Speaking of beers, and specifically, beer lists.
Years ago, I owned a bar. I'll just call it "Nanker's Place" here. One of our promotions was that we carried thirty different brands of beer from all over the world. If you drank all 30 (not in one setting, we had little cards behind the bar that we would mark them off on as the customer drank them), you got a really unique t-shirt with the bar's logo on the front and the proclamation on the back that "I Drank 30 Brands of Beer at Nanker's Place."
This little, kind of scruffy guy, completed the program over time, and got his T-shirt. After that, he switched drinks and always had Jack and Coke. One Friday night, he turned into a mean drunk and threw his drink on a waitress who resisted his rather crude advances. When told to leave, he refused, took a swing at a bouncer, and was promptly and efficiently thrown onto the sidewalk. When he tried to re-enter, the police were called and he was arrested.
I, along with others, was subpoenaed as a witness by the prosecuter at his trial for public intoxication, resisting arrest, etc. I about died laughing when he walked into court wearing his "I Drank 30 Brands of Beer at Nanker's Place" T-shirt. I laughed even harder when he proceeded to represent himself, and his statement to the court was "Your Honor, I don't know what I did wrong. They just told me to leave because they said they didn't like my kind in there, and Your Honor, I'm just trying to figure out what kind I am."
Needless to say, didn't impress the judge much. Short trial.
