Something to Ponder

[Irish#1]

Something to pass the time between visits to the Rumored Violations thread. Feel free to add.



Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why do you call the man who invests your money a broker?

 

[wizards8507]

Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?

Why are jelly beans called assorted when they're all mixed up?

 

[Irish#1]

If a dry cleaner loses his job, does him become depressed?

 

[Irish#1]

If a person offers a penny for your thoughts, why do you give them your two cents worth?

 

[ginman]

Why does it hurt when I pee?

 

[palinurus]

If Thoreau thought we should cut out unnecessary things, why did advise people to "simplify, simplify"?

 

[Irish#1]

Why do we say and alarm clock "goes off, when it's actually "turning on"?

 

[Irish#1]

Does a pawn shop sell any other chess pieces?

 

[IrishSteelhead]

Did Roman doctors refer to IV's as 4's?

 

[wizards8507]

What's the fundamental difference between beating someone up and beating them down?

 

[Kaneyoufeelit]

Isn't it funny how you have the Hunchback of Notre Dame and also the quarterback and halfback


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[Irish#1]

Why does bottled water have an expiration date?

 

[Irish#1]

How come Grape Nuts cereal doesn't contain grapes or nuts?

 

[Irish#1]

Why do they call it a drive thru when you have to stop and you don't drive thru anything?

 

[Irish#1]

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

 

[Irish#1]

Why are softballs hard?

 

[palinurus]

why do they call it a "pair of underwear"?

 

[palinurus]

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

They do in Michigan.

 

[IrishinTN]

Why is a small mass moving through outer space called an asteroid, but a small mass on my ass is called a hemorrhoid?

 

[Irish#1]

How do blind people know what they see in their dreams is correct?

 

[ulukinatme]

I was hoping this thread would be about Samantha. I am disappoint.

 

[ginman]

I was hoping this thread would be about Samantha. I am disappoint.

I approve of the transition!

 

[Irish#1]

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

 

[Irish#1]

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Why do they call it taking a dump when you're really leaving one?

 

[DogDaysIrish]

If an orange can be called an orange, why can't a banana be called a yellow?

 

[BobD]

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

 

[Irish#1]

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

 

[ulukinatme]

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Why do they call it taking a dump when you're really leaving one?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Deja vu!

Like...pondering Ponder.

 

[pkt77242]

Deja vu!

Like...pondering Ponder.

When I first opened this thread I thought it was going to be about

Then I saw the crap in it.

 

[Jebediah Springfield]