doubt it.

 

[gkIrish]

Btw, working for a "fortune 500" company doesn't mean anything. Literally nothing. It makes you sound like a chump. The greeter at Walmart and the burn out at the local Chevron both work for fortune 500 companies.

You also sit down when you pee.

Hold on now. Some of us have really bad eyesight and need to occasionally utilize this method in the wee hours of the morning before we get our glasses or contacts on.

Asshole.

 

[gkIrish]

That's okay, Koon probably has more loans than you do and he's not a lawyer, so no excuse.

Debt free is the way to be.

Not a chance lol. I've never met anyone with more student loans than me.

 

[woolybug25]

Idk gk's situation, so I can't say, but my employers paid for 100% of my MBA so I doubt it.

You mean that you ripped off your employer for your MBA?

Hold on now. Some of us have really bad eyesight and need to occasionally utilize this method in the wee hours of the morning before we get our glasses or contacts on.

Asshole.

Rule of thumb: If you sit down to pee, make sure you at least try to poop. Fart... something...

The good lord gave us hoses for reason.

 

[koonja]

You mean that you ripped off your employer for your MBA?



Rule of thumb: If you sit down to pee, make sure you at least try to poop. Fart... something...

The good lord gave us hoses for reason.

Yeah who was that again? #OnToTheNextOne

 

[IrishInFl]

While we're dick measuring, I'm 29 and about to finish my MBA, have worked for 2 fortune 15 companies, and live with 3 hot girls who pay the mortgage in the house that I own in Uptown minneapols next to Lake Calhoun.

And I came from a very poor family and never got a dollar towards any of it.

Now you guys know why I'm never mad, lol.

What's your opinion of pedal pub? I keep hearing about it and know nothing about it.

 

[koonja]

What's your opinion of pedal pub? I keep hearing about it and know nothing about it.

I haven't been out. Literally only went to one bar so far because I've been busy AF with the new job and getting the house ready to go. The bar we went to was called 'The Loop', and it's apparently an Iowa Hawkeye bar. Walked in 10 minutes before the 57 yard, time expiring, game winning FG.

IDC about Iowa at all, but the scene as a college football fan was a 10/10 for that kick. Bar immediately broke out 'black and yellow' by Wiz, and cleared the floor immediately, dropped the lights, and the dance floor was on fire within 5 minutes.

Going out this weekend and having friends come over from Wisconsin for the Harry Potter pub crawl. 5K people confirmed going.

Do you live in Minneapolis? If so your name is misleading.

 

[wizards8507]

Going out this weekend and having friends come over from Wisconsin for the Harry Potter pub crawl.

Wooly?

 

[IrishLion]

I'm also debating on buying the Taken King, but I may grab Assassin's Creed and Tomb Raider when they drop instead, and sink a bunch of time into those right away.

If I play a game in which the lead character is female, does that make me a feminine nerd?

Wooly, please advise.

 

[koonja]

Wooly?

Nah, based on his knack to start drama I'm not sure he's even old enough to drink.

 

[wizards8507]

Nah, based on his knack to start drama I'm not sure he's even old enough to drink.

No I wasn't asking if he was visiting you, I was inviting him to opine on your Harry Potter pub crawl. That's the most appalling yuppie shit I've ever heard of.

 

[IrishInFl]

I haven't been out. Literally only went to one bar so far because I've been busy AF with the new job and getting the house ready to go. The bar we went to was called 'The Loop', and it's apparently an Iowa Hawkeye bar. Walked in 10 minutes before the 57 yard, time expiring, game winning FG.

IDC about Iowa at all, but the scene as a college football fan was a 10/10 for that kick. Bar immediately broke out 'black and yellow' by Wiz, and cleared the floor immediately, dropped the lights, and the dance floor was on fire within 5 minutes.

Going out this weekend and having friends come over from Wisconsin for the Harry Potter pub crawl. 5K people confirmed going.

Do you live in Minneapolis? If so your name is misleading.

Nope. I lived in Duluth the majority of my life, moved to Florida for family reasons. I love Minnesota and plan to move back permanently some day.

 

[IrishLion]

No I wasn't asking if he was visiting you, I was inviting him to opine on your Harry Potter pub crawl. That's the most appalling yuppie shit I've ever heard of.

Wait wait wait.

Playing Pokemon = Right on Brother

Harry Potter Themed Alcohol Adventure = Yuppie


That ain't make no sense.

 

[koonja]

No I wasn't asking if he was visiting you, I was inviting him to opine on your Harry Potter pub crawl. That's the most appalling yuppie shit I've ever heard of.

SMH, muggles. I'm a Harry Potter fan. I don't have posters up in my room, but I've read all of the books at least twice and have and love the movies.

Walking 5 minutes down the street and seeing 5,000 people dressed up for something like this isn't something I'd miss.

 

[koonja]

Nope. I lived in Duluth the majority of my life, moved to Florida for family reasons. I love Minnesota and plan to move back permanently some day.

Let me know when you're moving, maybe we can do a house swap. I love Minnesota, but I could do without the winters.

 

[wizards8507]

Wait wait wait.

Playing Pokemon = Right on Brother

Harry Potter Themed Alcohol Adventure = Yuppie


That ain't make no sense.

I guess I grew out of "themed alcohol adventures" about a week after my 21st birthday.