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[Irish du Nord]

Hilarious targeted ad given the day AWS has had today

 

[Cackalacky2.0]

That Amazon outage basically screed me out of a whole day worth of work. Couldn’t access anything I needed to as tons of my work is based in programs that use AWS servers.

 

[Cackalacky2.0]

Who you got. Tough call but gotta go with room 1

 

[SportsingHard]

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Fuck the columns. I'll take row #1, and not just back in the 80s. Susanna Hoffs is the hottest 66-year-old to ever grace this planet.

2025 photo:

 

[Punky]

Fuck the columns. I'll take row #1, and not just back in the 80s. Susanna Hoffs is the hottest 66-year-old to ever grace this planet.

2025 photo:
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[ulukinatme]

Hoffs is money...and teenage me loved Leia, but Carrie Fisher was a little crazy and had some demons. Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science had a profound effect on me growing up too. That said, LeBrock didn't age well.

I think it's gotta be Room 3. I was big into Saved By the Bell and Karate Kid growing up. That aside, the three ladies there are still pretty damn good still today. Cates has fallen off a bit, but there's very few pictures of her these days to choose from too as she's stayed out of the limelight since she quit acting. Tiffani and Elizabeth can still get it 100%:

 

[T-Boone]

Its Suzie for sure - but why (how) is Alicia Milano not on there? Get her into room 1 and kick that 3rd girl out whoever she is.

 

[NDdomer2]

Tough between room 2 and 3 but row 2 is hands down winner.

 

[Bane]

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[SportsingHard]

I've never had any interest in the bottom six, but if I had to stick my dick in one of them, it would definitely be either:

1) Anchorman-era Applegate, or
2) Brooke Shields in some rare moment without clown makeup (as in Blue Lagoon, but, you know, legal)

Yes, Millennials/Zoomers in the house may not realize that girl in the bottom center was a soft porn veteran before she could say her ABCs.

[No, she was not. As Bane pointed out, I misidentified Jennifer Connelly. Nevertheless, Brooke...]

Put out the sexy vibe in oiled-up Playboy (Sugar & Spice) glam-porn pictorial - Age 10
Played a nude prostitute with bedroom and "please fuck me" scenes in Pretty Baby - Age 11
Starred in Blue Lagoon (aka Two Hours of a Girl Frolicking Naked with an Older Boy and Making a Baby) - Age 14
Filmed an X-rated movie for the first time - Age 15 (Endless Love was edited down to R-rated before release.)

Times were, um, different then.

 

[Bane]

I've never had any interest in the bottom six, but if I had to stick my dick in one of them, it would definitely be either:

1) Anchorman-era Applegate, or
2) Brooke Shields in some rare moment without clown makeup (as in Blue Lagoon, but, you know, legal)

Yes, Millennials/Zoomers in the house may not realize that girl in the bottom center was a soft porn veteran before she could say her ABCs.

Put out the sexy vibe in oiled-up Playboy (Sugar & Spice) glam-porn pictorial - Age 10
Played a nude prostitute with bedroom and "please fuck me" scenes in Pretty Baby - Age 11
Starred in Blue Lagoon (aka Two Hours of a Girl Frolicking Naked with an Older Boy and Making a Baby) - Age 14
Filmed an X-rated movie for the first time - Age 15 (Endless Love was edited down to R-rated before release.)

Times were, um, different then.

But this millennial does recognize that the bottom center is Jennifer Connelly in Career Opportunities and not Brook Shields.

 

[SportsingHard]

But this millennial does recognize that the bottom center is Jennifer Connelly in Career Opportunities and not Brook Shields.

LOL. So it is. I never saw Weird Science, Career Opportunities, or Karate Kid (aside from moments on TV), which might explain at least part of why I never developed an interest in any of those girls.

 

[Bane]

LOL. So it is. I never saw Weird Science, Career Opportunities, or Karate Kid (aside from moments on TV), which might explain at least part of why I never developed an interest in any of those girls.

I’m a fan of Jennifer Connelly and Marisa Tomei so room 2 was a lay up for me.

