IrishSteelhead
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Posted this in the over-signing thread, but would like to see it in its own, with posters adding to it. The task is simple: Quote something that wouldn't shock you coming out of Saban's mouth:
"I don't have a spot for you anymore. You have been under-performing. We'll tell the media you are hurt, and you can go to any juco of your choice. Good luck, whatever your name is......."
"I heard you were in class yesterday. How is that supposed to help you prepare for Florida? Get your priorities straight or I'll replace you with someone who does."
"Your dad died, and that's why you can't play in the Georgia Southern game? Unbelievable. We won't be winners until you understand Alabama Football comes first."
"Concussion? What are you, a doctor now? Get out there and fetch me a first down."
"Maze can't play anymore? This is the title game! Whatever, put him on a bus right now, and send him back to Birmingham. That will open up a spot for that kid from Hoover."
"Paper says you were arrested this weekend for armed robbery. You are damn lucky we have Vandy Saturday, because you won't be playing the first series son."
"I don't have a spot for you anymore. You have been under-performing. We'll tell the media you are hurt, and you can go to any juco of your choice. Good luck, whatever your name is......."
"I heard you were in class yesterday. How is that supposed to help you prepare for Florida? Get your priorities straight or I'll replace you with someone who does."
"Your dad died, and that's why you can't play in the Georgia Southern game? Unbelievable. We won't be winners until you understand Alabama Football comes first."
"Concussion? What are you, a doctor now? Get out there and fetch me a first down."
"Maze can't play anymore? This is the title game! Whatever, put him on a bus right now, and send him back to Birmingham. That will open up a spot for that kid from Hoover."
"Paper says you were arrested this weekend for armed robbery. You are damn lucky we have Vandy Saturday, because you won't be playing the first series son."
