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[stonebreakerwasgod]

Spinner is a good sport, some of this stuff is grounds for banishment.

So pay up biatches.

 

[johnnd05]

Spinner smells like my kid's butt.

 

[mlcspinner]

Spinner smells like my kid's butt.

my farts smell like roses

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I hate to admit it, but I farted next to my sister in law, and she came. I mean......she came this close to throwing up.

 

[NDOM]

I hate to admit it, but I farted next to my sister in law, and she came. I mean......she came this close to throwing up.

Now thats friggen funny ass shit! Reps for you!

 

[IrishRamMan10]

hmmmm

( if this competitiion is not over).....


Dear Spinner,

Thanks for last night, it was great. You opened my eyes to a new world. I had no idea i was that flexible.

Love, Acamp (your sassy bearded teacher).

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I think I'm gonna hurl now.

 

[mlcspinner]

hmmmm

( if this competitiion is not over).....


Dear Spinner,

Thanks for last night, it was great. You opened my eyes to a new world. I had no idea i was that flexible.

Love, Acamp (your little Honey Buns).

sorry but Stoney is my honey buns

 

[IrishRamMan10]

changed it

 

[Junkhead]

This thread is weird. Not as weird as spinner though.

 

[daytonirish]

Well mI haven't known spinner to long . But I will tell you that I learned all my inteligence fromhim and would like to thank him for teaching me to be a smart person when I write 1 a thread with a response to what 1 of you members has said in the thread before I could answer. Thank You Spinner for learning me real good about how to rite and stuff.

 

[SoCalDomer]

sorry but Stoney is my honey buns

I know getting out of the family business might get me whacked, but having just heard that, I'm keeping all my options on the table.

How did this thread change from stoney to spinner anyway?

 

[mlcspinner]

I know getting out of the family business might get me whacked, but having just heard that, I'm keeping all my options on the table.

How did this thread change from stoney to spinner anyway?

Mods think they are Gods gift to IE

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Arent' we ?

 

[mlcspinner]

Arent' we ?

Ahhhh..... No

 

[johnnd05]

my farts smell like roses

After a couple of days of eating hummus and chicken soup, all I can say is ... my kid's butt doesn't.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Thanx for the odoriferous update.

 

[Irish93]

I never like to rip on a guy who makes a point of letting everyone he has large man boobs. It's not fair to kick a guy while he's down.

 

[SoCalDomer]

but I hear they're nice man boobs. they're real and they're spectacular.

 

[The Polish Irishman]

I'll kick a man while he is down, then spit on him and perchance pretend to help him up and then when he reaches for my hand, kick him again, but only this Spinner guy..Sorry I have a lot of pinned up anger

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Where's my 'ban' button ??

 

[johnnd05]

I hear Spinner was almost swayed by Oprah's endorsement of Obama, but Hillary's looks and charm still have him on her side.

 

[WalshND]

I hear Spinner was almost swayed by Oprah's endorsement of Obama, but Hillary's looks and charm still have him on her side.

He's a sucker for an ankeless, middleaged woman in a pants suit.

 

[The Polish Irishman]

Maybe he got T-Bagged by Hillary

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I'd let her and Pelosi make me sparkle. Now THAT is capital!

 

[Akron Irish]

Alright.... Here are the finalists. Who should win???

EightyDeuceVet Comment #10
NDOM Comment #15
notredomer23 Comment #23
ThePolishIrishman Comment #27
RammertheHammer Comment #36
Johnnd05 Comment #52

Thoughts?

 

[IrishRamMan10]

that Rammer guy no doubt.... the dudes a Riot

 

[SoCalDomer]

for those too lazy to re-read. you can either vote for me as a write in candidate or review these

Spinner and I where out late out night driving the back roads of rural Indiana, kicking back some cold frosty beers, and shooting the breeze about Irish football, when I notice that Spinner is really fidgeting in his seat, I mean he's climbing the walls.
Deuce: "Spin man, whats the matter, bro?"
Spinner: " Eighty, I really gotta use the bathroom bad." extreme panic in his voice
Deuce: "Hey no sweat bro I'll pull over and you can take a leak along side the car." Problem solved
Spinner: "No man, you don't get it, I have to take crap BAD!!! We gotta stop Eighty, I've got a turtle head poking out over here."
I stop the car a Spinner sprints into the cornfield we've driving along side. No sooner does he get to the corn than he turns around and runs back to the car.
I think to myself WTF???
Spinner: "Man I don't have anything to wipe with!!!"
Deuce: "Just use your t-shirt and the through it away." Damn I'm good
Spinner: "ARE YOU NUTS!!!" This is the Celine Dion concert shirt I got when I saw her in Vegas!"
Deuce: "Well hell Spinner, I don't know." Spinner is now starting to dance like Michael Flatley in Riverdance
Spinner: "Oh, God! Oh, God!" the dancing continues
Deuce: "Spin Man, have you got a dollar?"
Spinner: "Yea, yea I think so, why?!?!" panic now reaching an all time high
Deuce: "Wipe with it McFly." I love Spinner but sometimes that boy is dumber than a bag of hammers, I think to myself.
Spinner: "You're a genius!!!" "I'm taking the Browns to the Super Bowl!!!" he giggles, pleased at himself for his new football and potty joke
Off Spinner runs, into the corn to give birth
Spinner is gone a long, long, time. But I know he's ok because I can hear the song he is singing being carried out of the field by the Indiana breeze. Jesus, Mary and Joseph, is that My Heart will go on, from Titanic???
After what seems like an eternity Spinner emerges from the field and jumps back into the car. To my absolute shock and horror Spinner has shit all over his hands, wristwatch, even under his fingernails!!!
Deuce: "Spinner!!! WTF, didn't you us a dollar like I told you?!?!"
Spinner: "Damn Deuce, I'd like to see you wipe your ass with three quarters, two dimes and nickle!"

Q) What does spinner and an ambulance have in common?
A) They both get loaded from the rear and go Whoo-Whoo!

What do you get when you cross a pig with Spinner
Nothing. There are some things a pig just won't do.


Why does Spinner put a copy of his diploma in the window of his vehicles?
So they can park in handicap spaces. POW!!!

I heard Pete Carroll T-Bagged Spinner and he like it...then it was Urban...then Ty...and also Houston has his Nutt's in there as well

hmmmm

( if this competitiion is not over).....


Dear Spinner,

Thanks for last night, it was great. You opened my eyes to a new world. I had no idea i was that flexible.

Love, Acamp (your sassy bearded teacher).

I hear Spinner was almost swayed by Oprah's endorsement of Obama, but Hillary's looks and charm still have him on her side.

 

[SoCalDomer]

that Rammer guy no doubt.... the dudes a Riot

no, I hear he went by rammertheham for a while. what a ham. grin:

 

[johnnd05]

Does that mean we have to lay off of Spinner? 'Cause I heard he liked to do unspeakable things with goats ...