 

[irishnd31]

Hoffs is money...and teenage me loved Leia, but Carrie Fisher was a little crazy and had some demons. Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science had a profound effect on me growing up too. That said, LeBrock didn't age well.

I think it's gotta be Room 3. I was big into Saved By the Bell and Karate Kid growing up. That aside, the three ladies there are still pretty damn good still today. Cates has fallen off a bit, but there's very few pictures of her these days to choose from too as she's stayed out of the limelight since she quit acting. Tiffani and Elizabeth can still get it 100%:

Agree 100% and I am with you...3

 

[SportsingHard]

I was 13 and a visiting a friend when I saw Fast Times at Ridgemont High, so I have a core memory of a going to the bathroom to jack off to Judge Reinhold going to the bathroom to jack off to Phoebe Cates.

 

[Cackalacky2.0]

It’s Suzie for sure - but why (how) is Alicia Milano not on there? Get her into room 1 and kick that 3rd girl out whoever she is.

You shut your whore mouth 😆 ….Kelly LeBrock was a stone cold fox. And it should be based on their prime at the time not how they are today.

Slave Leia, weird Science Kelly LeBrock and and Prime Suzie. Fo sho.

 

[Cackalacky2.0]

My first experience with underboob. Life changing.

 

[Cackalacky2.0]

Hoffs is money...and teenage me loved Leia, but Carrie Fisher was a little crazy and had some demons. Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science had a profound effect on me growing up too. That said, LeBrock didn't age well.

I think it's gotta be Room 3. I was big into Saved By the Bell and Karate Kid growing up. That aside, the three ladies there are still pretty damn good still today. Cates has fallen off a bit, but there's very few pictures of her these days to choose from too as she's stayed out of the limelight since she quit acting. Tiffani and Elizabeth can still get it 100%:

They are all fat and old or aged out now bro.

 

[Irish#1]

I've never had any interest in the bottom six, but if I had to stick my dick in one of them, it would definitely be either:

1) Anchorman-era Applegate, or
2) Brooke Shields in some rare moment without clown makeup (as in Blue Lagoon, but, you know, legal)

Yes, Millennials/Zoomers in the house may not realize that girl in the bottom center was a soft porn veteran before she could say her ABCs.

[No, she was not. As Bane pointed out, I misidentified Jennifer Connelly. Nevertheless, Brooke...]

Put out the sexy vibe in oiled-up Playboy (Sugar & Spice) glam-porn pictorial - Age 10
Played a nude prostitute with bedroom and "please fuck me" scenes in Pretty Baby - Age 11
Starred in Blue Lagoon (aka Two Hours of a Girl Frolicking Naked with an Older Boy and Making a Baby) - Age 14
Filmed an X-rated movie for the first time - Age 15 (Endless Love was edited down to R-rated before release.)

Times were, um, different then.

Crazy how taste differ. Shields never moved the needle for me let alone my dick. Same with Carrie Fisher.

 

[SportsingHard]

Crazy how taste differ. Shields never moved the needle for me let alone my dick. Same with Carrie Fisher.

To be clear, I'm in the same boat, but if I'm forcing myself to pick somebody, it's sure as hell not going to be Shue, and fucking Fisher would feel like plowing my mom.

 

[ulukinatme]

LOL. So it is. I never saw Weird Science, Career Opportunities, or Karate Kid (aside from moments on TV), which might explain at least part of why I never developed an interest in any of those girls.

Weird Science is a cult classic, I don't know how you can say you lived through the 80s and missed it. Same with Karate Kid, Pat Morita was nominated (And should have won) for the Best Supporting Actor Oscar. The sequels and such were kind of up and down, but the first film is legendary.

They are all fat and old or aged out now bro.

I feel like you're trollin' me though. All those girls are at least 8+ years older than me and I'd still tap like...4-6 of them today. I'm not touchin' LeBrock in 2025, Fisher obviously, and Applegate is in bad shape these days. Cates is probably questionable just based on lack of evidence. Connelly still looks good, probably too thin if anything based on recent pics, but that's the only knock on her. Hoffs, Shue, Thiessen, and Tomei are all still smoke shows years later.

