What Really Grinds Your Gears?

ACamp1900

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That typically requires showing ID and fingerprints, which in turn leaves a trail for the authorities.

I may have to take Bogs up on his offer.

If you are willing to end life and dump the body in acid, what prevents you from breaking into an industrial waste facility and just taking a barrel or two?? Just sayin.

(The topics we get on over here, geez)
 

Irish#1

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If you are willing to end life and dump the body in acid, what prevents you from breaking into an industrial waste facility and just taking a barrel or two?? Just sayin.

(The topics we get on over here, geez)

Security cameras man. First I have to steal a car so they don't recognize mine. Then I have to steal a license plate to use to put the cops off the trail. They I have to remember to wear two pair of latex gloves so I don't leave prints. The second pair is in case the first one gets punctured. Then I have to wear a disguise. I'll have to drive out of state and pay cash for the disguise. Then I have to make sure I throw away the receipt. And that doesn't even take into consideration the security system at the plant.

If you can't tell, I've been watching a lot of Investigation Discovery channel lately.
 

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people going 30 on the on ramp to a highway with 70 limit.

it is there for you to get up to the speed of traffic.
 
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Bogtrotter07

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Security cameras man. First I have to steal a car so they don't recognize mine. Then I have to steal a license plate to use to put the cops off the trail. They I have to remember to wear two pair of latex gloves so I don't leave prints. The second pair is in case the first one gets punctured. Then I have to wear a disguise. I'll have to drive out of state and pay cash for the disguise. Then I have to make sure I throw away the receipt. And that doesn't even take into consideration the security system at the plant.

If you can't tell, I've been watching a lot of Investigation Discovery channel lately.

Or you could just pay someone under the table, and when they deliver it, dump 'em in to test it first.

Yeah, like they weren't on some list(s) already!

Black.
 

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people going 30 on the on ramp to a highway with 70 limit.

it is there for you to get up to the speed of traffic.

I get behind someone like that almost every time I get on the highway.
 

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SIT DOWN!!!... We're trying to watch the game back here!

yeah. i nearly got thrown out for standing quietly...ok maybe not so quietly... during a night game vs USC. The usher asked if i wanted him to bring his manager down and i said yes. Damn south endzone.
 

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Today:

On our way back from Mexico, and we are now stuck in the ATL airport for the next 5 hours thanks to a delay. We won't get home until around 3 AM, and have to drive 4 hours tomorrow morning for Christmas with the in-laws. Tis the season!!!!!

*Lots of Bama players here decked out in their Sugar Bowl swag. My ND hat has received a mixed reaction of pity/disgust from them.
 

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Watching my bank account get lower and lower as I buy way too many gifts on top of Christmas shopping in general.
 

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Show me some sympathy dammit!"

Done.

In the spirit of the season ... Merry Christmas! All the best to you and yours.




(And my tongue is nowhere near my cheek [this time]. It's far too busy savoring and enjoying the Surly Coffee Blender my son gave me as an early stocking stuffer.)




Did I just inadvertently cross the steams of separate threads? Maybe I'll just call on Neutered to protect me from that giant marshmallow man while he fertilizes my lawn ...



Gozer Rulz!!!
 
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Irish#1

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Done.

In the spirit of the season ... Merry Christmas! All the best to you and yours.




(And my tongue is nowhere near my cheek [this time]. It's far too busy savoring and the Surly Coffee Blender my son gave me as an early stocking stuffer.)




Did I just inadvertently cross the steams of separate threads? Maybe I'll just cal on Neutered to protect me from that giant marshmallow man while he fertilizes my lawn ...



Gozer Rulz!!!

That part needs to be in the "What Greases Your Gears" thread. :curse:
 

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While watching football:

Touchdown
Commercial
Kickoff
Commercial

Shit pisses me off.
 

dshans

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While watching football:

Touchdown
Commercial
Kickoff
Commercial

Shit pisses me off.

All while paying a premium for the "privilege" of viewing the game on some cable or satellite channel.

Quite the business "model."

Add to this the blackout bullshit in light of the cost of attending the games "live" ...
 
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Calling second year players "freshmen." That's an academic distinction. If they've been on campus for more than a year, they aren't freshmen.
 

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I've undoubtedly said this before, but it pisses me off that "student athletes" are ranked by their football eligibility rather than their academic standing by by sports wags; be they print, broadcast, podcast, blog or internet poster wags.

A first year student is a freshman. A second year student a sophomore (wise-ass, if you will), a third year student a junior and a fourth year student a senior.

A graduate student is exactly that, be they first, second or tenth year.

As I recall, just before I entered college freshman were not eligible to compete in varsity sports. The concept of "redshirt" and "five for four" (or whatever the hell it's called) did not exist.

My point? To progress academically from freshman to sophomore, etc. one was expected to take and required to pass a specified number of credit hours. Part-time students were a different matter. The crux is this: when it comes to NCAA athletic eligibility the emphasis is on athlete rather than student.

Go figure. Follow the money ...
 

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Dropping 'greatest of all time' in fields or sports that haven't been in existence for more than a generation or two, like rap or UFC ... Get a half century under your belt at least....
 

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Dropping 'greatest of all time' in fields or sports that haven't been in existence for more than a generation or two, like rap or UFC ... Get a half century under your belt at least....

Greatest post in the history of this site.
 

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Going to the movies at midnight and having someone bring a newborn baby!

Not to mention absolutely drowning the place in the smell of the bowl you just smoked in your car.
 

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Not really a "Grind Your Gears" moment. More like a WTF!!! kind of thing.

Took my Mom out shopping today. Ever since she moved in with us, I take her out to the library, grocery store, mall, etc. on either Friday or Saturday.

Today, she wanted to stop at Wendy's to get their new Asian Cashew Chicken Salad. When we got to the drive through, I told the girl what we wanted. She informed me that Wendy's has placed a recall on the Asian Cashew Chicken because they apparently have nuts in them. I have no idea what tipped them off. They have signs all over the place advertising this thing, but they can't sell it.
 

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People who leave their shopping carts in the middle of the aisle of the grocery store and then walk over to another aisle and leave it there.
 

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Freezageddon.

Just when I thought it might be over (after an extended, sloppy melt and freeze cycle when I could actually see much of my yard) I got hit with 8 inches of snow.

It's forecast to be as warm as 70 on Wednesday!!!

Die, Freezageddon, DIE!
 
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Freezageddon.

Just when I thought it might be over (after an extended, sloppy melt and freeze cycle when I could actually see much of my yard) I got hit with 8 inches of snow.

It's forecast to be as warm as 70 on Wednesday!!!

Die, Freezageddon, DIE!

My sympathies.
 

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Freezageddon.

Just when I thought it might be over (after an extended, sloppy melt and freeze cycle when I could actually see much of my yard) I got hit with 8 inches of snow.

It's forecast to be as warm as 70 on Wednesday!!!

Die, Freezageddon, DIE!

I'm telling you, Mother Nature isn't going to let winter go away.
 
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