 

[Cackalacky2.0]

Weird Science is a cult classic, I don't know how you can say you lived through the 80s and missed it. Same with Karate Kid, Pat Morita was nominated (And should have won) for the Best Supporting Actor Oscar. The sequels and such were kind of up and down, but the first film is legendary.

I feel like you're trollin' me though. All those girls are at least 8+ years older than me and I'd still tap like...4-6 of them today. I'm not touchin' LeBrock in 2025, Fisher obviously, and Applegate is in bad shape these days. Cates is probably questionable just based on lack of evidence. Connelly still looks good, probably too thin if anything based on recent pics, but that's the only knock on her. Hoffs, Shue, Thiessen, and Tomei are all still smoke shows years later.

No trolling brother. Not at all. The intent is to choose from when they were in their prime not now… and I’m in no way judging anyone. Hard to go wrong on any of them from their prime.

 

[SportsingHard]

Weird Science is a cult classic, I don't know how you can say you lived through the 80s and missed it. Same with Karate Kid, Pat Morita was nominated (And should have won) for the Best Supporting Actor Oscar. The sequels and such were kind of up and down, but the first film is legendary.

I feel like you're trollin' me though. All those girls are at least 8+ years older than me and I'd still tap like...4-6 of them today. I'm not touchin' LeBrock in 2025, Fisher obviously, and Applegate is in bad shape these days. Cates is probably questionable just based on lack of evidence. Connelly still looks good, probably too thin if anything based on recent pics, but that's the only knock on her. Hoffs, Shue, Thiessen, and Tomei are all still smoke shows years later.

I was a good little sheltered Catholic boy, and my parents largely decided which movies I saw. For some reason, when I was ten, my parents didn't say, "Let's find a good movie about horny teenage boys who create a bangin' hot supermodel in a lab (or whatever the fuck Weird Science is about.)" The Karate Kid would've been infinitely more acceptable, but I can't recall me, my brothers, my parents, my friends, or anybody else saying, "Ralph Macchio kicking people sounds really interesting." From the clips I've seen, I don't feel like I missed anything.

Don't cry for me, though. My dad liked movies, and I saw the vast majority of age-appropriate 80s classics.

 

[ulukinatme]

No trolling brother. Not at all. The intent is to choose from when they were in their prime not now… and I’m in no way judging anyone. Hard to go wrong on any of them from their prime.

Yeah, obviously you can't really go wrong with any of them in their prime. That's why I figured the best thing to do was see how each held up years later.

I was a good little sheltered Catholic boy, and my parents largely decided which movies I saw. For some reason, when I was ten, my parents didn't say, "Let's find a good movie about horny teenage boys who create a bangin' hot supermodel in a lab (or whatever the fuck Weird Science is about.)" The Karate Kid would've been infinitely more acceptable, but I can't recall me, my brothers, my parents, my friends, or anybody else saying, "Ralph Macchio kicking people sounds really interesting." From the clips I've seen, I don't feel like I missed anything.

Don't cry for me, though. My dad liked movies, and I saw the vast majority of age-appropriate 80s classics.

Yeah, I didn't see Weird Science until probably the mid or late 90s and it was sneaking a watch on cable for the same reasons you weren't allowed to see it. Funny enough, there was the TV show they created in the late 90s on USA with the same name and premise as the movie, my parents completely forbid me from watching that one but I taped it anyway because I thought Vanessa Angel was nice too.

Like I said, the John Hughes version of Weird Science is a cult classic. It has it's moments, but it's mostly an excuse to watch Kelly LeBrock being sexy. Karate Kid, on the other hand, is a decent film and still relatable today I think. The cast is very good. Macchio is Macchio for sure, he can be polarizing. Martin Kove as the Cobra Kai sensei is great, and Zabka doubles as the quintessential 80s bad guy. The Cobra Kai lackies all nailed their parts. Shue is cute, she doesn't bring much else to the table. Pat Morita is iconic though, it was the role that he's best remembered for. Karate Kid IS 80s, it has to be watched at least once imo. The slow build through the movie is great, so much of it has been built into pop culture's lexicon, and the tournament is the perfect culmination.

 

[Cackalacky2.0]

I was a good little sheltered Catholic boy, and my parents largely decided which movies I saw. For some reason, when I was ten, my parents didn't say, "Let's find a good movie about horny teenage boys who create a bangin' hot supermodel in a lab (or whatever the fuck Weird Science is about.)" The Karate Kid would've been infinitely more acceptable, but I can't recall me, my brothers, my parents, my friends, or anybody else saying, "Ralph Macchio kicking people sounds really interesting." From the clips I've seen, I don't feel like I missed anything.

Don't cry for me, though. My dad liked movies, and I saw the vast majority of age-appropriate 80s classics.

Also brought up in a catholic family but like many kids born in the late 70s I basically raised myself and my parents had no idea what I was doing ever. They only cared that I made it home each day. That being said I was watching and quoting Eddie Murphy Delirious by the time I was 6yo.

 

[SportsingHard]

Yeah, obviously you can't really go wrong with any of them in their prime. That's why I figured the best thing to do was see how each held up years later.



Yeah, I didn't see Weird Science until probably the mid or late 90s and it was sneaking a watch on cable for the same reasons you weren't allowed to see it. Funny enough, there was the TV show they created in the late 90s on USA with the same name and premise as the movie, my parents completely forbid me from watching that one but I taped it anyway because I thought Vanessa Angel was nice too.

Like I said, the John Hughes version of Weird Science is a cult classic. It has it's moments, but it's mostly an excuse to watch Kelly LeBrock being sexy. Karate Kid, on the other hand, is a decent film and still relatable today I think. The cast is very good. Macchio is Macchio for sure, he can be polarizing. Martin Kove as the Cobra Kai sensei is great, and Zabka doubles as the quintessential 80s bad guy. The Cobra Kai lackies all nailed their parts. Shue is cute, she doesn't bring much else to the table. Pat Morita is iconic though, it was the role that he's best remembered for. Karate Kid IS 80s, it has to be watched at least once imo. The slow build through the movie is great, so much of it has been built into pop culture's lexicon, and the tournament is the perfect culmination.

The chubby guy in Cobra Kai is a friend of mine. I helped him with a couple things, including driving him across state for what turned out to be his big break when he had no car or license. At the casting call, I got interviewed for the local news, but he got the good role (for someone much younger and heavier than me) while I became a glorified extra in this shitty (first time director) movie with Jennifer Connelly and Ed Harris, until my scenes were cut. That was 16 years ago. These days, he's competing for top fat guy in Hollywood, he was invited to SNL's big 50th celebration, and he's got a Chris Farley biopic in the works.

 

[Bishop2b5]

Room 1. I'm gonna lick honey off Hoffs until I get diabetes, and what's her name and the other what's her name can mow the lawn and make me a sammich.

 

[SportsingHard]

Also brought up in a catholic family but like many kids born in the late 70s I basically raised myself and my parents had no idea what I was doing ever. They only cared that I made it home each day. That being said I was watching and quoting Eddie Murphy Delirious by the time I was 6yo.

I grew up on Eddie's self-titled 1982 album with, "Baby, why you got yo dick in the sink?" First bit was titled "Faggots." Somehow, he managed to not get retroactively cancelled.

 

[ulukinatme]

The chubby guy in Cobra Kai is a friend of mine. I helped him with a couple things, including driving him across state for what turned out to be his big break when he had no car or license. At the casting call, I got interviewed for the local news, but he got the good role (for someone much younger and heavier than me) while I became a glorified extra in this shitty (first time director) movie with Jennifer Connelly and Ed Harris, until my scenes were cut. That was 16 years ago. These days, he's competing for top fat guy in Hollywood, he was invited to SNL's big 50th celebration, and he's got a Chris Farley biopic in the works.

You talkin' about this guy?

Didn't know Stingray, but my brother used to drink all the time with TNA's Shark Boy

 

[SportsingHard]

You talkin' about this guy?

Didn't know Stingray, but my brother used to drink all the time with TNA's Shark Boy

Yeah, Stingray. I haven't watched CK yet, but Paul's got a pretty absurd filmography at this point, and it's always fun catching him in something.